==Devil May Cry is a game created by Capcom (as said on box). All characters belong to Capcom. The Weakest Link belongs to...er..god...whoever created that game.==
Host: Welcome to the Weakest Link May Cry! Here, we have 5 characters from the new hit game, Devil May Cry!
*Camera pans over the 5 characters: Dante, Trish, Bloody Mari, Nelo Angelo, and Mundus*
Host: "Let's begin shall we?"
Contestants: *nod*
Host: "Dante, in characters, who does Trish resemble?"
Dante: "Mom."
Host: "Correct. Trish, in characters, who does Dante resemble?"
Trish: "...What?"
Host: "Time's running out."
Trish: "Sparda?"
Host: "Incorrect. Sparda has horns, he does not."
Dante: "Hey, don't you start putting my dad dow--"
Host: "Bloody Mari, in the game, Dante must defeat HOW MANY of your minions before he may proceed to mission 2?"
Bloody Mari: "RAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
Host: "Judges?"
Judges: "WTF?"
Host: "No, sorry. Incorrect. Nelo Angelo, in items, what did you see that stopped you from slicing Dante's head off in the first encounter?"
Nelo Angelo: "The amulet."
Host: "Correct. Mundus, in motives, why did you come back?"
Mundus: "To rule the world in my own hellish image."
Host: "...Ok. Dante, in time, how long does the Melancholy Soul last?"
Dante: "Well, let's see...it took me 20 seconds to activate it. Then it took me about 30 seconds to run down the stairs. 40 seconds to pulverize the marionettes. A 3 second fall to the bottom of the stairwell. Then erm...90 seconds to beat the stupid shadow's ass in, only to find that the soul was dead. So that makes, uh, 3 minutes and 3 seconds?"
Host: "Incorrect."
Dante: "?!"
Host: "The correct answer is: 3 minutes. Trish, in quotes, what did you say when Dante sabatoged your attempt to squash him with your motorcycle?"
Trish: "I do believe I said, 'Such strength!'"
Host: "...Close enough. Bloody Mari, in numbers, how many grenade shots does it take to blow you into smithereens?"
Bloody Mari: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!"
Host: "Incorrect. 2, 3 at the most. Nelo Angelo, in items, what did you take off in your third encounter with Dante?"
Nelo Angelo: "My mask."
Host: "Correct. Mundus, in world domination, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
Mundus: "Pardon?"
Host: "Incorrect. Time's up. You have bagged a sad sad 500 red orbs. That's not even enough to buy holy water. Shame."
[#] The strongest link in this round was Nelo Angelo. He was able to remember everything after getting knocked upside the head hundreds of times by Dante. The weakest link was Bloody Mari. You couldn't even understand what it was saying.
Host: "Cast your votes!"
Dante: "Bloody Mari."
Trish: "Blood Mari."
Bloody Mari: "REEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHT!"
Nelo Angelo: "Bloody Mari."
Mundus: "That simpleton minion of mine."
Host: "Well, Blood Mari, you ARE the weakest link, g'bye!"
Bloody Mari: "Eeee..." *shambles off*
Host: Welcome to the Weakest Link May Cry! Here, we have 5 characters from the new hit game, Devil May Cry!
*Camera pans over the 5 characters: Dante, Trish, Bloody Mari, Nelo Angelo, and Mundus*
Host: "Let's begin shall we?"
Contestants: *nod*
Host: "Dante, in characters, who does Trish resemble?"
Dante: "Mom."
Host: "Correct. Trish, in characters, who does Dante resemble?"
Trish: "...What?"
Host: "Time's running out."
Trish: "Sparda?"
Host: "Incorrect. Sparda has horns, he does not."
Dante: "Hey, don't you start putting my dad dow--"
Host: "Bloody Mari, in the game, Dante must defeat HOW MANY of your minions before he may proceed to mission 2?"
Bloody Mari: "RAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
Host: "Judges?"
Judges: "WTF?"
Host: "No, sorry. Incorrect. Nelo Angelo, in items, what did you see that stopped you from slicing Dante's head off in the first encounter?"
Nelo Angelo: "The amulet."
Host: "Correct. Mundus, in motives, why did you come back?"
Mundus: "To rule the world in my own hellish image."
Host: "...Ok. Dante, in time, how long does the Melancholy Soul last?"
Dante: "Well, let's see...it took me 20 seconds to activate it. Then it took me about 30 seconds to run down the stairs. 40 seconds to pulverize the marionettes. A 3 second fall to the bottom of the stairwell. Then erm...90 seconds to beat the stupid shadow's ass in, only to find that the soul was dead. So that makes, uh, 3 minutes and 3 seconds?"
Host: "Incorrect."
Dante: "?!"
Host: "The correct answer is: 3 minutes. Trish, in quotes, what did you say when Dante sabatoged your attempt to squash him with your motorcycle?"
Trish: "I do believe I said, 'Such strength!'"
Host: "...Close enough. Bloody Mari, in numbers, how many grenade shots does it take to blow you into smithereens?"
Bloody Mari: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!"
Host: "Incorrect. 2, 3 at the most. Nelo Angelo, in items, what did you take off in your third encounter with Dante?"
Nelo Angelo: "My mask."
Host: "Correct. Mundus, in world domination, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
Mundus: "Pardon?"
Host: "Incorrect. Time's up. You have bagged a sad sad 500 red orbs. That's not even enough to buy holy water. Shame."
[#] The strongest link in this round was Nelo Angelo. He was able to remember everything after getting knocked upside the head hundreds of times by Dante. The weakest link was Bloody Mari. You couldn't even understand what it was saying.
Host: "Cast your votes!"
Dante: "Bloody Mari."
Trish: "Blood Mari."
Bloody Mari: "REEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHT!"
Nelo Angelo: "Bloody Mari."
Mundus: "That simpleton minion of mine."
Host: "Well, Blood Mari, you ARE the weakest link, g'bye!"
Bloody Mari: "Eeee..." *shambles off*
