Whey-hey! Another part to this merry tale! ^_~ Sit back and enjoy! (with ear-plugs, of course.^_^)

Disclaimer: Still don't own the FF8 characters. (Damn. I could duet with Squall!) These carols are not mine either.

"This'll show him for not giving me any mince pies!!! Gunblade-wielding nancy-boy!!!! Hang on, where does he keep it?" Zell thought as he drove the Ragnarok off to the icy plains of Trabia to get to the residence of Irvine and his precious little pumkin-bumpkin Selphie. Quite literally. Parking the Ragnarok in the Trabia Crater, Zell hugged his mittens and woolly cap closely as he braved the blazing icy-winds of the north to his friends' house.

Once he was there, Zell plumped and puffed himself up to performing at this new venue. Ready? Here we go.

(WARNING!!! Make sure you wear ear-plugs during this concert, for our fog- horned friend has no volume control.)

*^O^* (Blaring out.I forgot my earplugs._) SIIIIILENT NIIIIIIGHT!!!

HOOOLY NIIIIIIGHT!!! (Cathy: QUIETLY DOOFUS!!! IT'S A BLINKIN' LULLABY!!! NOT A BRAWL-OUT FROM THE PUB!!!)

?^_~? ^o^ All is calm,

All is bright,

Round John Virgin's motherless child, (Cathy: .O.O)

Holy imbecile, tender and wild, (Cathy: .WHAT?! O.O;;)

Sleep in heavenly peas,

Sleep in heavenly peas.^o^ (Cathy: .-_-;; there's no hope for this one, is there?)

Zell was very happy at his rendition of "Silent Night", and thought that it must have been good, because the Dobermans next door were barking crazily. Yeah, they really must have enjoyed it, so much so that they were joining in!!! He'd better get and sing another carol for his newfound fans!!!

*^o^* O come all ye faithful!

Joyful and triumphant!

O come ye, o come ye to Bethlehem. (Cathy: .Huh? He remembered the words properly!!! ^_^ I knew he could do it!)

Come and behold him!

Born the King of Angels!

(Quietly) ^o^ O come let us ignore him (Cathy: .=0)

O come let us ignore him,

(Loudly.O come, let us ignore Zell! _) O COME LET US IGNORE HIM!!

CHRIST THE LORD!!! *^O^* (Cathy: .-_-;;; Not again!!!)

" Wondeful!!! That'll show Squally that I can surpass all those at the Deling Choral Society! Maybe I'll be accepted one day." *_* Thought Zell, as the Dobermans were barking louder than Krakatau's explosion at the sing-along. "Strange. Irvine and Selphie haven't come out to congratulate me on my singing, and more importantly, HAVEN'T GIVEN ME ANY MINCE PIES!!!! _ One last song, and then I'm going to have to knock at their door! Better make it very good!!!" So Zell opened his big mouth (trained to open very wide after all those hot-dogs.)

*^O^* Hark! The herald-angels sing,

"Glory to the new-born king!

Peace on Earth and mercy mild,

Goddam sinners wreck the child!" (Cathy: .=0 OH NO!!!!)

Joyful all ye nations rise! (Cathy: Phew!!)

Join the triumph of the skies, (Cathy: Good! Keep it up matey!! ^_^)

*^O^* WITH ANGELIC HOST PROCLAIM "CHRIST IS BORN IS BETHLEHEM!!!"

(Cathy: YEAH!!! GIVE THEM A SMACKEROONY!!! *^o^* MINCE-PIES AHOY!!!! GIVE ME ONE TOO!!!)

*^O^* HARK!!! THE HAIR-LIPPED ANGELS SING!!! (Cathy: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Good-bye, mince-pies, until next year.;_;)

"GLORY TO THE NEWBORN KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!"

Irvine opened the door in a hurry, almost bowling Zell over on his last note. How tragic! "Irvine! Old buddy! Old pal! Merry Christmas!! I thought you might like to hear some festive carols to get you into the festive spirit!! IknowI'msogoodatsingingbetterthanSquallywaybetterthanhimthereforeIdeservetog etatleasttwentymincepiesformygoodsingingcanIhavetwentythankyousomuch!!!!!!!! !!!" *^o^*

Irvine, on the other hand, was a bit disturbed by something. "Hark the HAIR-LIPPED angels sing?! O come let us IGNORE him?! Holy IMBECILE tender AND WILD?! Forget about mince pies, you're not even going to get a thorn off the tree to eat!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL ANGELS "HAIR-LIPPED"!!!!!" Slam. Ho. Ho. Ho.

So, poor old Zelly had to find somewhere else to sing to try and nab some prized mince pies. Who should he torture next? Non other than his bum- chum Seifer and his fair lady Quistis!!! *^o^*



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