Disclaimer: I don't own gundam wing or the characters though I wish I did but I don't so don't blame me cause I told you I didn't.
Rude Awakening
As I walk into my room I notice Heero is happily typing away on his laptop so I decide to take a shower. When I get into the washroom I see no shower or bathtub anywhere and kick the wall.
"There goes my excuse to stay up to watch Heero tonight. Maybe I'll just pretend to sleep. *snicker* Heero, you just don't know what you do to me." I walk out of the grungy old washroom and tip toe over to the bed and start undressing. I notice Heero still typing on his laptop and slide into my side of the bed without, or so I thought, Heero noticing me. I am so deep under the covers that I can't hear the soft typing of Heero's computer and fall fast asleep until I m woken up bye the soft snoring of Heero. I realize that he too is under the covers of the quilt right beside, snoring softly but obviously not soft enough if he could wake me up. I crawl out of the deep cover of the quilt and let my eyes adjust to the dark of the room and look around. All I see that looks interesting is Heero's laptop laying on the old desk, in plain site where I could play with it. Oh what a thought, oh what fun!
I slowly crawl out of bed and make my way slowly to the laptop and turn it on. It makes a loud beeping noise that I m sure will wake the house and then goes to the ENTER YOUR PASSWORD screen. Before I give the password, I walk over to make sure Heero is still sleeping soundly so I don't get caught. He's still snoring away and I walk back to the computer and sit down in the chair.
"The password... How the hell should I know what it is?" I whisper to myself. "It could be anything. Wing," I guess. A beep can be heard telling me that that was obviously the wrong choice. "Dr. J? Nope. Mission? Nope. What the hell could it be?! Oh! How could I be so stupid? Omai O Korosu. Yes!" I feel so stupid for not guessing it in the first place. When I manage to log onto his main screen, I go to the Internet.
"It takes so damn long to sign on with a phone connection!" I curse. When it finally decides to hook up I decide to check on his history. My jaw almost touches to floor. "PORN?! Heero Yuy has been looking up porn on the net?!" I m almost paralyzed with shock at the thought of Heero looking at porn. He's been looking at pictures of people other than me. It doesn't help that they are guy pictu... "Oh my god! They are guy pictures! That has to mean that my Heero, the Perfect Soldier Heero, is gay!" I felt stupid for not noticing it sooner, but I never would have suspected it from him, him being the Perfect Soldier and all. "Well, well, well. We are just gonna hafta pull out this new side of yours aren't we Heero. This time tomorrow your will probably never speak to me again or... Heero, you will be mine if it's the last thing I do. But right now I need some sleep." After my conversation with myself, I slowly made my way back to our bed and slipped in. I didn't go under the covers this time, not wanting to hear Heero's snoring, and just left my head out of the covers. (I hope he doesn't suffocate down there. If you didn't then he won't so shut up. No.) After a couple of minutes, I started to drift back into my comma like state.
I woke up the next morning by the ranting of Heero who just happened to be in his boxers. (Close your eyes before anything bad happens. Close THEM!) Listening to myself I snap my eyes shut and hide under the quilt hoping Heero hadn't realized I was awake. He hadn't and just kept ranting about someone mysteriously raiding his computer.
"DUO! Wake up!" SMACK! "I know you're awake now. Get up or I'll smack you again."
"I m up! I m up! Whadda ya want?" I mumble rubbing my cheek where he ever so kindly hit it.
"You were on my computer last night. What were you doing on it?" Oh man is he ever pissed.
"Nothing. Why?"
"That was a hell of a lot more than nothing. You had no right to go on my laptop, without my permission, and look through my history!"
"If you must know I didn't look at your history, so chill out. I was only playing some games," damn do I sound convincing. Not.
"What games? What were the games? Duo tell me!" He was just about ready to explode. Damn it, I am soooooo dead.
"Well there was... and then... but the best one was... ." Man do I suck at lying.
"Well then. Why isn't it in my history if you played them," damn is his good. I have no clue. His history is so high security, I m not even sure I could delete it if I tried for hours.
"I deleted it," oh how very smooth. Please don't ask me to show you how I did! Please don't ask me to show you how I did! Please don't ask me to show you how I did!
"Hn," well, it looks like my prayers have been answered. He just walked out of the room cursing and mumbling about changing his password and all that. The only problem was that he walked out of the room only in his boxers and a T-shirt.
I started laughing. He must have heard me or something else because he came running into the room quite red in the face. He made his way to the closet and pulled his most original outfit yet: a green tanktop and black spandex biker shorts.
"Don't you ever get sick of dressing the same every day?!"
