The following Christmas story thingie is dedicated my fellow LM3ers; Jen (Sugah), Jenny (Junkeeb) & Lauren (PhoenixFire). Catch us on the fab Rogue & Remy Love Machine http://pub49.ezboard.com/btherogueandremylovemachine
Rated PG-13 since, uh oh!, I said a few bad words ;)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I need to update like there's no tomorrow. And here I am uploading holiday hijinx when I should be uploading new chapters (I'm laughing way too hard while finishing An X-Man's Trip, OMG!) I've also got another "X-Men stealing Buffy's storyline" story coming soon (Season 2 Buffy baby, see Gambit lose his soul and get some leather pants ;p) a story about the X-Men watching The 10th Kingdom (yes, I'm obsessed but if you've like seen it, you know why) and the first part of my Gambit/Psylocke romantic fic that I still can't believe I wrote, oy!
Have Yourself a Spicy little Christmas-By, Berry
'Twas the
night before Christmas
and all through the board
Not a member was stirring
the LM3 already been whored
The members passed out
drunken in their bed.
With visions of Casey
broken, bleeding and dead.
When suddenly I felt
the urging of my bladder
What the hell's wrong,
what did they put in the batter?
I flew down the stairs,
joyous after taking a leak
when I heard someone softly
and took to a peek.
And there by the mantle
I saw who would was bargin'
A creamy dream man
and the card he was chargin'
"Not Gambit" they moaned,
the readers in an uprowr.
I'm writing this tale,
the author said and pointed to the door.
So back to the story
and back to the plot.
The narrator was drooling
this guy was fuckin' hot
And suddenly he saw me
flashing strongly his ace.
I would have said something witty,
but, you know, the drool on the face.
"Now femme" he purred
stroking gently my head.
"What you doin' up chere,
need me to tuck you in bed?"
"Well Remy," I stuttered
"It's odd that you're here.
Because you not frankly real,
I guess I drank too much beer"
"If a dream it must,
then a dream it will be.
But the point is chere,
you're still here wit' me."
And with that, like a thief,
he turned out the light
Happy Holdays to all
and have a great fuckin' night!!!
