LUCHS: Panther, what are you doing?
PANTHER: (re-filling her glass) What's it look like I'm doing?
LUCHS: Oh, come on now! Can't you for once stop drinking, and get into the holiday spirit?
PANTHER: (holds up her sake bottle) These are the only spirits I believe in!
LUCHS: It's useless trying to talk you out of it, isn't it?
PANTHER: Of course it is...especially after last night.
LUCHS: Huh? Last night?
PANTHER: Oh yeah - last night...You see:
I saw Tiger kissing Faust-Sama,
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
LUCHS: Last night?
PANTHER: That's right!
They didn't see me slink,
Down the street to have a drink,
LUCHS: Just one?
They likely thought I wasn't sober 'nuff to clearly think...
LUCHS: How true.
PANTHER: Quiet You. Still,
I saw Tiger kissing Faust-Sama,
Not one, not two,
Still closer yet to three!
How crueler could that be?
Hell, why that should have been me!
Kissing Faust-Sama last night!
(Downs her entire glass twice and re-fills it)
LUCHS: So let me get this straight....
You saw Tiger kissing Faust-Sama?
PANTHER: Correct.
LUCHS:
Underneath the mistletoe, quite right?
PANTHER: That's right.
LUCHS:
You're sure it wasn't meek,
or planted on the cheek?
PANTHER: No way...
LUCHS:
Or possibly an accident, a rarity, a freak?
PANTHER: Uh-uh...
I saw Tiger kissing Faust-Sama,
It's still so clear I may just up and die,
LUCHS: Me too!
If this is not a lie,
Excuse me whilst I cry...
PANTHER:
She was kissing Faust-Sama last night...
LUCHS: (Grabs for the bottle) Don't hog all that sake! Share some of it over here!
PANTHER (LUCHS):
I saw Tiger kissing Faust-Sama
(She saw Tiger kissing Faust Sama)
Underneath the stars so glowing bright
(Underneath the blanket of the night)
It was an awful scene
(I wish I could have been)
How could she be so mean?
(To stop this fated queen)
To take him in her arms on purpose just to make me green!
(If only I was out that night, I would've been more keen)
I saw Tiger kissing Faust-Sama
(She saw Tiger kissing Faust-Sama)
It wasn't fair at all, without a hitch
(There's no way that was ever just a glitch)
PANTHER/LUCHS:
Why that sneaky *****, she better let us switch!
While kissing Faust-Sama last night!
PANTHER: I didn't think you were much of a drinker, Luchs?
LUCHS: Just you wait...we got all night, don't we? I'll drink you under the table!
PANTHER: (re-filling her glass) What's it look like I'm doing?
LUCHS: Oh, come on now! Can't you for once stop drinking, and get into the holiday spirit?
PANTHER: (holds up her sake bottle) These are the only spirits I believe in!
LUCHS: It's useless trying to talk you out of it, isn't it?
PANTHER: Of course it is...especially after last night.
LUCHS: Huh? Last night?
PANTHER: Oh yeah - last night...You see:
I saw Tiger kissing Faust-Sama,
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
LUCHS: Last night?
PANTHER: That's right!
They didn't see me slink,
Down the street to have a drink,
LUCHS: Just one?
They likely thought I wasn't sober 'nuff to clearly think...
LUCHS: How true.
PANTHER: Quiet You. Still,
I saw Tiger kissing Faust-Sama,
Not one, not two,
Still closer yet to three!
How crueler could that be?
Hell, why that should have been me!
Kissing Faust-Sama last night!
(Downs her entire glass twice and re-fills it)
LUCHS: So let me get this straight....
You saw Tiger kissing Faust-Sama?
PANTHER: Correct.
LUCHS:
Underneath the mistletoe, quite right?
PANTHER: That's right.
LUCHS:
You're sure it wasn't meek,
or planted on the cheek?
PANTHER: No way...
LUCHS:
Or possibly an accident, a rarity, a freak?
PANTHER: Uh-uh...
I saw Tiger kissing Faust-Sama,
It's still so clear I may just up and die,
LUCHS: Me too!
If this is not a lie,
Excuse me whilst I cry...
PANTHER:
She was kissing Faust-Sama last night...
LUCHS: (Grabs for the bottle) Don't hog all that sake! Share some of it over here!
PANTHER (LUCHS):
I saw Tiger kissing Faust-Sama
(She saw Tiger kissing Faust Sama)
Underneath the stars so glowing bright
(Underneath the blanket of the night)
It was an awful scene
(I wish I could have been)
How could she be so mean?
(To stop this fated queen)
To take him in her arms on purpose just to make me green!
(If only I was out that night, I would've been more keen)
I saw Tiger kissing Faust-Sama
(She saw Tiger kissing Faust-Sama)
It wasn't fair at all, without a hitch
(There's no way that was ever just a glitch)
PANTHER/LUCHS:
Why that sneaky *****, she better let us switch!
While kissing Faust-Sama last night!
PANTHER: I didn't think you were much of a drinker, Luchs?
LUCHS: Just you wait...we got all night, don't we? I'll drink you under the table!
