Well, here's my last contribution in this nonsense! Enjoy:
LIME: (full of energy) Hao, Yume-chan!
YUMEJI: (indifferent) Hao, Lime...
LIME: What's wrong, Yume-chan? Did somebody pick on you?
YUMEJI: Oh, no Lime! Nothing like that. I was just watching this neat anime, and well, I forgot what's going on...
LIME: Huh?
YUMEJI: Well, I watched the first half of Saber Marionette J, and I still don't know what's going on!
LIME: OH! Don't worry Yume-chan, I'm sure you'll remember sometime...
YUMEJI: Yeah, but I just borrowed the next half from someone and I have to remember what happened before watching them...
LIME: Okay, Yume-chan! Don't worry, we'll help you out!
BLOODBERRY: (raising an eyebrow) We will?
CHERRY: Of course we will! Let's go!
THE 12 EPISODES OF SMJ
(Sung to the tune of "The Twelve days of Christmas" if you couldn't guess )
LIME: I'll go first!
What the first episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Otaru, Otaru Daisuki!
Remember yet, Yume-Chan?
YUMEJI: Oh, right! I think it's coming back!
What the second episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
BLOODBERRY: This is stupid.
CHERRY: I don't think so. I've got one!
What the third episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Lumpy Lumpy Pot!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Miss Cherry!
CHERRY: HUH? Please, can't you ever leave me be?
JAPONESS HELL GANG: What the fourth episode of SMJ taught you and us:
Cherry likes to dream!
CHERRY: Oh well...Lumpy Lumpy Pot!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
Come on, Bloodberry!
BLOODBERRY: I already told you this is a stupid kids game...and you want me to play? Too bad!
LIME: Fine. What the fifth episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Bloodberry's Mean!
BLOODBERRY: WHaT?!
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Cherry likes to dream!
CHERRY: Lumpy Lumpy Pot!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
BLOODBERRY: Hey now, that wasn't fair! Hey? Guys! DON'T IGNORE ME!
GENNAI: What the sixth episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Gennai is a genius!
LIME: Bloodberry's Mean!
BLOODBERRY: Stop that!!
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Cherry likes to dream!
CHERRY: Lumpy Lumpy Pot!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
LORELEI: What the seventh episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Otaru needs a real job!
GENNAI: Gennai is a genius!
LIME + YUMEJI: Bloodberry's Mean!
BLOODBERRY: Yumeji too?!
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Cherry likes to dream!
CHERRY: Lumpy Lumpy Pot!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
SOEMON: What the eight episode of SMJ taught you and me:
The best just keep on fighting!
LORELEI: Otaru needs a real job!
GENNAI: Gennai is a genius!
LIME, YUMEJI, CHERRY: Bloodberry's Mean!
BLOODBERRY: Why YOU!!!
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Cherry likes to dream!
CHERRY: Lumpy Lumpy Pot!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
TIGER: What the ninth episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Faust-sama should stop the war soon!
SOEMON: The best just keep on fighting!
LORELEI: Otaru needs a real job!
GENNAI: Gennai is a genius!
EVERYONE (but BLOODBERRY): Bloodberry's mean!
BLOODBERRY: Quit that!
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Cherry likes to dream!
CHERRY: Lumpy Lumpy Pot!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
PANTHER: What the tenth episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Gartlant is a dark place!
TIGER: Faust-sama should stop the war soon!
SOEMON: Listen to your master...
LORELEI: Otaru needs a real job!
GENNAI: Gennai Shiraga is the greatest genius in the world!
EVERYONE: (sharp stares)
GENNAI: (smiles like: ) Sorry...
LIME: Bloodberry's mean!
BLOODBERRY: Okay, I give up...
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Cherry likes to dream!
CHERRY: Shogun Shogun Shog!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
LUCHS: What the eleventh episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Otaru-san, he kissed ME!
LIME, CHERRY, BLOODBERRY: (Jealous stares)
LUCHS: Well, he [i]did[/]!
PANTHER: Gartlant is a dark place!
TIGER: Faust-sama should stop the war soon!
SOEMON: Otakus can be stupid...
LORELEI: Otaru needs a real job!
GENNAI: Gennai is a genius!
CROWD OF JAPONESS CITIZENS: Bloodberry babe!
BLOODBERRY: YES! That's more like IT!
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Cherry is our boss!
CHERRY: NO Cherry's NOT!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
HANAGATA: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
EVERYONE: (sharp stares again)
LIME: Hey, Hana-chan! That's MY Line! (boots him away)
HANAGATA: (before disappearing from sight) I'll be back for New Year's!
LIME: What the twelfth episode of SMJ taught you and me:
My first kiss tastes like Plasma!
LUCHS: Still, Otaru-san kissed ME!
PANTHER: Gartlant is a dark place!
TIGER: Faust-sama should stop the war soon!
SOEMON: ...
LORELEI: Otaru needs a real job!
GENNAI: Gennai is a genius!
EVERYONE (including Bloodberry, shrugging her shoulders): Bloodberry's mean!
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Cherry likes to dream!
CHERRY: Lumpy Lumpy Pot!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
CHERRY: Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
BLOODBERRY: I figured, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em...Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
LIME: Well, there you go, Yume-chan! I bet that cleared things up!
YUMEJI: That song was really good! But...actually, no. It just confused me even more...
EVERYONE (but Yume, of course): (falls down from frustration)
BakaMattSu, order your "A Saber Marionette J Chirstmas" today! Thirty songs on two CDs, and not more than 3 have anything to do with the holiday (they just steal the music)....
LIME: (full of energy) Hao, Yume-chan!
