My Own Family

Chapter 2 – A New Tendo, Hi Little Sister

Notes: Ranma has been to Jusenkyo, but hasn't been dunked…yet.  After knocking his father into spring of drowned Rabbit, Ranma immediately leaped to the ground to ask the guide, the rest follows, including the Joketsuzoku, Here some stuff happens, that will spoil the story for you.  And now, Ranma the 'male', nymphomaniac girl has finally arrived at the Tendo's home.

                "So, Mr. Saotome, how do you train in the 'Ototo-ken'?" Nabiki asked, she fully didn't understand her new houseguest yet, except for maybe Ranma, so asking might shed some light.

                "Very easy Nabiki, you wrap the trainee in a straight jacket, then you put him in a room with at least three sisters, who will pamper and irritate him, until he brakes, causing him to fight back and become a man again," Genma said triumphantly, Nabiki just looking past him to Ranma battling to try and untangle himself.

                "If you say so, Mr. Saotome," Nabiki answered dryly, 'well, I know what he's like, he's an idiot'.

                "Father, must we really help 'Uncle' Saotome with his son?" Kasumi asked pouring tea for her father.

                "Why yes daughter, we must help him in any way to make Ranma a suitable husband for one of you, now please, go with your sister when he calls for you."

                "Hmm, Ranma must be useless at Martial Arts if Mr. Saotome wants our help in training him," Akane thought as she destroyed a cinder block.

                "Hey, Akane, we've been called up by rabbit-man," Nabiki told her sister from the dojo's door.

                "Okay, well, come on then."

                "Right, now I want you all to sit in here, and treat Ranma as your younger brother, irritate him, pamper him, treat him as a baby and such, can you do that?" Genma asked sternly, all three girls nodding, "okay then Tendo throw him in the room," Genma called out, as Soun threw Ranma in after Genma left the doorway, the door shutting to read 'Akane' on the outside.

                "Well, let's drink to celebrate Tendo."

                "Yes, Saotome, lets drink."

                "Err, do any of you know what we should do?" Akane asked, as they all stared at Ranma who was just sitting there, not saying a word for the gag in his mouth.

                "Well, that can't be too comfortable, should I take that off for you?" Kasumi asked, Ranma nodding hard, Kasumi was quick in removing it, but Ranma was still irritated at having to keep on the straight jacket.

                "Hmm, Mr. Saotome, did say we should 'pamper' him, and treat him like a 'baby'," Nabiki smirked, Kasumi's smile becoming brighter as she got closer to the shivering Ranma.

                - 5 Hours later -

                "Huh, Sotomi, don you shink, they are finisheshd by now?" Tendo asked his drunken partner.

                "Yess, Tendow, I do believe your righk," Genma answered back, waltzing up the stairs drunkenly as Soun followed him.

                Getting to the door, they both leveled themselves and opened it, breaking the lock that was placed inside the door, upon entering, they noticed no one was inside.

                "Tendo, they've excaped," Genma quickly said noticing the situation.

                "Quick, Saotome, to the bat-mobile," Soun said, as they both raced the to the stairs, being intercepted by Nabiki.

                "Thought I heard you two," Nabiki said, as she stared at them.

                "Out of the way daughter, my daughters and Ranma have escaped," Soun said, bumbling.

                "Err, there right here, and…what have you done to my door," the area suddenly went colder as Nabiki glared at them, but they weren't there as they had ran into Akane's room.

                "Son, are you ready yet?" Genma asked, not truly seeing Ranma.

                "Papa," Ranma yelled as he latched himself onto Soun.

                "I knew this would happen, especially when Ranma was calling me Onee-chan," Akane said in her hands, Kasumi was happy as she had someone else to cal sister and look after.

                Soun just collapsed, followed by Genma, with Ranma being led by Nabiki into the spare room to sleep.

                "Oh well, it could have been worse."

                - The next day, wasn't normal -

                Everyone was sitting at the dining table bar for Kasumi, the most noticeable thing was, was that Ranma was wearing a Furinkan uniform, a GIRLS, uniform, yet somehow, it worked.

"Father," Ranma asked, as Genma's head lifted up, still thumping from a hangover.

