Disclaimer: I don't own Trunks or Vegeta (sob) or DBZ. (Who gives a flying f**k anyway? ^.^)

*This story was inspired by one I read on ff.net by Raye of Hope. Its a great story, so cute! Check it out
I love doing Chibi Trunks/Vegeta stories - can you tell?!

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CHIBI TRUNKS IN TROUBLE AT SCHOOL

Trunks and Goten sat at the back of the classroom swinging on their chairs.

'Bored,' whispered Trunks.

'Bored,' whispered Goten.

'Bored,' Trunks said a little bit louder.

'Bored,' Goten said louder still.

'BORED!' Trunks said in a loud voice.

There was a giggle round the class and the teacher looked up from his desk.

'What? Who said that?'

The kids all turned their eyes to their books and a hush went round the room, everyone pretending to be good as gold.

'I said 'who said that?' Mr Balmore raised his voice, standing at his desk and peering down over his big glasses. He was a grumpy teacher at the best of times, and none of the kids at the school liked him.

Mr Balmore growled and sat back down, his eyes drifting back to the homework he was correcting.

'...BORED!!!'

'Right! That's it! Trunks Vegeta Briefs! Outside - NOW!!'

Trunks stood up 'But!'

'I said NOW!'

Trunks scowled at the teacher on his way out of the room. Goten snickered quietly at the back of the class: 'Score: Goten 1, Trunks 0!!'

Trunks was bored standing out in the empty corridor. He stood on his tiptoes and looked through the square window on the classroom door, watching Goten at the back swinging on his chair.

'I'm gonna get you!' he threatened quietly, 'Getting me chucked out of class!'

Trunks started waving his hands about trying to get his pals attention. 'Look at me will ya?' he thought towards Goten. Goten glanced at the door and saw Trunks waving at him. He smiled.

Trunks used his fingers to pull down his eyelids so that he looked like a Frankenstein zombie. Goten covered his mouth with a hand to stop a laugh escaping. Trunks grinned to himself - he was on a mission to make Goten laugh out loud so he would get in trouble too.

Next, he stuck his thumbs up his nostrils and squished up his nose as far as he could. Instead of laughing, Goten did the same, shoving his thumbs up his nose - from the classroom!! This was a challenge! Goten was practically saying 'you can't catch me!!'

Trunks thought hard then had a great idea. He made circles with his fingers and thumbs and covered his eyes like a pair of glasses. Then put an angry scowl across his face and started acting just like their teacher, grumpy Mr Balmore. Goten held back a laugh with difficulty, so Trunks went for the kill giving the finger to Mr Balmore through the glass window with lots of enthusiasm. Goten suddenly burst out laughing and Trunks smiled to himself 'Yes! Did it!'

Just then the classroom door opened and Mr Balmore yanked Trunks back inside the class by the arm.

The whole class including Mr Balmore had seen Trunks little show, but he had been too busy looking at Goten to notice them all watching him. Mr Balmore stood Trunks at the front of the class, everyone's eyes were on him.

'Damn you Goten!' he thought, 'Ya got me into even more trouble!'

'You are the most cheeky, impudent, smart ass I have ever had the bad luck to teach!' Mr Balmore berated Trunks in front of the whole class. 'What have you got to say for yourself?'

Trunks knew that all his classmates were watching and couldn't act all humble in front of them - not to Balmore! That would be letting them down in the biggest way.

'I said, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?'

'Well YOU...' Trunks started, watching Mr Balmore's eyes go wide with horror at the tone of his voice, 'are the biggest, fattest, ugliest, laziest, stupidest, smelliest piece of shit teacher I ever had!!!!!!!!'

Mr Balmore took his glasses off in astonishment and his moustach began twitching in anger. The classroom burst into uproar, every kid laughing and cheering Trunks speech. Trunks turned round to his pals and took a bow.

Mr Balmore put a hand on his shoulder and whirled him round to face him.

'BOY! Don't you dare speak to me like that!' he thundered, right in Trunks face.

Trunks put a hand to his nose and screwed up his face. 'Peee-yyooooo!!! Have you been eating fish? You should really clean your teeth sometime Mr B!!'

The class cheered at Trunks cheek again.

'SILENCE!' demanded the furious Balmore. 'I will not be spoken to like that by some pink haired little half human freak with a psycho alien loony for a father and a dime store slut for a mother!!!'

The class gasped at Mr Balmore's outburst. Trunks jaw opened and he mouthed 'what did you call my mom?' His eyes turned evil and he flew towards Mr Balmore fast, punching him in his fat belly. Mr Balmore flew across the room and crashed into his desk, breaking it in two.

The classroom went into a stunned silence. Trunks thought to himself, 'Did I really just do that?' He looked round at Goten who was staring at him with his mouth wide open. Trunks sensed trouble - big trouble.

Mr Balmore picked himself up with difficulty - he must have been in some bad pain from the saiyan punch and his meeting with the wooden desk. He grabbed Trunks by the ear and dragged him all the way to the Principals office.

Trinity Chambers looked up from her desk as Balmore and Trunks burst into the office without even knocking.

'I want this boy expelled!!' shouted Mr Balmore.

'What is going on here?' Principal Chambers asked the angry teacher.

'This little ...troublemaker punched me, that's what! In the middle of the bloody classroom!'

'Trunks! Is that true? Did you punch Mr Balmore?'

Balmore glared at Trunks, who looked at the ground.

'Well...'

'Trunks, answer me! Did you hit Mr Balmore?'

Trunks answered. 'Yes ma'am.'

'I want the little monster expelled I tell you! What sort of parents bring up a boy that will hit a teacher? It's a disgrace!'

'He called my mom and dad a bad name, Miss!' Trunks said in his defence.

Principal Chambers looked at Mr Balmore for an explanation.

'He's lying! Spoiled little brat if I ever saw one, he needs to be taught a lesson.'

Chambers looked back at Trunks. 'Trunks, there is still no excuse for hitting your teacher, even if it were true! That is uncalled for, especially with your strength!'

'Yes ma'am.'

'I want you to apologise to Mr Balmore right now.'

Trunks gritted his teeth. He didn't want to apologise to the fat asshole, but he said as nicely as he could 'I'm sorry, Mr Balmore.'

'I still want him expelled!' Mr Balmore ranted. Trunks rolled his eyes.

'You know I could expel you for hitting a teacher don't you Trunks?' Principal Chambers said sternly. 'That's the school rules. You will be punished for this Trunks.'

Trunks felt scared in the pit of his stomach. If he got expelled, his mom and dad would KILL him. He tried to look as sorry as he could.

'I'm calling your father,' Trinity Chambers reached for the phone.

Trunks looked at his feet, suddenly feeling much smaller. He wondered what Vegeta would have to say about this...

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LOL! Will probably put up a couple more chapters of this story. Next chapters will be cute/sad/Veg/Trunks.

*Chibi Trunks says*: Mr Balmore is a fat ass!!!