1 She Thinks My Gundam's Sexy

An original parody by Kathryn

::Disclaimer:: I do not own GW or it characters. I'm just obsessed with them. I do not own "She thinks my tractor's sexy" or any song by Paul Overstreet.

Duo: Ummm. can I ask you something?

Me: (sigh) What, Duo?

Duo: A country song?

Me: Yes, country.

Duo: Why? I thought you didn't like country.

Me: I don't. This song just works.

Duo: .

Me: Enjoy!

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Plowin' the people over near the hot summer sun

Over by the hanger lordy here she comes

With a basket full of chicken

And a big jug of hot coffee

I make a little room and she climbs on up

Close up the cockpit and stir up some dust

Just look at her face she ain't foolin' me

She thinks my Gundam's sexy

It really turns her on

She's always watching me

While I'm killin' 'em all

She likes the way it's slicin' Leos on the land

She's even crazy 'bout my skin not bein' tan

She's the only one who really understands what gets me

She thinks my Gundam's sexy

We fly back and forth 'til we run out of light

Take it to the carrier put it up for the night

Walk up in my room and talk with the ham radio on

She said she's got a dream and I asked her what it is

She wants carrier and a yard full of kids

One more teeny weeny flight before I take he home

She thinks my Gundam's sexy

It really turns her on

She's always watching me

While I'm killin' 'em all

She likes the way it's slicin' Leos on the land

She's even crazy 'bout my skin not bein' tan

She's the only one who really understands what gets me

She thinks my Gundam's sexy

Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks

But if it takes out Mobile Dolls her eyes light up

She thinks my Gundam's sexy

It really turns her on

She's always watchin' me

While I'm killin' 'em all

She likes the way it's slicin' Leos on the land

She's even crazy 'bout my skin not bein' tan

She's the only one who really understands what gets me

She thinks my Gundam's sexy

She thinks my Gundam's sexy

She thinks my Gundam's sexy

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A.N. So how completely retarded was that? ()hurk() Ewww! That's disgusting!

Duo: Yeah, no kidding. And all over my new pants. ()sniff()()ugh() Stinky too.

You get to do my laundry now. I hope that smell doesn't stay.

Me: Hush up, braid boy. Just think, now you have a momento of this disgusting

Occasion.

Duo: But it smells like spaghetti, ham, cream cheese, mustard, gummi bears,

Runts, caramello, peaches, duck, sweet potatoes, corn and

Oatmeal-chocolate-chip-raisin-peanut-butter cookies all mixed together!

Me: Wow. You're good. That's what I've eaten today. Hmmm... You

Could be a big help. I have something else for you to smell.

Duo: Uh-oh. What?

Me: Glen. I want to know what 'he' is.

Duo: Your brother? Er, pet rock? I don't want to smell that vile thing!!!

Me: Oh, well. Can't blame you. But anyways, how'd you like? Comments

Wanted!!! ~_^