It's about time I returned here!!! Good to be back! Sorry I haven't been
around much, all work and no play has been my day for the last two months
or so unfortunately. But since it is Christmas soon (and my birthday too!!
*^_^*) I just had to get something done (besides that my mates have been
bugging me about writing more for the last two months too).
So here it is! A bumper Christmas edition, with some more to follow too!! Big thanks to Vick330 for encouraging me to write again after this long wait though. Thanks matey! ^_^
Disclaimer: I don't own FF8 (unfortunately. Damn. Pocket-money won't stretch that far.). They belong to Squaresoft. Ave Maria is not mine either (fortunately). You should know by now not to sue us writers, coz we need to have some fun!!! And Cindy has been trying to bite water from the taps as the water flows, she's busy and cannot protect me (whatever protection she would have been anyway! ^_~)
'Tis the season to be jolly, and to join in with the festiveness, dear little Zell decided that he should spread the good word of Christmas to all his merry little friends by singing door-to-door to them. ^_^ How nice of him!!!
On such a cold winter's night, Zell trudged through the snow thicker than the forest foliage. He eventually found himself standing outside of the residence of Squall and Rinoa in Deling City, after being chased across land and sea by - no, not oglops, but lovely, adorable, cute widdle CHOCOBOS!!! Of all varieties, of course, but alas, choco-phobia is incurable. Standing boldly, staring at the door, Zell decided to start singing. What did he sing? Well, it went a little something like this!:
*^o^* On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - a golden hotdog for me!!!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - two boxing gloves and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - four tattoo transfers, three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - FIVE CRATES OF BEER!!! *^o^* Four tattoo transfers, three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - six Seifer dartboards, *^o^* FIVE CRATES OF BEER!!! Four tattoo transfers, three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - seven days in Shumi.(music stops) O.O NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! ^_~ (music reassumes) *^o^* Six Seifer dartboards, FIVE CRATES OF BEER!!! Four tattoo transfers, three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, and a golden-hot-dog for me!!!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - eight fine- toothed combs, seven days in Shumi..hm. _ Ahem....*^o^* Six Seifer dartboards, FIVE CRATES OF BEER!!! Four tattoo transfers, three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - nine cans of hair- gel, eight fine-toothed combs, seven days in Shumi.(get over it!!! _).*^o^* Six Seifer dartboards, FIVE CRATES OF BEER!!! Four tattoo transfers, three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me - (shouts) TEN ADVENTURES OF PUPURUN!!! WHOO-HOO!!! *^o^* Nine cans of hair gel, eight fine-toothed combs, seven days in Shumi, six Seifer dart-boards, FIVE CRATES OF BEER!!! *^o^* Four tattoo transfers, tree pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me - Eleven beaten punch-bags, ten adventures of Pupurun, nine cans of hair gel, eight fine- toothed combs, seven days in Shumi, six Seifer dart-boards, FIVE CRATES OF BEER!!! *^o^* Four tattoo transfers, three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
(VERY majestically! O.O) ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE-LOVE SENT TO MEEEEEEE!!!!!! - Twelve brand new t-boards (those damn twinky-winky heads keep on conning them! _), eleven beaten punch-bags, ten adventures of Pupurun, nine cans of hair-gel, eight fine-toothed combs, seven days in Shumi.(.we're gonna have to "talk" about that one.!), six Seifer dartboards, FIVE CRATES OF BEER!!!! *^O^* Four tattoo transfers, three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, (*gasp for air*) AND A GOLDEN HOT- DOOOOGGGGG (*cough-cough* *gasp*) FOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR (ok guys, brace yourselves. Earplugs ready? Check! *lungs at full capacity of air, turning blue, grabbing his crotch ready to transfer from being a bass to being a soprano.God help us!!!) MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squall opened the door, looked at poor little Zell, freezing himself to death in the cold, just to sing for his matey, and said, ".". Zell was confused.
".Yo! Do I get any mince-pies?"
"."
"WHAT!!! After all I did for you, coming out here and giving Christmas a good cheer?! Nowt?!"
"."
"I'M CRA.I'M NOT CRAP!!! Maybe if you decided to speak once in a millennia we could find out how crap you are!!!"
".*^o^* Ave Maria! Gratia plena! Dominus tecum! Benedictatu!.-_-"
".O.O YOU'RE IN THE FRICKIN' OPERA SOCIETY OF DELING?!?!?!?!?!?! O.O .Er, HO-HO-HO!!!! MERRRRRRRRRRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!"
"."
Squall shut the door, and left Zell out in the cold.again. "Well, that's one off the list! Next.let's think." (ten minutes of hard, concentrated thought later (and a lot of pain)), "AH YES!!! I'm now to meet Irvine and Selphie! I'd better get going! Surely they'll have some mince-pies."
