Asha's Not An Angel

Written By: LoganFan701

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story. Surprising, I know, but technically...only the story's mine.

A/N: This has lots of Asha-bashing so if you're an Asha-fan...do not read. It also has a little Sketchy-weirdness...but that's not the point.

Summary: Well, most people think Asha is a little angel, but not in this story...*snicker snicker*

Logan had hated Asha ever since they met. She was snobby, bratty, and just Asha. She had broken important things such as a Japanese vase from the 1300's, a pure gold plate from the President, and his favorite computer game. It wasn't that weird, though, because she was drunk every time she broke something. Once she even threw a sculpture out the window, breaking both the sculpture and the window, and only because Logan got a candy bar and she didn't. But that was one time she wasn't drunk, completely fine. Well, mostly fine anyway. Logan thought something was wrong mentally with her. So when Asha showed up on his doorstep, he almost punched her. But lucky for Asha an owl flew by outside the window, and Asha pointed and Logan looked. That was his big mistake.

The owl was pretty, a golden color, so Asha oohed and ahhed as it flew off into the air. Even when it was probably in Canada, she still looked out the window and oohed/ahhed. Which seemed weird to Logan. He shrugged it off.

Once they got into conversation, Logan had better control of himself, though he thought he spotted some kind of little guy plotting to kill Asha through the window. He decided it was his only in his mind.

"So what's been happening lately? She asked. Logan hated when she asked that. It actually meant, "Well, I don't really care what you're doing tonight and...wanna go out?"

"No," he answered plainly.

"Fine, I just thought you were my boyfriend." She stormed out of the penthouse leaving a puzzled Logan behind. Oh, Logan thought, she left her coat. I see some beer, cash and...a little squeaky toy? So Asha was drunk today. Now it made perfect sense.

He picked up the coat took the money out of it. Usually Logan didn't approve of stealing himself (Max was ok), but this was Asha we're talking about. Memories flooded into Logan's mind. The time when she tore through his penthouse looking for a penny. According to her, it was a good luck penny, with nothing printed on either side. So she threw books everywhere and she finally found it in her pocket. Logan examined it and it turned out to be a piece of round cardboard.

Finally one day he could take it no longer. He reported her to the authorities to be a member of the SW1, or S1W, whatever it was. She was taken to prison and it was the happiest day of his life. He threw a party and invited Max and Sketchy, Original Cindy and even Alec. His party turned out great, except when suddenly someone came bursting through the door. It was Asha.