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The School Saga
By Spirit Wolf


Episode 3 - The Wrath of the Superglue

"Welcome back everyone," Mr Fuchi said. "I hope you're all ready for another year of school. As you can see, there's been a few changes to our staff…"

Vegeta tuned out after that. His mind started drifting into pleasant thoughts - well, they were pleasant thoughts for Vegeta, anyway. Thoughts of tapping into a new level of strength, thoughts of decapitating Kakarot, that sort of thing.

"…And now I'll turn you over to one of our new teachers, Mr Son," Mr Ron said.

Vegeta was jerked out of his thoughts instantly.

*What?! Mr Son?!* He glanced at Goku, but he also looked thoroughly confused.

*It couldn't be, could it?*

But it was true. It was Gohan.

Vegeta almost let out a cry of rage. Not only did he have to put up with Kakarot and his twin brat, but his eldest brat was a TEACHER here!

"Hi Gohan!" Goku yelled and waved.

Gohan went bright red. Vegeta smirked.

"Well, I'm new at teaching here, so I hope that it's as fun for you as it will be for me," Gohan said. He smiled and continued on. "This year, I'll be teaching…"

Once again, Vegeta tuned out. Humans had a ridiculous obsession with speeches.

Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed two very familiar figures sneaking out the back door. Goten and Trunks.

*Where are they going?* Vegeta wondered.

Suddenly, everyone started clapping. Gohan had finished his speech. All the kids were politely clapping, but Goku was going a bit overboard. He threw one fist in the air and yelled, "WHOOO! GO GOHAN!"

Mr Ron went back up the front. "Now your teachers will meet you outside and show you to your classrooms. Have a good year!"

Everyone started getting up.

*Finally!* Vegeta thought. He raced towards one of the back doors, beating everyone there. He gave the double doors one quick tap, expecting them to go flying open. They didn't.

Vegeta tapped them again, but they didn't budge.

Now Vegeta was getting annoyed. He inspected the door, and noticed that there was some kind of dried substance around the doorway.

He glanced out through the glass part of the door, and came face-to-face with Goten and Trunks. They were both grinning evilly.

"Let us out, you ba-" Vegeta started.

"Vegeta!" Goku scolded as he appeared out of the crowd of kids. "Don't say naughty words in front of kids."

"Shut up. The brats have somehow trapped us in."

Goten and Trunks poked their tongues out at Vegeta through the glass. Vegeta growled furiously.

Trunks held up a bottle. It was marked 'Superglue'. He grinned.

Vegeta stared at the bottle, at the door, and then the bottle again. Then he realized: they had superglued the doors shut!

The other doors! What about the others?!

Vegeta looked around hopefully. People were crowding around the other doors, but no one seemed able to open them.

Vegeta let out a cry of rage. Everyone except Goku took a step back.

"That's it, goodbye doors!" Vegeta roared.

"Wait Vegeta! Chi Chi said I shouldn't use my powers at school," Goku said.

Vegeta paused. Yes, Bulma had said something similar to that. She had said that it would attract too much attention.

"Damn it!" Vegeta snarled through gritted teeth. He glanced at Trunks and Goten. They were rolling on the ground, laughing so hard that tears were streaming down their faces.

Goku stepped forward. "Hey Goten!" he yelled, knocking on the glass. "Could you let us out now?"

Goten just laughed even harder.

"Come on!" Goku whined. "Joke's over."

"Kakarot! They can't just open the doors for us!" Vegeta snapped. He pointed at the dried glue. "That's superglue!"

"Ohhhhh…" Goku frowned, then a look of panic appeared on his face. "Then… how do we get out?"

"If I knew, I would tell you!"

"Um, excuse me mister," a boy said, tugging on Vegeta's shirt. "Could you please open the door for us???"

"NO!"

The boy went pale. Then he turned and disappeared into the crowd, yelling, "MOMMY!"

Vegeta turned around, and saw a terrifying sight through the glass. Trunks was mooning him.

"THAT'S IT!"

Vegeta drew back a fist and then slammed it through the door, causing everyone in the gym to turn and look at him.

With one swift kick, the door was in pieces. Vegeta leaped through, yelling, "Alright brat!"

Trunks was terrified. He turned and ran. Goten was just a few steps ahead of him.

Suddenly Trunks stumbled. Goten turned to help him.

And then Trunks dropped the superglue. The bottle smashed and glue spread everywhere. It dried almost instantly, effectively gluing Goten and Trunks' feet to the ground.

Vegeta grinned and slowly approached them. "So, you like to pull pranks, do you? Well I've got a prank that will make your hair stand on end!" His gaze fell to the broken bottle of superglue. There was still a little bit left.

Trunks followed his gaze. His eyes went wide. "No! NO! DON'T DO IT!"

Vegeta smirked evilly and picked up the broken bottle. He gathered some glue on his finger, then reached for Trunks and Goten. No, for their hair!

"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" they screamed.

Vegeta laughed. "Since you like fusing so much, now you can fuse permanently!"

A hand fell on Vegeta's shoulder. "Mr Briefs, that is unacceptable."

"Huh?" Vegeta turned around. Gohan was standing behind him.

"Sorry Mr Briefs, but knocking down doors is not acceptable," Gohan said in a professional voice, but a smirk was growing on his face.

"Baka," Vegeta muttered under his breath.

"I heard that," Gohan said smugly.


Next time: It's classtime! A simple maths test turns disastrous when our heroes get hold of… stationary! Don't miss the next exciting episode of Dragonballlll Zeeee!