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you have it
1 A Christmas Idiot
The scene takes place at the mall. The dragoons and Kee (note: that's me) are buying each other gifts on Christmas Eve.
Kee: Why are we here? Isn't that fat, old fart the one that gives us gifts?
Dart: The old, fat fart is Santa Clause and we are buying each other gifts because you attacked him last year so he's not coming back remember?
Flashback
Santa is putting presents under their tree. Suddenly Kee walks in
Kee: Robbers!
Santa: No im Santa
Kee: LIAR!!!!!!!!!
Kee beats up Santa up badly then all the dragoons walk in
Dragoons: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kee: What?
Meru: That's The Easter Bunny idiot!!!!!!!
Miranda: No dumbass it's Santa
Meru: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME BITCH!!!!!!?????
Miranda and Meru fight and of course Meru kicks her ass good
Santa: Im am never coming back for that
Haschel&Kongol: Odd day
Kongol: I fart you all die now
Kee: Kongol 1.Shut up 2. Learn to speak proper English
Santa leaves . . . everyone cry's
Back to normal
Kee: No I don't remember
Albert: Well everyone else does now let's shop and Kee please don't buy us all cookies so you can eat it
Kee: D'OH
Everyone is at a store buying gifts. Shana and Meru are passing buy a mall Santa
Santa: Ho Ho Ho
Meru turns around
Meru: AM NOT BASTARD!!!!!!!!
Shana: Maybe he won't call you that if you wear something more than that bikini
Santa: You're that girl that lives with the demon child that beat me up last year huh?
They both walk away like nothing ever happened
After the shopping they all go back home. Kee isn't home because he's visiting his good friend Dee (Note: Yes the author and if you haven't read her fics then what are you waiting for?) the dragoons are wrapping gifts and talking
Meru: Christmas is the best
Miranda: Yeah
Meru: Shut up I wasn't talking to you I was talking to everyone else
Lloyd: Who has the tape?
Kongol: Tape?
Rose: You're not suppose to be in this fic Lloyd
Lloyd: I know I just came to get my gifts. But I want to know why im not here too? He never puts me in his fics and if he does it's for one scene then im gone
Rose: Because Kee hates you for killing Lavitz so he said the next time he sees you he will kill you, chop you up into burger meat, sell you, and then pee on your grave
Lavitz: Im alive, im not dead
Lloyd: Ohhhhhhh, that's why I killed him
Lavitz: IM NOT DEAD DAMMIT!!!!!!
Rose kills him by bashing his head with a present
Haschel: Now he is
Lloyd gets his gifts and leaves
Later that night when Kee comes back drunk off stupidity, everyone is asleep so he does too, later Kee hears a noise down stairs
Kee: Santa it's you!!!
Santa: Yes it is
Kee I thought you weren't coming back
Santa: I forgive you because I can see almost perfectly out of my eye now
Kee: YAY!!!! GREAT!!!!!!!
Everyone comes to the room
Dart: Kee NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Kee: Im not doing anything
Dart: Sorry it's a habit
Meru: Santa you're back
Santa leaves
Meru: he could've said bye
Everyone is opening gifts and they all get what they want
Kee: A PLAYSTATION2 THANKS SANTA YAY HURRAY AND COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kee starts to dance and sing "Happy happy joy joy" by Ren & Stimpy. Everyone ignores him
Dart: a new 110-inch T.V
Shana: A Goldfish, I'll name you Goldie II
(Note: Now you know there is probably going to be a Dragoon Cemetery 2 now)
Kee: Great another damn fish. Now you know there are going to be dead animals and Barbara Strizand again in this house and if they eat my food I will send you all to Chuck E. Cheese's to be surrounded by those creepy Umpa-Lumpas that give me nightmares again (If you don't understand read my other fics and you will)
Rose: A decapitated head THANK YOU!!!
Albert: A new king's scepter
Meru: CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!! Non-skimpy bikinis boo
Kongol: book "Speaking good English for dummies" YEAH!!!!! Kongol like lots
Haschel: A Gift certificate for a nursing home thank you all
Dragoons and Kee: Happy Holidays from the Dragoons and Kee to you
The End
How did you like it? Please review OR ELSE I'll tell my mommy Mwahahahahaha ::coughs:: ok I'll stop now (
1 A Christmas Idiot
The scene takes place at the mall. The dragoons and Kee (note: that's me) are buying each other gifts on Christmas Eve.
