Disclaimer:
Everything you recognise from Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling (aka The
Goddess – a real one)
Everything you recognise from The Princess Diaries belongs to Meg Cabot
I own nothing :o)
Author's Note:
Well. I got some really nice reviews and I
got some flames, so I sat there for a while trying to work out if I should bother
continuing but you know, I'm having fun, so I'll keep going. I know that I copied whole sentences out
of The Princess Diaries and just changed the names, that was actually pretty much
the point it's a spoof A joke.
Not to be taken seriously. I guess I
should have said that earlier. (Actually, I just re-uploaded Part 1 so it does say
that now.) I'm hereby revoking any claims what-so-ever to creativity, and I
sincerely hope I didn't actually make any I just thought, Hey, I like The
Princess Diaries and duh, I like Harry Potter wouldn't if be cool if I put
the HP guys in TPD story etc etc.
I just wanted to have a little fun with this, I didn't want to actually write a story and claim I wrote it! It's a
piece of light entertainment, and that's all. I apologise to anybody I
offended. If I you laughed, I'm so glad
you did, and thank you for letting me know, I really appreciate it :o)
The Goddess Diaries - Part Two
| Thursday
October 11 2001, Astronomy Tower My life is a lie.
A lie. A LIE. |
| Later
Thursday, my dorm room OK, so I went down to lunch because I was pretty hungry (all
this crying really takes it out of you) and because I didn't want to get in any more
trouble – I'd missed Potions and Runes and Care of Magical Creatures already due
to the fact that I had been bawling up the top of the Astronomy tower – and Ginny
just wouldn't get off my back about why my eyes were all red so I had to tell her
that my parents had to come and see the Headmaster because I'm failing Flying, but
Pansy Parkinson, the nosy cow, overheard me telling Ginny and now THE WHOLE SCHOOL KNOWS. |
| Friday
October 12 2001, early Today when I woke up the robins outside my window were
chirping away (Crookshanks was on the windowsill, watching them), and the sun was shining
and I have my own room now because I'm a Prefect so I don't have to listen to
Lavender and Parvati yapping away while they did their hair every morning like over the
past four years. I took a shower and
didn't cut my legs shaving them, found a fairly unwrinkled set of school robes in the
bottom of my trunk, and even got my hair to look halfway passable. I was in a good mood. It was Friday. Friday is my favourite day, besides Saturday and
Sunday. Fridays always means two days –
two glorious, relaxing days – of NO Flying are coming my way. |
| Later
Friday, Notes from the common room (warning: non-Disney
entry)
Ginny – I can't stand this. Why is
Prof McG in the common room?
Ginny Weasley's Top Five Pick-Up Lines for Quidditch Players Hermione Granger's Top Five Worst
Reponses to above Pick-Up Lines
Hermione, you are such a pessimist. Lighten up. |
| Saturday
13 October 2001 Mum made me sign a
contract. I can't be bothered to write
it all out, but it basically says that I'm allowed to finish school at Hogwarts as
long as I do goddess stuff over the holidays. It's
that thing. |
| Later
Saturday Well. When I got back to school, Pansy Parkinson and
her entourage were doing cheer drills in the grounds when I drove up in the limo and she
was all, Oooooooh, does the Muggle-born have to get driven around in a car
now, because she can't work a broomstick? in this really snotty voice. Things to do: |
| Sunday 14
October 2001 There were Quidditch tryouts
today. Obviously, I didn't try out
because I can't fly, but Ron and Ginny did, so I went down to watch and cheer
them on. Maybe I should join the Gryffindor
Cheer Squad that Lav & Pav have started uh, maybe not. |
| Monday 15
October 2001 Oh, I am so bummed. They're gone. Mum and Dad went to Greece.
And he looked up at me and didn't say anything for a second, and then he said,
Why do you have to talk to Ginny?
And then Ginny came up, she was late because she had been talking to Professor
Flitwick after class and she was even more upset than I was because she didn't get on
the team and she's failing Charms, so I didn't feel like yelling at her
for telling Ron about me choosing Draco Malfoy because I know how she's feeling about
being terrible at Flying and failing and she made me feel heaps better about my parents
moving to Greece (to look after my Grandmother who's devastated at losing her only
son). |
Continued in Part Three...