YUMEJI: (indifferent) Hao, Lime...
LIME: What's wrong, Yume-chan? Did somebody pick on you?
YUMEJI: Oh, no Lime! Nothing like that. I was just watching this neat anime, and well, I forgot what's going on...
LIME: Huh?
YUMEJI: Well, I watched the first half of Saber Marionette J, and I still don't know what's going on!
LIME: OH! Don't worry Yume-chan, I'm sure you'll remember sometime...
YUMEJI: Yeah, but I just borrowed the next half from someone and I have to remember what happened before watching them...
LIME: Okay, Yume-chan! Don't worry, we'll help you out!
BLOODBERRY: (raising an eyebrow) We will?
CHERRY: Of course we will! Let's go!
THE 12 EPISODES OF SMJ
(Sung to the tune of "The Twelve days of Christmas" if you couldn't guess )
LIME: I'll go first!
What the first episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Otaru, Otaru Daisuki!
Remember yet, Yume-Chan?
YUMEJI: Oh, right! I think it's coming back!
What the second episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
BLOODBERRY: This is stupid.
CHERRY: I don't think so. I've got one!
What the third episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Lumpy Lumpy Pot!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Miss Cherry!
CHERRY: HUH? Please, can't you ever leave me be?
JAPONESS HELL GANG: What the fourth episode of SMJ taught you and us:
Cherry likes to dream!
CHERRY: Oh well...Lumpy Lumpy Pot!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
Come on, Bloodberry!
BLOODBERRY: I already told you this is a stupid kids game...and you want me to play? Too bad!
LIME: Fine. What the fifth episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Bloodberry's Mean!
BLOODBERRY: WHaT?!
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Cherry likes to dream!
CHERRY: Lumpy Lumpy Pot!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
BLOODBERRY: Hey now, that wasn't fair! Hey? Guys! DON'T IGNORE ME!
GENNAI: What the sixth episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Gennai is a genius!
LIME: Bloodberry's Mean!
BLOODBERRY: Stop that!!
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Cherry likes to dream!
CHERRY: Lumpy Lumpy Pot!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
LORELEI: What the seventh episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Otaru needs a real job!
GENNAI: Gennai is a genius!
LIME + YUMEJI: Bloodberry's Mean!
BLOODBERRY: Yumeji too?!
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Cherry likes to dream!
CHERRY: Lumpy Lumpy Pot!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
SOEMON: What the eight episode of SMJ taught you and me:
The best just keep on fighting!
LORELEI: Otaru needs a real job!
GENNAI: Gennai is a genius!
LIME, YUMEJI, CHERRY: Bloodberry's Mean!
BLOODBERRY: Why YOU!!!
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Cherry likes to dream!
CHERRY: Lumpy Lumpy Pot!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
TIGER: What the ninth episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Faust-sama should stop the war soon!
SOEMON: The best just keep on fighting!
LORELEI: Otaru needs a real job!
GENNAI: Gennai is a genius!
EVERYONE (but BLOODBERRY): Bloodberry's mean!
BLOODBERRY: Quit that!
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Cherry likes to dream!
CHERRY: Lumpy Lumpy Pot!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
PANTHER: What the tenth episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Gartlant is a dark place!
TIGER: Faust-sama should stop the war soon!
SOEMON: Listen to your master...
LORELEI: Otaru needs a real job!
GENNAI: Gennai Shiraga is the greatest genius in the world!
EVERYONE: (sharp stares)
GENNAI: (smiles like: ) Sorry...
LIME: Bloodberry's mean!
BLOODBERRY: Okay, I give up...
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Cherry likes to dream!
CHERRY: Shogun Shogun Shog!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
LUCHS: What the eleventh episode of SMJ taught you and me:
Otaru-san, he kissed ME!
LIME, CHERRY, BLOODBERRY: (Jealous stares)
LUCHS: Well, he [i]did[/]!
PANTHER: Gartlant is a dark place!
TIGER: Faust-sama should stop the war soon!
SOEMON: Otakus can be stupid...
LORELEI: Otaru needs a real job!
GENNAI: Gennai is a genius!
CROWD OF JAPONESS CITIZENS: Bloodberry babe!
BLOODBERRY: YES! That's more like IT!
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Cherry is our boss!
CHERRY: NO Cherry's NOT!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
HANAGATA: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
EVERYONE: (sharp stares again)
LIME: Hey, Hana-chan! That's MY Line! (boots him away)
HANAGATA: (before disappearing from sight) I'll be back for New Year's!
LIME: What the twelfth episode of SMJ taught you and me:
My first kiss tastes like Plasma!
LUCHS: Still, Otaru-san kissed ME!
PANTHER: Gartlant is a dark place!
TIGER: Faust-sama should stop the war soon!
SOEMON: ...
LORELEI: Otaru needs a real job!
GENNAI: Gennai is a genius!
EVERYONE (including Bloodberry, shrugging her shoulders): Bloodberry's mean!
JAPONESS HELL GANG: Cherry likes to dream!
CHERRY: Lumpy Lumpy Pot!
YUMEJI: Lime is my friend!
LIME: And Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
CHERRY: Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
BLOODBERRY: I figured, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em...Otaru, Otaru daisuki!
LIME: Well, there you go, Yume-chan! I bet that cleared things up!
YUMEJI: That song was really good! But...actually, no. It just confused me even more...
EVERYONE (but Yume, of course): (falls down from frustration)
BakaMattSu, order your "A Saber Marionette J Chirstmas" today! Thirty songs on two CDs, and not more than 3 have anything to do with the holiday (they just steal the music)....