Please review!!! ^_^
So here it is! A bumper Christmas edition, with some more to follow too!! Big thanks to Vick330 for encouraging me to write again after this long wait though. Thanks matey! ^_^
Disclaimer: I don't own FF8 (unfortunately. Damn. Pocket-money won't stretch that far.). They belong to Squaresoft. Ave Maria is not mine either (fortunately). You should know by now not to sue us writers, coz we need to have some fun!!! And Cindy has been trying to bite water from the taps as the water flows, she's busy and cannot protect me (whatever protection she would have been anyway! ^_~)
'Tis the season to be jolly, and to join in with the festiveness, dear little Zell decided that he should spread the good word of Christmas to all his merry little friends by singing door-to-door to them. ^_^ How nice of him!!!
On such a cold winter's night, Zell trudged through the snow thicker than the forest foliage. He eventually found himself standing outside of the residence of Squall and Rinoa in Deling City, after being chased across land and sea by - no, not oglops, but lovely, adorable, cute widdle CHOCOBOS!!! Of all varieties, of course, but alas, choco-phobia is incurable. Standing boldly, staring at the door, Zell decided to start singing. What did he sing? Well, it went a little something like this!:
*^o^* On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - a golden hotdog for me!!!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - two boxing gloves and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - four tattoo transfers, three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - FIVE CRATES OF BEER!!! *^o^* Four tattoo transfers, three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - six Seifer dartboards, *^o^* FIVE CRATES OF BEER!!! Four tattoo transfers, three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - seven days in Shumi.(music stops) O.O NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! ^_~ (music reassumes) *^o^* Six Seifer dartboards, FIVE CRATES OF BEER!!! Four tattoo transfers, three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, and a golden-hot-dog for me!!!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - eight fine- toothed combs, seven days in Shumi..hm. _ Ahem....*^o^* Six Seifer dartboards, FIVE CRATES OF BEER!!! Four tattoo transfers, three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - nine cans of hair- gel, eight fine-toothed combs, seven days in Shumi.(get over it!!! _).*^o^* Six Seifer dartboards, FIVE CRATES OF BEER!!! Four tattoo transfers, three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me - (shouts) TEN ADVENTURES OF PUPURUN!!! WHOO-HOO!!! *^o^* Nine cans of hair gel, eight fine-toothed combs, seven days in Shumi, six Seifer dart-boards, FIVE CRATES OF BEER!!! *^o^* Four tattoo transfers, tree pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me - Eleven beaten punch-bags, ten adventures of Pupurun, nine cans of hair gel, eight fine- toothed combs, seven days in Shumi, six Seifer dart-boards, FIVE CRATES OF BEER!!! *^o^* Four tattoo transfers, three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves and a golden hot-dog for me!!!
(VERY majestically! O.O) ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE-LOVE SENT TO MEEEEEEE!!!!!! - Twelve brand new t-boards (those damn twinky-winky heads keep on conning them! _), eleven beaten punch-bags, ten adventures of Pupurun, nine cans of hair-gel, eight fine-toothed combs, seven days in Shumi.(.we're gonna have to "talk" about that one.!), six Seifer dartboards, FIVE CRATES OF BEER!!!! *^O^* Four tattoo transfers, three pairs of trainers, two boxing gloves, (*gasp for air*) AND A GOLDEN HOT- DOOOOGGGGG (*cough-cough* *gasp*) FOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR (ok guys, brace yourselves. Earplugs ready? Check! *lungs at full capacity of air, turning blue, grabbing his crotch ready to transfer from being a bass to being a soprano.God help us!!!) MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squall opened the door, looked at poor little Zell, freezing himself to death in the cold, just to sing for his matey, and said, ".". Zell was confused.
".Yo! Do I get any mince-pies?"
"."
"WHAT!!! After all I did for you, coming out here and giving Christmas a good cheer?! Nowt?!"
"."
"I'M CRA.I'M NOT CRAP!!! Maybe if you decided to speak once in a millennia we could find out how crap you are!!!"
".*^o^* Ave Maria! Gratia plena! Dominus tecum! Benedictatu!.-_-"
".O.O YOU'RE IN THE FRICKIN' OPERA SOCIETY OF DELING?!?!?!?!?!?! O.O .Er, HO-HO-HO!!!! MERRRRRRRRRRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!"
"."
Squall shut the door, and left Zell out in the cold.again. "Well, that's one off the list! Next.let's think." (ten minutes of hard, concentrated thought later (and a lot of pain)), "AH YES!!! I'm now to meet Irvine and Selphie! I'd better get going! Surely they'll have some mince-pies."
Please review!!! ^_^