Kee: Why are we here? Isn't that fat, old fart the one that gives us gifts?
Dart: The old, fat fart is Santa Clause and we are buying each other gifts because you attacked him last year so he's not coming back remember?
Flashback
Santa is putting presents under their tree. Suddenly Kee walks in
Kee: Robbers!
Santa: No im Santa
Kee: LIAR!!!!!!!!!
Kee beats up Santa up badly then all the dragoons walk in
Dragoons: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kee: What?
Meru: That's The Easter Bunny idiot!!!!!!!
Miranda: No dumbass it's Santa
Meru: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME BITCH!!!!!!?????
Miranda and Meru fight and of course Meru kicks her ass good
Santa: Im am never coming back for that
Haschel&Kongol: Odd day
Kongol: I fart you all die now
Kee: Kongol 1.Shut up 2. Learn to speak proper English
Santa leaves . . . everyone cry's
Back to normal
Kee: No I don't remember
Albert: Well everyone else does now let's shop and Kee please don't buy us all cookies so you can eat it
Kee: D'OH
Everyone is at a store buying gifts. Shana and Meru are passing buy a mall Santa
Santa: Ho Ho Ho
Meru turns around
Meru: AM NOT BASTARD!!!!!!!!
Shana: Maybe he won't call you that if you wear something more than that bikini
Santa: You're that girl that lives with the demon child that beat me up last year huh?
They both walk away like nothing ever happened
After the shopping they all go back home. Kee isn't home because he's visiting his good friend Dee (Note: Yes the author and if you haven't read her fics then what are you waiting for?) the dragoons are wrapping gifts and talking
Meru: Christmas is the best
Miranda: Yeah
Meru: Shut up I wasn't talking to you I was talking to everyone else
Lloyd: Who has the tape?
Kongol: Tape?
Rose: You're not suppose to be in this fic Lloyd
Lloyd: I know I just came to get my gifts. But I want to know why im not here too? He never puts me in his fics and if he does it's for one scene then im gone
Rose: Because Kee hates you for killing Lavitz so he said the next time he sees you he will kill you, chop you up into burger meat, sell you, and then pee on your grave
Lavitz: Im alive, im not dead
Lloyd: Ohhhhhhh, that's why I killed him
Lavitz: IM NOT DEAD DAMMIT!!!!!!
Rose kills him by bashing his head with a present
Haschel: Now he is
Lloyd gets his gifts and leaves
Later that night when Kee comes back drunk off stupidity, everyone is asleep so he does too, later Kee hears a noise down stairs
Kee: Santa it's you!!!
Santa: Yes it is
Kee I thought you weren't coming back
Santa: I forgive you because I can see almost perfectly out of my eye now
Kee: YAY!!!! GREAT!!!!!!!
Everyone comes to the room
Dart: Kee NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Kee: Im not doing anything
Dart: Sorry it's a habit
Meru: Santa you're back
Santa leaves
Meru: he could've said bye
Everyone is opening gifts and they all get what they want
Kee: A PLAYSTATION2 THANKS SANTA YAY HURRAY AND COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kee starts to dance and sing "Happy happy joy joy" by Ren & Stimpy. Everyone ignores him
Dart: a new 110-inch T.V
Shana: A Goldfish, I'll name you Goldie II
(Note: Now you know there is probably going to be a Dragoon Cemetery 2 now)
Kee: Great another damn fish. Now you know there are going to be dead animals and Barbara Strizand again in this house and if they eat my food I will send you all to Chuck E. Cheese's to be surrounded by those creepy Umpa-Lumpas that give me nightmares again (If you don't understand read my other fics and you will)
Rose: A decapitated head THANK YOU!!!
Albert: A new king's scepter
Meru: CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!! Non-skimpy bikinis boo
Kongol: book "Speaking good English for dummies" YEAH!!!!! Kongol like lots
Haschel: A Gift certificate for a nursing home thank you all
Dragoons and Kee: Happy Holidays from the Dragoons and Kee to you
The End
How did you like it? Please review OR ELSE I'll tell my mommy Mwahahahahaha ::coughs:: ok I'll stop now (