                "No not you, Father Tendo," Ranma asked pointing to Soun.

                "So, the ototo-ken works on making him manly, how?" Nabiki asked smirking.

                "Do you want to help me cook, Imouto-chan?" Kasumi asked fro the kitchen.

                "Sure Onee-chan," Ranma said, as he almost leaped into the kitchen.

                "Well Tendo, it sort of joined the familys," Soun just groaned, "Don't worry Tendo, I WILL have my son back."

                'Ha, idiots,' Nabiki thought sourly, remembering her door, "so Akane, is Ranma a good fighter?" Nabiki smirked as she sees Akane nursing her jaw and rib from when she and Ranma fought in the morning, a little training as Akane called, (for the fight, just think of the first fight between Ranma and Akane from the shrow, only with Ranma using punches and kicks.)

                "Leave it Nabiki, ouch," Akane realized that talking, might not be a good thing with a broken jaw, "I'll just see, ouch, Tofu-sensei before school," Akane said, as she limped into the Kitchen to get more pain-killers.

                "Thank you for helping Ranma," Kasumi said as Ranma helped her take the plates and such into the living room.

                "No worries, Onee-chan," Ranma answered back, helping Kasumi place the plates, Nabiki got up and walked to Ranma, giving him a bag.

                "Okay Ranma, I've entered you into school, your name is Miyuka Tendo and you're entered as female, so please, act that way and go with Akane to Dr Tofu's so you can get a note to explain about P.E.*, oh and no charge on the padded bra" Nabiki told her, 'younger' sister, who was blushing at the mention of the padded bra.

                "Thank you Nabiki," Ranma gave her a smile, using his trained voice from the Onna-ken.

                "Sure, 'sis'," Nabiki answered back, taking a look, she admitted, that somehow, Ranma made it work, she guessed the Onna-ken must have been powerful, even his face was softer, more Bishojo than even Bishonen, she wondered if Kuno will be 'fooled' by this, she thought that bit while snickering.

                The breakfast was a quick affair, as Genma was unable to steal food from Ranma, as Kasumi protected her 'little sister', by paring the attacks, much to Genma's amazement and unhappiness.  Once they were finished, well, it was time to leave.

                "Okay, I'm going now, need to get the school prepared for Ranma here, or should that be Miyuka?" Nabiki said, as she left, "see-ya."

                "Miyuka?  Oh what a charming name, Miyuka-chan," Kasumi said happily, smiling at her 'little-sister'.

                "Come on Ran, err, Miyuka, lets go to school," Akane said to Ranma.

                "Okay onee-chan, bye everyone," 'Miyuka'shouted as 'he' left behind Akane, who was limping terribly.

                "It's scary Tendo, he is now truly acting like a girl, and you DAUGHTER, for kami-sama's sake," Genma said glumly.

                "Don't worry Saotome, we will get him back, I have a plan," Soun said (okay, I know it's Genma who mostly makes the plans, but he's in the dumps right now).

                "Hmm, I'm intrigued," genma answered back.

                "Yes, I call it, Soun and Genma's: Operation Winback," Soun said triumphantly.

                Suddenly, a man from nowhere appeared and slapped a piece of paper on the table, "sorry, but that names copyrighted, if it isn't changed, then we'll see you in court," the lawer said to the duo.

                "Okay, we'll change it," Soun and Genma said quickly, the lawer nodding and leaving the same way he entered, in thin air.

                "Hmm, what shall we call it?"

                "Where are we going Onee-chan," Ranma was REALLY too good at his 'little girl' voice, and it was making Akane nervous.

                "Ugh, can you stop that, you are NOT a girl and your NOT my sister," Akane turned around, anger plain on her face.

                "I am a girl, onee-chan, how could you say that," tears were welling up in Ranma's eyes.

                "Geeze you freak," Akane said disgusted (maybe it was the way that Ranma seemed more cute than her, that made her, upset about Ranma).

                Turning around, she saw Ranma kneeling on the ground, tears streaming down his face.

                "Look, I'm sorry Ranma, but you're a boy," Akane said, but not nicely.

                "My name's Miyuka now, not Ranma, and I am a girl," Ranma answered back.

