My Own Family

Chapter 3 – School is no Place, for Nymphomaniac Transvestites.

Notes: Ranma has been to Jusenkyo, but hasn't been dunked…yet.  After knocking his father into spring of drowned Rabbit, Ranma immediately leaped to the ground to ask the guide, the rest follows, including the Joketsuzoku, Here some stuff happens, that will spoil the story for you.  And now, Ranma the 'male', nymphomaniac girl has finally arrived at the Tendo's home.  And now, Ranma has just started school, winning the affections (well partially) from Tofu, and alienating Kuno completely (to the envy of Akane).

Oh and if your wondering WHY this is a PG story, I just felt it should be (actually, it's due to some words in it, and the fact that it can be considered slightly Yaoi).

                It was the beginning of classes, and 'Miyuka', was being introduced to his class.

                "Class, this is Miyuka Tendo, she's a new student, and Akane's long lost sister, so please, make her feel welcome," Tokemi-sensei said, as he introduced Ranma.

                "Please, tell everyone about yourself," he said, then got a goofy look as Ranma smiled at him, with a lusty look in her eyes that would make anyone weak in the knees.

                "Hi, my name's, as you know now, is Miyuka Tendo, and I'm Akane's little sis, I've spent most of my time with my Uncle Saotome training in the Saotome Art's, the twin style to the Tendo Art's, that's what Akane learned," Miyuka said, then gave all the boys a sly wink, "and I'm not attached, yet."

                What Ranma didn't know, was that not only did she now have the attention of all the boys in the class, but the attention of all the girls too, but only two of the girls in the entire class weren't jealous or angry of 'Miyuka'.

                "Th, thank you Miss Tendo, now could you P-P-please sit down, next to Akane," the teacher said, Ranma winked to him and sat down.

                "Right, now open your books, to page A-B-C and keep your eyes on the skirt, err, I mean board," the teacher stumbled, as Ranma just giggled, Akane steaming up beside him.

                "N-N-Nabiki, pppplease tell me, who was that girl with A-A-Akane," Kuno said shaken up.

                "Hmm, oh, that was Miyuka, our little sister, why?" Nabiki asked, oh she knew why, she couldn't stop laughing when she saw Kuno run in fear from Ranma.

                "No, it cannot be, for sure that little whore was not born from the same woman brought Akane into this world?" Kuno said dumbly.

                "Hey, I came from the same mother too, you know," Nabiki said, not liking the way Kuno was talking.

                "Hmm, then it may be possible, okay, I accept it, just I ask only one thing from you," Kuno said sternly.

                "More pictures of Akane?" Nabiki smirked as she threw five pictures onto the desk, which he picked up and stared at, "500yen each Kuno-chan."

                "Ahh, the fair maiden, okay, then I have two requests, please, I shall pay any amount, keep that whore Miyuka away from me," he was almost begging the last part, Nabiki's smirk growing on her face, not only growing from how much she'll earn, but also from seeing Miyuka in the class room sneaking up on Kuno.

                "Well, it won't be cheap, and my services may not work all the time, but here's the price…"

                A scream bellowed down the corridors of the entire school.

                It was now lunchtime, and for once, Nabiki was sitting with Akane, Miyuka going along too.

"I got 30,000 yen for just helping to 'try' and keep Miyuka here away from Kuno, all she does is show up, and I tell her to go away, and I'm paid, and Akane, stick with Miyuka here, you WONT be bothered," Nabiki said, thinking how sad it must be for the delusional Kuno.

"Aww, but I wanted to see how good he was with that 'bokken' of his," Ranma smirked at the end of his statement, Akane just looking on in disgust.

"Look at you, you just latch onto any boy you see," Akane said, her angry visage returning.

"Oh, I forgot, for helping me earn so much money, here's 10,000 yen, imouto-chan," Nabiki smirked, Akane getting even more angry, as Ranma was getting more praise from Nabiki, than anybody did.

"Thanks Nabiki, I think I'll go shopping tonight, wanna come any of you?" Ranma asked his two 'sisters'.

"No thanks, Miyuka, I've got some work tonight, but Akane'll go, won't you," it wasn't a statement really; Nabiki favored Miyuka a lot for some reason.

