1 Title: Spaghetti

2 Author: Liz Huisman

3 Rating: PG (this is slash, y'all)

4 Disclaimer: Really, not mine. I'm not smart enough to own them.

5 Spoilers: notta

6 A/N: Good ol' fashioned straight dialogue. J/S slash.

Summary: "I swear to God, I am going to roll across this bed and slap you."



"Sam."

"Josh. It's late. What the hell do you want?"

"Why aren't the keys on a keyboard in alphabetical order?"

"I don't know."

"Wouldn't it be easier to learn how to type?"

"I don't know. Nor do I care."

"The numbers are in order."

"Great detective work, Josh."

"So why can't the letters be in order?"

"I swear to God, I am going to roll across this bed and slap you."

"It just doesn't make sense."

"What have you been taking tonight?"

"Why do you need two star keys? There's already one on the eight. Why put one on the numerical pad?"

"I'm gonna come slap you."

"Keyboards are just stupid."

"This is the last time I'm letting CJ feed you her spaghetti."

"Did you know that they define dictionary in a dictionary?"

"Oh Jesus."

"I mean, come on. If you're using one, you obviously know what it is, right?"

"No more spaghetti."

"I bet it took at least four people to come up with the meaning of the word 'dictionary'."

"What? Wait. Do not tell me."

"If they wanted to put it in there, obviously a few people didn't know what it was."

"CJ's spaghetti makes you too damn philosophical, you know that, right?"

"Abbreviation's a long word."

"Shit. Shit. Shit."

"Do you think they have an abbreviation for abbreviation?"

"Josh. Shut. UP."

"Abb."

"It's too late for this."

"Ab."

"SHUT. UP."

"Or maybe-"

"Josh. Go to sleep!"

"How about-"

"No more fun at night."

"What?"

"You say one more idiotic sentence tonight, no more fun nights."

"Fun nights?"

"Jesus."

"Who awoke your inner trucker tonight?"

"I am telling CJ that she is not allowed to ever serve you spaghetti again. Ever. No more."

"Sam."

"Do you enjoy sex, Josh? Because I can withhold."

"You wouldn't."

"I would, and I will."

"You love me too much."

"Keep talking and find out."

"Ahh. okay. I'm going to sleep."

"Good boy."

"Would you seriously withhold?"

"Do you ever want to find out?"

"Ahh. no."

"Go to sleep."

"Goodnight, Sam."

"Are you going to shut up now? Or are you going to find new things to annoy me with?"

"I'm going to sleep."

"I knew I'd get you with the sex thing."

"Damn."

"Goodnight, Josh."

"I'm going to sleep now."

"That's great."

"Really. I'm going to shut up."

"Really, that's great."

"I'm not lying!"

"JOSH!"

"Sorry."

"I can tell how much you value sex."

"Goodnight."

"Yes, that's right. GOOD night. Meaning QUIET night."

"Right. No more talking."

"Yes."

"Just sleep."

"JOSHUA!"

"Can I say one more thing?"

"NO!"

"Have you ever wondered about locks on 24 hour gas stations?"

"Thank you, CJ."