Disclaimer: I own nothing of Invader Zim!
Author's note: I'm back! Sorry I haven't wrotten written whatever in so long oks here it goes! These e-mails aren't real so don't bother emailing them!
To: whodahellareyou! @Aol.com
From: leavemealonebeforeudie! @yahoo.com
Subject: YOU WILL DIE!
I know what you did! You can't hide it any longer! Zim the day will come when you will be at the mercy of jiggamalufis! You will be in grave danger! For master have many sprinkler systems on his nose and fire hydrants on his feet! Then he will cream you with cheese chili fries! Why Zim! Why must you...oh my gods you're beautiful! (Stares at a dead cat) Meet my little friend...HAPPY NOODLE BOY! BWAHAHAHAHHA...*AHEM*...BWAHAHAHAHHA.... So will you surrender to the rather of pizza grease? If you don't Zim I grantee you a slow and painful PIZZA DELIVERY! Waffle irons still hot will fall on your foot if you waffle make tonight! GiR your psycho puppy robot friend robot android moron thingy will meet your doom! DIB SAYS TO BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY FROG-HUMAN-NOSEBLEED-TOY-ANIMAL-WAFFLE human race!
Zim: I always knew Gaz was never quite right in the brain.