"Oh and Nabiki, if you want any pictures to sell, my fee is just 20%," maybe there was a good reason.

"I'd love too, only, the market isn't large enough yet," Nabiki lied of course, but she couldn't just crush Ranma by saying that he had a mans body.

"No sweat, I know you'll be changing your mind once I get that cure."

"Cure?" both Nabiki and Akane ask.

"Yeah, well, most people would call it a curse, I just hope my friend pulls through."

"Oh," the two understood what he meant, Jusenkyo.

"Watch out," all three turned to see…a large soccer ball coming there way, only two of them having the brain capacity to get out of its way, the other just…sitting there without truly noticing.

WHACK "Ite," Akane cried out, Ranma just walking over to her twitching body on the ground.

"Well, Mrs. Martial Arts, he told us to get out of the way," Miyuka just said

"Come on Akane, I'll take you to the nurse, could you carry her Miyuka?" Nabiki asked, Ranma just nodding his head.

"Hmm, how about, Genma and Soun's: Operation 'Goldfinger'?" Genma asked the man in front of him, who just shook his head.

"Maybe we should just forget the plan Saotome," Soun said to his friend.

"No, we've only been through a hundred and forty two names, there's GOT to be one not taken," Genma answered back.

"Would you like some tea, Lawyer-san," Kasumi asked, the man in black just nodding his head.

The rest of school was, well, uneventful, except for some screams from Kuno (one being from when Nabiki 'couldn't' save him, just to keep him on his toes and to make sure he kept on paying Nabiki, this one was made known by his voice, when Miyuka surprised him in the toilets, and, well, this is a PG story, so I'll just say she snuggled up to the lower half of his body with her upper body).  And now, everyone was leaving to go home, Miyuka giggling with Nabiki as they went along.

"And then, as soon as I tried to grab on, he screamed so load, shouting he didn't want to be defiled before he had married Akane, bwahahahaha," Ranma laughed, Nabiki laughing too.

"Oh, I'll get a lot more protection money for that, thanks Ranma, you've managed to help me earn a HUGE amount of money today, so here's you twenty percent," Nabiki said as she handed the large roll of money to Miyuka, who just grabbed it, tried to fold it and fit it in her purse.  Akane was just staring wide eyed.

"Nabiki, how much was that?" Akane just asked dumbfounded

"Hmm, 20% of 180,000 is 36,000," Nabiki said, as she calculated the amount, Akane's eyes widening in amazement.

"Whoa, didn't know Kuno-sama, had that much amount?" Ranma said with glee, 'oh, he will be mine, oh yes, he will be mine,' Miyuka thought as they kept walking.

"Tadaima," all three called out as they entered the house, walking into the living room, they saw a gaijin man in a suit, talking to their fathers (well, in Miyuka's mind, it was fathers), and they saw Kasumi serving tea.

"Hey Onee-chan, what's happening?" Nabiki asked Kasumi, who just shrugged.  They then saw the man nod and their father's faces slowly shedding tears, the lawyer then left quickly.

"Okay, here it is, Soun and Genma's: Operation Pink Fluffy Crocodile with a Flute," they both said triumphantly.  Everyone else, just gaining sweat drops and leaving to do what they were meaning too, get ready to go shopping (Nabiki finally decided to tag along, and they were still going to ask Kasumi).

"Hmm, so Tendo, what was the plan?"

"I, I, I forgot Saotome," Soun said, looking down at the ground while Genma just cursed and hung his head low.

Hmm, that was, enlightening.  Okay, I've realized, some people MAY be, getting confused with the whole Ranma and Miyuka thing, well, here's what I shall do for the next chapter, Ranma, when in school and other areas he wants people to think of him as Miyuka, he will be known as Miyuka, at home and when asked by someone using his original name, it will be Ranma, kay ^_^.  Oh and sorry for it being shorter than the last chapter.  Don't worry, I WILL continue 'A Plutonian Trauma' only, I'm overhauling the ENITRE thing.

Next Episode – Shopping's may be Fun and Games, But Where's the Doctors?

                They go on shopping spree with their newfound fortune, only to be met by some…hijinks, in the form of a 'friend' from Ranma's past.

See you then, and remember:

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