12/24/01 Whee!!! Happy Holidays everybody! Some Zim-inspired haiku poetry, how festive! Hope you enjoy! (Wow, a post WITHOUT horrible horrible angst. I must be slipping.) Be wary, potential insanity and stupidness ahead.

Disclaimer (Don'tcha love these?): Invader Zim belongs to the Almighty Thinnest Jhonen Vasquez, and his army of doom-sporks, and the sentient dust- bunnies at Nickelodeon. Aw, aren't they cute? I do this only out of the deepest respect for the characters and the great, great mind that created them. I mean it. Vasquez, if you're reading...damn you're a genius.

Any reviews you give to me will pleeeee-ase Pustulio! Flames will be treated with the same loving care you would expect from Nny, and any survivors will be fed to my pet Velociraptor.

Haiku of DOOM



Primary Cast



Zim:

Tiny alien

Overinflated sense of

His own importance

Dib:

Hunting for the proof

To expose the alien

His head is not big

GIR:

Mind of an infant

With a thing for brainfreezies

Beware the red eyes

Gaz:

Slave to the Game Slave

Her brother always annoys

Don't touch the pizza



Secondary Cast



The Tallest:

Great and Almighty

Fighting over the lasers

or the smoke machines

Professor Membrane:

Savior of mankind

Probing the depths of science

Advanced in toasting

Ms. Bitters:

Ancient snake-like crone

Apocalyptic teacher

Harbinger of DOOM

The Chihuahua:

His eyes are bugged out

His ear is torn. Cringe in fear...

For he is Madness

Nny:

Wish Johnny would show

Homicidal Maniac

Censors through the roof

Tertiary Cast



The Saucer Morons:

Searching for space beings

Most alien wannabes

See Jhonen and Frank?

The Planet Jackers:

Galactic truckers

Transporting planets. Quiet or

he'll eat your head.

The N'har Gok:

Child-like warriors

Earth babies don't come from space

But these fighters do

Pustulio:

Ah Pustulio

With your round head and strange grin

We hardly knew you