                'Whoa, Mr. Saotome really did a number on Ranma's mind.

                "Come on Ran…er, Miyuka, we've got to go to Tofu-sensei's before school," Akane said as she dragged 'Miyuka' towards the small doctors office.

                "So, when is you sister arriving, oh bringer of Akane's photo's?" a boy with short hair, wearing a Hakama asked Nabiki.

                "My names Nabiki, Kuno-chan, and she should be here with our new little sister, she's only having to go to the doctors first," Nabikia told him.

                "WHAT, Akane Tendo is ILL, I must leave here to comfort her in her time of need," Kuno said as he nearly ran off, that was, until Nabiki held him back.

                "Please, release thine hands from my arm, as to allow me to reach Akane," Kuno said looking at Nabiki.

                "Don't worry Kuno, she's only going to get looked over, then she's coming straight here, she was ruffed up a bit by Miyuka, our new sister," Nabiki told him.

                "Hmm, I will get revenge on this, Miyuka for you Akane," Kuno said as he went outside to greet Akane when she came.

                "Here we are, Ran…"she stopped when she saw Ranma's eyes fill up, "sorry, Miyuka then."

                She sweat dropped when she saw his eyes light up.

                "Tofu-sensei, are you here?" Akane asked allowed, then putting a hand on her jaw from the pain.

                "Sorry about that Akane," Ranma said, keeping up the little girl act, which in his eyes, wasn't an act.

                "Hello Akane, any new injuries?" Tofu said with a smile on his face as he entered the waiting room, then he saw Ranma, "oh and who's your friend?"

                What he didn't see though, because of ever so slightly fogged up glasses (Ranma exerts a Kasumi like Aura, direct opposite of cannon Ranma really, and acts somewhat like her, but it's the aura mostly, but Ranma is also a nymphomaniac as well), was the hearts in Ranma's eyes.  Akane however, saw the way the two were acting, well, sort off, and got angry.

                'Ranma likes Tofu, but he's a guy, Tofu's glasses are fogged like when Kasumi is around, but Ranma's a guy,' Akane was REALLY confused about this, she understood how she lost Tofu to Kasumi, but Ranma, it just boggles the mind.

                "Hahaha, my names Tofu Ono, what's your name little lady?" Tofu asked, nervously laughing.

                "My name's Miyuka Tendo, Tofu-sama," Ranma said, fluttering his eyelashes.

                "Miyu, Miyuka, such a nice name, did you here that Betty-chan?" Tofu turned to Akane, and Akane got worried.

                "Err, Miyuka, we've got to leave, NOW!" Akane said with urgency.

                "Why?  I haven't gotten to know Tofu-sama yet," he said with a light smile that was very Kasumi like; Tofu saw this and went into his 'Kasumi's around' mode.

                "Because I'll tell you later, THAT'S WHY, now let's get going," Akane was pushing Ranma out of the doctor's office, while Tofu was dancing around with his skeleton.

                While dragging out Ranma with her, they passed an old lady, who saw the look on Akane's face.

                "Don't tell me, Kasumi is visiting the Doctor?" the old woman asked, but relaxed when Akane nodded.

                "No, but he's in Kasumi mode thanks to Ranma here," Akane said pointing to him, who just looked at Akane and said.

                "My names Miyuka, Akane, when will you learn?" he said crossly.

                "I think I'll reschedule, my appointment then," the old lady said as she left, Akane wave good-bye, then looked at her watch.

                "Oh god, were going to be late," with that, she dragged Ranma of at high speed.

                "So what was all that about Onee-chan?" Ranma asked Akane, who he was still dragging him along.

                "Well, you see, Tofu has this thing about Kasumi and whenever he sees her, he suddenly snaps and becomes all goofy, you saw him dancing with his skeleton there didn't you?"

                "Well, yeah, I thought it was cute," Ranma said, a lustily smile appearing on his face.

                "You, for some reason, seem to remind him of Kasumi and that caused him to go like that," Akane said, you could she was slightly upset about that.

                "Oh, so he likes Kasumi too?  That's nice, well, He's much too old for me, so I'll help Kasumi get him, unless she doesn't want him, then he's mine," he said grinning madly.

