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Washu sat on her pillow typing away on her eternal computer, working on another 'great invention'. A knock on the door didn't disturb her in the least, not even when her daughter, Ryoko walked in, tail swishing carelessly behind her. "Washu, I was wondering....you remember that time/dimension traveler you invented not that long ago?" the blue-haired woman asked, sneaking up behind Washu. "Yeah, the same one that caused all that trouble and I had to go from dimension to dimension deleting them one by one. No, I'm not going to make another one." the twenty thousand year old super genius answered the unasked question. Ryoko's face faltered and then turned into a whine. "But M-o-m! I just want a dimension traveler, not a time one. I was reading about this dimension that had a bunch of guys that looked like Tenchi and I wanna go!!" she whined, giving the scientist puppy dog eyes. Washu thought about for a moment then grinned. "I'll do it...." Ryoko's face lighted up. "If you call me Lil' Washu!" Washu grinned wider and Ryoko did the anime fall thing. When she got up, there was a look of rage on her pretty face. "What?! No way! It's hard to call someone little when they're over twenty thousand years old. Forget it!" she shouted the last sentence. Washu's chin went up and she frowned. "Then no dimension traveler. Unless....I have a better idea! I'm working on an experiment and I need a pretty young volunteer to help me." she grinned once again. A look a pure dread crossed Ryoko's face. "An experiment? What kind of experiment?" she became suspicious and was now backing away slowly from the mad scientist, inching for the door. Washu approached her like a cat on a poor canary. "Don't worry! It's not dangerous or anything like that. I wouldn't put my own daughter in danger. Just a few simple side effects that you probably won't even notice." she continued to advance the pirate. "What kind of side effects?" she asked nervously, backing into the door. "Oh nothing too noticeable. Maybe hair color change. Maybe a longer tail, maybe eye color change. All of this is a definite maybe." Washu emphasized the word 'maybe'. Ryoko had a small sweat drop and was looking for a way to escape. "I'm sure Tenchi would like the changes." Washu had a mischievous glint in her green eyes, knowing that Ryoko'll do anything for the love of Tenchi. "Fine. But make it quick." Ryoko growled, straitening out and regaining her dignity, somewhat. "Great!"Washu clapped her hands once and grinned before going back to work, Ryoko following her.

Tenchi passed Washu's lab a few times, but never ever went in, not after all those crazy experiments she had done on him, whether or not he wanted to do them. "No! Keep that away from me!! Washu!!!" came from the there side of the door. Tenchi raised an eyebrow, half in confusion and half in sadistic humor. "I wonder who's in there. It sounds like Ryoko...na. She would never do something like that...would she?" he pondered to himself. Then a loud electric shock sounded and then more hollering. A sweat drop appeared on Tenchi before he scuttled away.

Washu unstrapped Ryoko from a stretcher and let her stand. Ryoko shook herself and that's when she noticed her tail. "Washu!!! My tail is a foot longer!! What the hell am I supposed to do with it now????!!!!" she yelled with fury. Washu shrugged her shoulders. "Wrap it around your waist." she replied, going back to her eternal computer. The angry pirate started to storm out of the lab when she passed a mirror. Her hair was the same shape, but now totally black, along with her eyes. She couldn't help it. She shrieked and ran over to Washu and began to choke her. "What the hell did you do to me!!!!?????" she gripped her neck tighter while poor Washu was as limp as a rag doll. "It's only temporary!!!A month at max!!!" Washu choked out, struggling to get out of the death grip and eventually succeeding. Ryoko stood before her, shoulders heaving with deep breaths. "A month?" she asked as calmly as she could, which wasn't much. Washu made a small smile. "Yup. A month max, possibly less." she said, never taking her eyes off the woman in front of her. Ryoko nodded and left, counting up to ten to control her anger. Without another word, she carefully wrapped her tail around her waist and walked out.

Later that day, Washu emerged from her lab, sweating with a health glow and wearing a smile as big as California. "Ryoko! I finished it!" she called out. Ryoko appeared instantly, smiling like it's Christmas. "Really?! Oh! I wanna try it I wanna try it!!" she was positively giddy with excitement. Washu nodded and led her into the lab once again. Ayeka spied on the two, wanting to know what in the world Washu had created now. "Ayeka! What are you doing? I need you to help me with dinner." asked a little twelve year old, Sasami, sneaking up behind her big sister. Ayeka made a little 'eep' sound and turned to face Sasami. "Oh, uh, I was just, uh, going to see Miss Washu for, uh, something." Ayeka cursed herself for the beyond lame excuse. Sasami looked dubious but let it drop. "Just please make it fast. Dinner will be ready in a few minutes." the blue-haired princess left to tend to the cooking the food. Ayeka crept up to the lab door and was flattened when Ryoko slammed open the door. "Itai..." she muttered while twitching against the wall.

