"Goddel Got Run Over By His Own Men"
(Sung to the tune of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer")

Goddel got run over by his own men,
While leading troop maneuvers casually...
You can say he wasn't such a bad guy,
But the men he lead would have to disagree...

There was never such a poor soul,
quite like Goddel ever was...
While not the best strategist,
that stupid 'stache of his caused too much fuss
All the Gelts, they never liked him
He was too demanding at the helm
They were waiting for the right chance
to send him off into the other realm...

Goddel got run over by his own men,
they drove a tank right over his whole head...
Now, I am definitly not a doctor,
but after that, I'm pretty sure he's dead...

Goddel got run over by his own men,
Currently the army's been cut half and half,
Now they feel so great and liberated,
(they were sick and tired of his stupid laugh...)

However, Faust is in a pickle,
deciding who to put in charge...
There's always Tiger, Luchs, and Panther,
but he kind of likes the sound of "Hess, the Sarge"...
Until then, the war is standstill,
'til he finds someone to trust...
The entire Gartland forces withdrawn,
Guess those Krabbensteiffs'll have to rust...

Goddel got run over by his own men,
The mutiny was expected from the start...
It seems they had no fear or danger,
from retaliation from the aging fart...

Goddel got run over by his own men,
But who am I to go and place some blame?
If he ever had been anywhere else,
It most likely would have turned out just the same...

Goddel got run over by his own men,
While leading troop maneuvers casually...
You can say he wasn't such a bad guy,
But the men he lead would have to disagree...