A/N: Hello again, FanFiction Fanatics! I know it has been a while (at
least 2 weeks!) since I have updated this story, but I've been busy, what
w/ school and everything. Oh, and if you ever had an english teacher that
read your stories/essays/papers out loud, you will appreciate this chapter.
Also, there are numerous references to my friends and teachers, so if you
don't get it,.well.um.yeah. Anyway:
Disclaimer: **In Sgt. Schultz voice** I own nothing, nothing!
Chapter 3: The next day at school.
Seventh period was finally here! Heero spent the entire day staring at six different clocks, and now it was almost time to go home!
Heero: **thinking** 50 more minutes..
1 Forb, the english teacher, came in the class and took attendance.
Forb: All right, everyone, pass in your papers.
Wufei looked murderous as he passed in his papers, and even moreso [1] as Duo handed in his. Duo didn't really think of it at all, since he was too busy talking to Meg. Though he did look up and nervously glance in Wufei's direction when Forb said:
Forb: I'll be picking random papers to read aloud to the class today. How many will depend on how quickly we finish going over the vocab. But don't worry, we will get to the papers.
Duo banged his head on the desk a couple of times. The class got through the vocab fairly quickly, and the teacher said they'd have time for three papers.
Forb: We'll be hearing....Briannie's, Meg's, and....Duo's papers.
Wufei held up a piece of paper in Duo's direction that said "You are lucky I cannot get out my katana now. Oh, yes, I have it w/ me."
Duo: **gulp**; **raises hand** Uh, Mr. Forb, could you not read mine? Please?
Forb: No, I'm sure your paper is great.
Duo: **under his breath** Ah, crap, I'm gonna die.
Meg's paper was wonderful, absolutely perfect. She received 500% on it. Briannie's was alright, she got an A-, Now it was time for Duo's paper... (Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!)
~*~*~ After Duo's Paper ~*~*~
The class either had no expression (Heero and Trowa), were stifling laughter (Quatre, and others), shocked, or murderous (Wufei). Duo's face was bright red and his head was down on his desk. There were about 20 notes on his desk from classmates. Duo didn't know if he wanted to read them. When he looked up, he saw Wufei's face and almost started laughing (it was bright red and he was looking like he could get up and strangle and shove some pencils in Duo's eyes).
Forb: Uh, interesting paper, Duo. It is excellent writing, but has nothing to do with the topic of the paper, which was to describe the downfall of Dimmsdale.
Duo: Well, uh, actually I do explain about a fall of Dimmesdale. He never went into public again after Wu- I mean Chillingsworth and Wilson go through all his stuff. Didn't I put that in there?
Forb: That never happened in the book.
Duo submitted.
Forb: I think I'll give you a -
We will never know what grade Duo got, because none other than Luke Skywalker came flying through the window from who knows where!! [2]
Luke: I am here because my ship was caught in a temporal anomaly and-- YOU!
Forb: Me? Do I know you?
Luke: Not yet, but you will!
Quatre: What is going on here? Mr. Forb?
Luke: Forb? Is that what you're calling yourself now, Palpatine?!
Forb/Palpatine: **gasp** You know my secret! Now you must all die!
Luke brings out his lightsaber and light-saber-fights with the english teacher. Luke somehow wins and chops off the "teacher's" head.
Briannie: LUKE! NOW IT'S YOUR TIME TO DIE!! [3,4] YOU KILLED MY FATHER!! I MUST SERVE JUSTICE AND RETURN HONOR TO MY FAMILY NAME!
Wufei: Honor? Injustice? AAHH! It is a matter of justice, I must lend aid!
Wufei takes out his katana and lunges for Luke, but since he spent so much time talking and getting out his katana, Luke was already decapitated by Briannie's lightsaber.
Wufei: Ah, well. Now you die, Maxwell!
Duo: Crap.
Duo leaves the room in a hurry and Wufei follows. The rest of the class doesn't know what to do next. The bell rings just as Briannie and Quatre begin to try and calm the class. The entire school leaves in a hurry, leaving only some of the teachers (2, to be exact) and the G-Boys.
Heero and Trowa suspected something was wrong with a couple of the teachers, so they left to investigate when Luke came in.
~*~*~ In the Staff Room ~*~*~
Two of the teachers this school knew as "Mr. Xtron and 'the Leprechaun' (as the students called him) sat in the large chairs no doubt scheming something evil, as teachers often do.
They were talking about having two major tests in one day when Heero and Trowa came in.
Leprechaun: Go away, no students allowed-- YOU!
Xtron: I knew you'd show up.
Heero: Well, I knew that you'd know.
Xtron: Well, I knew that you'd know that I'd know.
Heero: I knew that you'd know that I know that you'd know.
Trowa and the Leprechaun: Can we stop this madness!
Heero: Okay, ZECHS MARQUAISE! [5] And you're not Xtron, you're Traize Kushranada! [6]
Xtron: How?
Heero: No two teachers could be that boring. It's just not possible!
~*~*~
A/N: Never be able to look at boring teachers again, eh? Well, maybe you'll be able to, but I'll never look at those two teachers in my school the same way again! ^_^ Hey, it'll make Chemistry and Trig more interesting!
[1] Is this a word?
[2] Luke Skywalker!? Hey, I wuz watching 'Star Wars'....good movie! ^_^
[3] I know, I don't own the **ugh** Dungeons and Dragons movie either.