                They were quickly approaching the school, when Ranma saw a load of people rushing forward, a large dust cloud behind them.

                "Hmm, Akane, what's that?" Ranma asked, managing to point a hand past Akane's head to the crowd.

                "My, he, fan-club, Raaaarrrrggggghhhhh," she yelled, as she flew her arm which was holding Ranma's forward, throwing him towards the top of the school wall, which he managed to land on, sitting, without his skirt getting torn, or (while in the air) getting blown about.

                "Thanks Akane," he shouts out load, managing to keep the feminine tones he can almost use unconsciously, okay, he uses them without realizing completely.  Ranma watched intently, as Akane plowed through all the boys, 'No wonder she seemed upset when I said I liked Tofu, I am so sorry,' Ranma thought when he saw her aggressiveness.

                As Akane finished them off, she wiped the small amount of sweat from her forehead, and relaxed a little.

                "Hey, cool Akane, and I'm sorry," Ranma said as he walked up beside her.

                "What for?" Akane asked confused.

                "Well, for going on about Tofu when you're obviously a lesbian," you could here the still clouds in the sky when everyone heard what Ranma had said, but that sound was taken over by Akane's now newly found twitch, as her left eye was flickering.

                Whispers about this where now circling everyone, but stopped when Akane yelled.

                "RANMA!!!  I AM NOT A LESBIAN," Akane yelled at him.

                "Tis true, the fair maiden Akane Tendo, is no thespian, as she has never acted when declairing her love for me," Kuno appeared from behind a tree.

                "Oh, hello, Kuno-senpai," Akane said with distaste, Ranma was just eyeing him up and down.

                "Is this your boyfriend Akane?" Ranma asked, still eyeing him.

                "No he isn't," Akane almost yelled at him, her face flushed red.

                "Oh, then if I can't get Tofu, do you mind?" Ranma said, with an almost dreamy face.

                "And who is this fair maiden?" Kuno asked as he walked up to Ranma.

                "Oh, Kuno-senpai, this is Ran, err, Miyuka, my, err younger sister," Akane said, as Ranma's face was glowing in the presence of Kuno, who was suddenly surprised when Ranma latched onto.

                "Doyouhaveagirlfriend?Ilikeyoudoyoulikeme?Wouldyouliketohavedinnersometime?" and Ranma just kept on spraying out words at an incredibly fast pace, Akane, just put her face in her hands and shook her head.

                Kuno's mind was slowly registering what Ranma was saying, and had just noticed her hand creeping up his thigh, "Unhand me young lade, or, huh, or, ahh, or you will feel the righteousness, mmhmm, of the Blue Thunder, Tateeaarghh, Tatewaki Kuno, AAARRRGGHHH MOMMY," Kuno screamed at the end, before acting quickly to unlatch Ranma of off him and running away quickly.  Stopping behind a student next to the main entrance, hiding behind the female student, shivering and only peering out to look at Ranma.  Akane just stared at him, her mouth gaping open, then she noticed Ranma's lusty smile as he walked towards Kuno.

                "Come here, Kuno-chan, I won't bite…hard," this was the last straw, as Kuno ran into the main entrance without opening the door, screaming as he went.

                Ranma just stood in the middle of the field, tears welling up in his eyes, "he, he, he doesn't like me?" and the water works came (this rivaled Soun's crying and Niagara Falls together).

                "Why didn't I think of that?" Akane thought, as she saw how Ranma had managed to scare of Kuno, well, if she stuck next to Ranma most of the time, Kuno wouldn't try to bother her anymore, and so finally saw a good reason for keeping Ranma the way he was.  Then the back pain that she should have felt from her injury's in the morning, caught up with her, all she did, was bite her lip to keep from screaming.

*- For those who don't know, I have never seen P.E. used in a fan fiction, it is either Phys, or Games or Gym or something, well, back in my school it was called P.E. or Physical Education, and I have used it here, mainly for my convenience ^_^;

Okay, that was chapter two, congratulations for attempting to live through that too, I'm VERY grateful that you read it.  Next Episode, School is no Place, for Nymphomaniac Transvestites.