"No. They were specially designed for me to wear in battle and I will continue to wear them until every single one of them is destroyed," he said. When he finished dressing he left the room and went downstairs. After I was sure he was gone I began to change into jeans and one of Heero's tanktops. (This should catch his attention. He is soo gonna kill you. I hope you realize that. You really are starting to turn into him. Oh what a sad thought. I'll be dead before I ever get the chance to tell him ... Never mind.) When I finally decided I had enough clothes on I went downstairs for breakfast. At the entrance to the little kitchen I met the staring eyes of everyone but Heero ho had his back facing me. (Well maybe that's a good thing. 20 more seconds to live atleast. Well, here goes.)
"Mornin' all!" I say with big enthusiasm. "What are we having this morning? I m so hungry I could eat anything."
"You're always hungry and you almost always eat whatever is infront of you.," states Wufei as if the entire world knew of Duo and his stomache. Then, when a plate of uncooked mushed patatoes and mutilated eggs were placed in front of me, Heero decides to look up from his newspaper. The look of shock on his face, only making me want to laugh, only turned into anger. He was about ready to kill something when I realize that I'd better leave, the only problem was when I got up to run for my life, Heero stood up with me, ready to hunt me down until the day I die. I ran out the door closest to me, which, as luck would have it, was the back door to the house. I ran down the fields as fast as my legs could drag me with Heero behind me. After I reached a road I stopped to look for Heero. Heero being nowhere in site gave me time to catch my breath. Having just run over a hill didn't help me much because if Heero was on it it
a) hid him from me and
b) gave him time to catch up to me since I couldn't see him and I just stopped.
As luck would have it, Heero mounted the hill right on top of me and started flying down it right towards me. I decided to run across the road. Not a smart choice. A car horn blared as I looked in the direction of a car that was 20 feet away from me. All I could do was act as if I were a deer in headlights. I just stared at the oncoming car until...
To be continued
Enfarentra- Now that was weak
DragonEyedAngel- No it wasn't!
Enfarentra- Yes. It. Was.
DragonEyedAngel- No. It. Wasn't.
Enfarentra- Yes!
DragonEyedAngel- No!
Enfarentra- Yes!
DragonEyedAngel- No!
Duo- Man, I thought I was bad!
Heero- You are bad, just not as bad.
Enfarentra & DragonEyedAngel- HEY!
Heero- Please review! For our sakes! -_-
Rude Awakening
As I walk into my room I notice Heero is happily typing away on his laptop so I decide to take a shower. When I get into the washroom I see no shower or bathtub anywhere and kick the wall.
"There goes my excuse to stay up to watch Heero tonight. Maybe I'll just pretend to sleep. *snicker* Heero, you just don't know what you do to me." I walk out of the grungy old washroom and tip toe over to the bed and start undressing. I notice Heero still typing on his laptop and slide into my side of the bed without, or so I thought, Heero noticing me. I am so deep under the covers that I can't hear the soft typing of Heero's computer and fall fast asleep until I m woken up bye the soft snoring of Heero. I realize that he too is under the covers of the quilt right beside, snoring softly but obviously not soft enough if he could wake me up. I crawl out of the deep cover of the quilt and let my eyes adjust to the dark of the room and look around. All I see that looks interesting is Heero's laptop laying on the old desk, in plain site where I could play with it. Oh what a thought, oh what fun!
I slowly crawl out of bed and make my way slowly to the laptop and turn it on. It makes a loud beeping noise that I m sure will wake the house and then goes to the ENTER YOUR PASSWORD screen. Before I give the password, I walk over to make sure Heero is still sleeping soundly so I don't get caught. He's still snoring away and I walk back to the computer and sit down in the chair.
"The password... How the hell should I know what it is?" I whisper to myself. "It could be anything. Wing," I guess. A beep can be heard telling me that that was obviously the wrong choice. "Dr. J? Nope. Mission? Nope. What the hell could it be?! Oh! How could I be so stupid? Omai O Korosu. Yes!" I feel so stupid for not guessing it in the first place. When I manage to log onto his main screen, I go to the Internet.
"It takes so damn long to sign on with a phone connection!" I curse. When it finally decides to hook up I decide to check on his history. My jaw almost touches to floor. "PORN?! Heero Yuy has been looking up porn on the net?!" I m almost paralyzed with shock at the thought of Heero looking at porn. He's been looking at pictures of people other than me. It doesn't help that they are guy pictu... "Oh my god! They are guy pictures! That has to mean that my Heero, the Perfect Soldier Heero, is gay!" I felt stupid for not noticing it sooner, but I never would have suspected it from him, him being the Perfect Soldier and all. "Well, well, well. We are just gonna hafta pull out this new side of yours aren't we Heero. This time tomorrow your will probably never speak to me again or... Heero, you will be mine if it's the last thing I do. But right now I need some sleep." After my conversation with myself, I slowly made my way back to our bed and slipped in. I didn't go under the covers this time, not wanting to hear Heero's snoring, and just left my head out of the covers. (I hope he doesn't suffocate down there. If you didn't then he won't so shut up. No.) After a couple of minutes, I started to drift back into my comma like state.
