**Authors note** Hey everyone! I'm glad you like my fic! This one concerns Yui and Suboshi---my first karaoke song sung by some seriyu peeps!!! I hope you enjoy!!



Tetsuya: Hello and welcome back to Fushigi Yugi Christmas Karaoke!!! Our next song will be Sleigh Ride, sung by Suboshi and Amiboshi.

Amiboshi: (talking quietly to Suboshi) Great, great...what is this song anyway?

Suboshi hands Amiboshi a copy of the song.

Amiboshi: What the %*#@! I'm not singing that #%^$%&! song with you!!!!

Suboshi: (looking like he's going to cry) Please!!!!

Amiboshi: I'm sorry but I can't!

Suboshi: Why not?

Amiboshi: (screaming at the top of his lungs and causing all the seishi to look at him) BECAUSE I'M TOO DRUNK!!!! Uhh...Hiccup?

Suboshi: Umm.you haven't drank anything all night...

Amiboshi grabs a tray of sake and drinks all 5 pints. Then, he falls over and passes out with a loud **UUURRRRRRPPPP!! **

Hotohori: Oh great! Now two of them are out!

Suboshi: OH NO!! Who's going to sing the song with me!?WAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Miaka: YUI!!!(Points at Yui who automatically starts waving at Miaka and shaking her head and mouthing "no" with a look of terror on her face) Yui would love to do it with you Suboshi!

Suboshi's stops crying and his eyes begin to sparkle at with joy as he turns his head to Yui.

Yui: But I never said---

Suboshi: Thank you so much, Yui!!

Yui: You don't understand, I--- Suboshi: We'll talk later, Yui, right now we have a show to do!!(grabs Yui's hand and runs on stage)

Yui: (muttering) Oh great.



Yui: (singing dully) Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting tingling, too.

Suboshi: (singing very enthusiastically) Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you!!! (Moves closer to Yui, who moves father away)



Miaka: Now this is what I call funny. I finally have my revenge!!!!(laughs maniacly)

Tamahome: Uhhh...Miaka?

Miaka: Oh...Uh...Heh heh...Sorry...

Yui: (still singing dully) Outside the snow is falling--

Chiriko: That is very illogical! Snow doesn't fall in this part of Konan!!!!

Nakago: Will someone shut that kid up!!!

Chiriko starts to cry.

Chichiri: No need to be rude, no da!!!!(runs to Chiriko and hugs him, yet again)

Yui: and friends are calling Yoo-hoo.

Suboshi: (staring stalker like at Yui) Come on its lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you. (attempts to take Yui's hand but she is too fast for him)

Miaka: Awww...look at the cute couple!

Yui and Suboshi: Giddy-yap, giddy-yap, giddy-yap, let's go!!!

Suboshi: Let's look at the show!

Yui: We're riding in a wonder land of snow!

Chiriko: THAT'S $*^#(&$ ILLOGICAL!!!!

Chichiri: (gasps) CHIRIKO!!! I'm surprised at you, no da!!!!

Yui and Suboshi: Giddy-yap, Giddy-yap, giddy-yap, It's grand!!

Suboshi: (grabs Yui's hand and this time she isn't fast enough) Just holding your hand!

Yui looks like she will barf.

Yui: (taking deep breaths) We're riding *gasp* along *gasp* with a song *gasp* in a wintry fairy land.

Yui and Suboshi: Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy cozy are we.

Suboshi: We're snuggled up together---

Yui: (not singing) THAT IS IT!! I'LL SING WITH YOU, I MIGHT EVEN HOLD YOUR HAND, BUT I AM NOT SNUGGLING UP WITH YOU!!!!! OH YEAH, MIAKA, YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

Yui jumps out stage and starts chasing the screaming Miaka.

Miaka: AHHHHHH!!!! TAMAHOME!!! HELP!!!

Yui and Miaka run out of the karaoke room to who knows where.

Suboshi: Come back, Yui, come back!!!! Hmm...I wonder why she's so mad at Miaka. Everyone sweat-drops-_-()

Tetsuya: Well, that wraps up are show for today, hope to see you again!!!!