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* I do not own Stephen King's book IT *

* I do not own Blink-182 *

* I do not own the song *

* I do not own the characters in the story *

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A crossover parody of Stephen King's IT and Blink-182's song "Aliens Exist"

Hey mom, there's something in the bathroom

Hope it's not that creature from below

I once read a story, to keep things from getting boring

I remember you thought IT was dumb

What if I found out that IT was real?

If I ran IT'd chase me here all night

I know that Stephen King would say

That this ain't true, it's all okay

Wish he could come and explain tonight

IT is too strong

And I'll die before this song

Is finished; I won't escape

Surprised it wasn't yesterday

I won't see you guys. . .

I'm so dead now

This thing, IT wants to kill you before me

I could lose my best friend; she might die

Then I got a warning, from Bevvy, Bill and Richie

They said not to trust IT's many lies

All right. . .

IT is too strong

And I'll die before this song

Is finished; I won't escape

Surprised it wasn't yesterday

I won't see you guys. . .

I'm so dead now

Really scary, not ordinary, wish there was an explanation

Was nice ta know ya, there's paranoia,

Don't kill my mother, friend or brother

IT is too strong

And I'll die before this song

Is finished; I won't escape

Surprised it wasn't yesterday

I won't see you guys. . .

I'm so dead now

(ending guitar and drums-stop immediately-IT got me!)