I woke up the next morning by the ranting of Heero who just happened to be in his boxers. (Close your eyes before anything bad happens. Close THEM!) Listening to myself I snap my eyes shut and hide under the quilt hoping Heero hadn't realized I was awake. He hadn't and just kept ranting about someone mysteriously raiding his computer.
"DUO! Wake up!" SMACK! "I know you're awake now. Get up or I'll smack you again."
"I m up! I m up! Whadda ya want?" I mumble rubbing my cheek where he ever so kindly hit it.
"You were on my computer last night. What were you doing on it?" Oh man is he ever pissed.
"Nothing. Why?"
"That was a hell of a lot more than nothing. You had no right to go on my laptop, without my permission, and look through my history!"
"If you must know I didn't look at your history, so chill out. I was only playing some games," damn do I sound convincing. Not.
"What games? What were the games? Duo tell me!" He was just about ready to explode. Damn it, I am soooooo dead.
"Well there was... and then... but the best one was... ." Man do I suck at lying.
"Well then. Why isn't it in my history if you played them," damn is his good. I have no clue. His history is so high security, I m not even sure I could delete it if I tried for hours.
"I deleted it," oh how very smooth. Please don't ask me to show you how I did! Please don't ask me to show you how I did! Please don't ask me to show you how I did!
"Hn," well, it looks like my prayers have been answered. He just walked out of the room cursing and mumbling about changing his password and all that. The only problem was that he walked out of the room only in his boxers and a T-shirt.
I started laughing. He must have heard me or something else because he came running into the room quite red in the face. He made his way to the closet and pulled his most original outfit yet: a green tanktop and black spandex biker shorts.
"Don't you ever get sick of dressing the same every day?!"
"No. They were specially designed for me to wear in battle and I will continue to wear them until every single one of them is destroyed," he said. When he finished dressing he left the room and went downstairs. After I was sure he was gone I began to change into jeans and one of Heero's tanktops. (This should catch his attention. He is soo gonna kill you. I hope you realize that. You really are starting to turn into him. Oh what a sad thought. I'll be dead before I ever get the chance to tell him ... Never mind.) When I finally decided I had enough clothes on I went downstairs for breakfast. At the entrance to the little kitchen I met the staring eyes of everyone but Heero ho had his back facing me. (Well maybe that's a good thing. 20 more seconds to live atleast. Well, here goes.)
"Mornin' all!" I say with big enthusiasm. "What are we having this morning? I m so hungry I could eat anything."
"You're always hungry and you almost always eat whatever is infront of you.," states Wufei as if the entire world knew of Duo and his stomache. Then, when a plate of uncooked mushed patatoes and mutilated eggs were placed in front of me, Heero decides to look up from his newspaper. The look of shock on his face, only making me want to laugh, only turned into anger. He was about ready to kill something when I realize that I'd better leave, the only problem was when I got up to run for my life, Heero stood up with me, ready to hunt me down until the day I die. I ran out the door closest to me, which, as luck would have it, was the back door to the house. I ran down the fields as fast as my legs could drag me with Heero behind me. After I reached a road I stopped to look for Heero. Heero being nowhere in site gave me time to catch my breath. Having just run over a hill didn't help me much because if Heero was on it it
a) hid him from me and
b) gave him time to catch up to me since I couldn't see him and I just stopped.
As luck would have it, Heero mounted the hill right on top of me and started flying down it right towards me. I decided to run across the road. Not a smart choice. A car horn blared as I looked in the direction of a car that was 20 feet away from me. All I could do was act as if I were a deer in headlights. I just stared at the oncoming car until...
To be continued
Enfarentra- Now that was weak
DragonEyedAngel- No it wasn't!
Enfarentra- Yes. It. Was.
DragonEyedAngel- No. It. Wasn't.
Enfarentra- Yes!
DragonEyedAngel- No!
Enfarentra- Yes!
DragonEyedAngel- No!
Duo- Man, I thought I was bad!
Heero- You are bad, just not as bad.
Enfarentra & DragonEyedAngel- HEY!
Heero- Please review! For our sakes! -_-