[4] It's a joke between me an' my friend Briannie (It came from too many sugar cubes, or peeps, or something like that)
[5] I think I spelled his last name wrong.
[6] See number 5.
Disclaimer: **In Sgt. Schultz voice** I own nothing, nothing!
Chapter 3: The next day at school.
Seventh period was finally here! Heero spent the entire day staring at six different clocks, and now it was almost time to go home!
Heero: **thinking** 50 more minutes..
1 Forb, the english teacher, came in the class and took attendance.
Forb: All right, everyone, pass in your papers.
Wufei looked murderous as he passed in his papers, and even moreso [1] as Duo handed in his. Duo didn't really think of it at all, since he was too busy talking to Meg. Though he did look up and nervously glance in Wufei's direction when Forb said:
Forb: I'll be picking random papers to read aloud to the class today. How many will depend on how quickly we finish going over the vocab. But don't worry, we will get to the papers.
Duo banged his head on the desk a couple of times. The class got through the vocab fairly quickly, and the teacher said they'd have time for three papers.
Forb: We'll be hearing....Briannie's, Meg's, and....Duo's papers.
Wufei held up a piece of paper in Duo's direction that said "You are lucky I cannot get out my katana now. Oh, yes, I have it w/ me."
Duo: **gulp**; **raises hand** Uh, Mr. Forb, could you not read mine? Please?
Forb: No, I'm sure your paper is great.
Duo: **under his breath** Ah, crap, I'm gonna die.
Meg's paper was wonderful, absolutely perfect. She received 500% on it. Briannie's was alright, she got an A-, Now it was time for Duo's paper... (Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!)
~*~*~ After Duo's Paper ~*~*~
The class either had no expression (Heero and Trowa), were stifling laughter (Quatre, and others), shocked, or murderous (Wufei). Duo's face was bright red and his head was down on his desk. There were about 20 notes on his desk from classmates. Duo didn't know if he wanted to read them. When he looked up, he saw Wufei's face and almost started laughing (it was bright red and he was looking like he could get up and strangle and shove some pencils in Duo's eyes).
Forb: Uh, interesting paper, Duo. It is excellent writing, but has nothing to do with the topic of the paper, which was to describe the downfall of Dimmsdale.
Duo: Well, uh, actually I do explain about a fall of Dimmesdale. He never went into public again after Wu- I mean Chillingsworth and Wilson go through all his stuff. Didn't I put that in there?
Forb: That never happened in the book.
Duo submitted.
Forb: I think I'll give you a -
We will never know what grade Duo got, because none other than Luke Skywalker came flying through the window from who knows where!! [2]
Luke: I am here because my ship was caught in a temporal anomaly and-- YOU!
Forb: Me? Do I know you?
Luke: Not yet, but you will!
Quatre: What is going on here? Mr. Forb?
Luke: Forb? Is that what you're calling yourself now, Palpatine?!
Forb/Palpatine: **gasp** You know my secret! Now you must all die!
Luke brings out his lightsaber and light-saber-fights with the english teacher. Luke somehow wins and chops off the "teacher's" head.
Briannie: LUKE! NOW IT'S YOUR TIME TO DIE!! [3,4] YOU KILLED MY FATHER!! I MUST SERVE JUSTICE AND RETURN HONOR TO MY FAMILY NAME!
Wufei: Honor? Injustice? AAHH! It is a matter of justice, I must lend aid!
Wufei takes out his katana and lunges for Luke, but since he spent so much time talking and getting out his katana, Luke was already decapitated by Briannie's lightsaber.
Wufei: Ah, well. Now you die, Maxwell!
Duo: Crap.
Duo leaves the room in a hurry and Wufei follows. The rest of the class doesn't know what to do next. The bell rings just as Briannie and Quatre begin to try and calm the class. The entire school leaves in a hurry, leaving only some of the teachers (2, to be exact) and the G-Boys.
Heero and Trowa suspected something was wrong with a couple of the teachers, so they left to investigate when Luke came in.
~*~*~ In the Staff Room ~*~*~
Two of the teachers this school knew as "Mr. Xtron and 'the Leprechaun' (as the students called him) sat in the large chairs no doubt scheming something evil, as teachers often do.
They were talking about having two major tests in one day when Heero and Trowa came in.
Leprechaun: Go away, no students allowed-- YOU!
Xtron: I knew you'd show up.
Heero: Well, I knew that you'd know.
Xtron: Well, I knew that you'd know that I'd know.
Heero: I knew that you'd know that I know that you'd know.
Trowa and the Leprechaun: Can we stop this madness!
Heero: Okay, ZECHS MARQUAISE! [5] And you're not Xtron, you're Traize Kushranada! [6]
Xtron: How?
Heero: No two teachers could be that boring. It's just not possible!
~*~*~
A/N: Never be able to look at boring teachers again, eh? Well, maybe you'll be able to, but I'll never look at those two teachers in my school the same way again! ^_^ Hey, it'll make Chemistry and Trig more interesting!
[1] Is this a word?
[2] Luke Skywalker!? Hey, I wuz watching 'Star Wars'....good movie! ^_^
[3] I know, I don't own the **ugh** Dungeons and Dragons movie either.
[4] It's a joke between me an' my friend Briannie (It came from too many sugar cubes, or peeps, or something like that)
[5] I think I spelled his last name wrong.
[6] See number 5.