Ryoko phased upstairs to her room and looked googly eyes at the little machine in her palm. "Washu, you're a genius." she murmured. She had made Washu make it travel size so that it wouldn't get lost. "Okay baby, work for mama." she whispered, tapping a few buttons on the side of it. "Whoa!" she yelled when the room started to do a 180 on her. "Damn! What a rush!" she exclaimed when it finally stopped. She stopped panting when she noticed that she wasn't in her room anymore.
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Bulma Briefs banged away on some new invention when someone yelled. "Huh?" she looked up and back to see a woman about twenty with black hair and eyes, which were darting around at the moment. "Who are you?" she asked rudely. "I should be asking you the same thing! You can't just come into my lab and just start making demands! Who in the hell are you?!" Bulma yelled on the defense. "Look lady. There's obviously been a mistake and when I get back to my dimension, I'm going to personally kill the genius who made this piece of crap traveler." she said loudly back, playing with all the buttons on her traveler. Bulma immediately lost all her anger and replaced it with interest. "You're from another dimension?" she asked. "Ryoko." she said after a few seconds. "What?" The woman looked annoyed. "My name. You asked it. It's Ryoko. Where the hell am I?" Ryoko started to walk around. "Earth. Where are you from?" Ryoko let loose a long line of curses before answering. "Earth. Obviously, the old hag that sent me here wanted to have fun." In frustration, her tail unconsciously unraveled from her waist and twitched with agitation. Bulma froze in horror. "Y-you're a-a S-sajin! Eeee!!!" she screamed, fleeing from the lab, leaving a confused Ryoko in the dust.

Bulma ran as fast as she could to the gravity machine to get Vegeta. "Vegeta! Vegeta!! Get out here now!!" she yelled over the intercom. "Kami-damn you Woman! What now?!" Vegeta shouted at her, slamming open the door in anger. "Vegeta!! I was working in my lab, minding my own business, when all of a sudden, a dimension traveler bursts in. She said her name's Ryoko. Vegeta...she's a Sayjin!" Bulma chattered out through nervous teeth. Vegeta gasped. "What? A Sayjin? Are you sure? No Sayjin that I know of has a name like 'Ryoko'." Bulma's nervous look turned to one of annoyance. "I don't care if she say's she's the Second Coming! She's in my lab! With a tail!" she screamed into his sensitive ears. Vegeta winced and gave her the look of a thousand deaths. "Woman, if you don't shut up in about two seconds, I swear I'll blow you and this entire miserable planet into the next dimension." he growled, trying his hardest to look menacing. Bulma only grinned. "But then who would fix the gravity machine when it's broken?" Vegeta scowled and started stomping over to her lab, muttering something about knowing where she slept at night. Bulma snorted but then followed him.

Ryoko wondered around the huge place, not having a damn clue where she was. 'When I get my hands on Washu...Is that a refrigerator? Sake! Food!' she thought, phasing over to the fridge. Throwing it open, she tossed anything edible onto the table behind her. "Excuse me but, what are you doing?" a male voice asked behind her. Ryoko turned around slowly, a sandwich stuck in her mouth, to face the most cutest guy she's ever seen, even cuter then (gasp!) Tenchi!
She stared at a very handsome, very muscular young man about her age with short lavender hair and clear blue eyes. A blush crept up on her cheeks without an invitation as her voice decided to take a vacation. "Um...um...um..." she stuttered. "She's here by accident Trunks." Bulma said from behind him. "Huh? Oh, hi Kaasan. Tousan." Trunks turned to his parents. "Making yourself at home I see." Vegeta sneered, crossing his arms. Ryoko froze. She was getting embarrassed, and she hated nothing more, well, except a certain Jurian princess. "Um...I'm going to leave now...." she said slowly, phasing out to another part of the house and then eventually out of the house. Once she was sure she was out of sight, she let out the big breath she was holding. 'I wonder if I can contact Ryo-ohki from here...' she thought. 'Ryo-ohki. Come to me Ryo-ohki.' she reached out mentally. She waited a few minutes, not getting any response. Ryoko grew pissed. "Damn animal! Probably eating carrots!" she cursed, phasing into a near by forest.

Goku, Gohan , and Goten were fishing in the river for their dinner tonight. Goten's stomach rumbled as he whined. "Dad! I'm really hungry. Have you caught the fish yet?" Goku looked up and shook his head. Goten hung his head. "I'm starving. I'm going into the forest to look for a small animal or something." he sighed, getting up and floating off. He got about half way into the forest when he heard loud cursing. "Goddamn it! I'm stuck in this fucking hell hole for God knows how long! I'll kill you Washu!!!!" a woman screamed. Suddenly, there was a huge increase in her ki and a good portion of the forest was now annihilated. Goten followed the screams and hid behind a tree. The source of the voice was a lovely young woman with black hair and eyes and a tail...tail?! "Hey you! The one with the tail! Are you a Saijin?" he shouted out to her. She turned her furious gaze on him. "What in God's name is a Saijin? I'm a humanoid you baka!" she yelled, making the semi-saijin wince in pain, you know, sensitive ears. Once he recovered, he stared back at her. "If you're not a Saijin, then why do you have a tail?" he shot back. She looked back at her butt and her tail swished around lazily. "That's the way I was made and if you don't stop asking me questions I swear I will jam my foot so far up your.." she was cut short by the presence of two other men, all looking at her strangely. Her anger exploded. "What the hell are you all looking at?! Haven't you ever seen a woman before?!! Freaks!!" she screamed, turning to phase out. "Wait. We couldn't help overhearing your screaming. What are you doing all the way out here?" the largest one asked. "I have no where else to go. What are you 'doing all the way out here'?" she asked, starting to get irritated. "We're just catching some fish for dinner. Care to join us? Oh, by the way, I'm Goku, this is my son Gohan, and the one you were yelling at is my other son Goten." Goku chuckled a bit. "I'm Ryoko. Do you know a good cave where I can stay?" Ryoko asked warily. "No need for a cave. I'm sure my wife wouldn't mind you staying for a couple of days." Goku shrugged and gave her the famous Son grin. "Yeah whatever. I actually don't know how long I'll be staying. I don't even know what dimension I'm in. I'm totally screwed."