Diclaimer:I don't even know how to make a video game......
A/n:See,I've gotten more creative already.
FF9 Out-takes.
1.Scene where Garnet puts Sleeping Weed in everybody's food.
=everybody has fainted,'sept Zidane=
Zidane:Blarrggghhhhh!!!!I'm dying!!*staggers around room*Call 9-1-1!Call the cook!Call my lawyer!I'm dying here!!!Call-
=he is interupted by Stiener whacking him over the head with a drumstick,Zidane falls to the floor,twitches a little,then goes limp=
Zidane:*moan*call my cyropractor,I don't think my neck is supossed to go like that.....ow.
Garnet:Would you FAINT already!!!!Sheesh,this is one of my main parts here!!
Director:*pleading*Zidane could you please at least try to stay with the script???
2.Zidane comes back-take two.
Zidane:Bring my beloved Dagger back to me!
=tries to pull cloak off=
Zidane:*grunts*Grrr!It's stuck!
Director:*groans*Who hired HIM?!
Zidane:*still tugging*
Blank:Should we do something?
Marcus:Nah...
=Garnet walks up and snatches the end of the cloak,starts pulling.All she succeds in doing is pulling both of them off the stage Zidane landed...um ON Garnet=
Garnet:*Screams*Zidane!Move your head!MOVE IT!!
Zidane:*blushing*hehe....sorry Garnet...
Director:*pulling hair out*cut!cut!CUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zidane:Hey!I got it off!
3.Flying to Terra.
=Zidane's invisable-wires break,he grabs the nearest person,Amerant=
Amerant:Let go,moron!
=both of them fall=
=everyone looks at Kuja,who is snikering behind the set,(holding a very sharp sword)=
Director:Kuja....
Garnet:Cut!
4.Zidane is trying to get Garnet to talk.
Zidane:I just rememberd,don't you owe me a date,Ruby...I mean!Aw dang!
Garnet:Zidane!
Ruby:Cut y'al!!
=Vivi pats a sobbing director on the back=
5.Zidane comes back-take three.
Zidane:Bring my beloved Dagger back to me!
=pulls off cloak,then tears off rip-away cloaths to reveal a Super-man costume=
Zidane:*in Super-man stance*Battling for the ideals ofpeace and justus!
=the rest of the cast tries to pry the gun from the Directors hands=
Director:I can't take this any more!!!!!!
Kuja:CUT!!!=Kuja then informs in un-typable words how high Zidane ranks on the scale of morons=
Eiko:oooooooo........
Garnet:Kuja!Eiko's only six!
############################################################################ ######A/n:did ya like dis 1???R+R please!Tell me how cool I am!Note for Kuja's Gurl:I'll try to think of more Kuja-centered ones,k?
A/n:See,I've gotten more creative already.
FF9 Out-takes.
1.Scene where Garnet puts Sleeping Weed in everybody's food.
=everybody has fainted,'sept Zidane=
Zidane:Blarrggghhhhh!!!!I'm dying!!*staggers around room*Call 9-1-1!Call the cook!Call my lawyer!I'm dying here!!!Call-
=he is interupted by Stiener whacking him over the head with a drumstick,Zidane falls to the floor,twitches a little,then goes limp=
Zidane:*moan*call my cyropractor,I don't think my neck is supossed to go like that.....ow.
Garnet:Would you FAINT already!!!!Sheesh,this is one of my main parts here!!
Director:*pleading*Zidane could you please at least try to stay with the script???
2.Zidane comes back-take two.
Zidane:Bring my beloved Dagger back to me!
=tries to pull cloak off=
Zidane:*grunts*Grrr!It's stuck!
Director:*groans*Who hired HIM?!
Zidane:*still tugging*
Blank:Should we do something?
Marcus:Nah...
=Garnet walks up and snatches the end of the cloak,starts pulling.All she succeds in doing is pulling both of them off the stage Zidane landed...um ON Garnet=
Garnet:*Screams*Zidane!Move your head!MOVE IT!!
Zidane:*blushing*hehe....sorry Garnet...
Director:*pulling hair out*cut!cut!CUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zidane:Hey!I got it off!
3.Flying to Terra.
=Zidane's invisable-wires break,he grabs the nearest person,Amerant=
Amerant:Let go,moron!
=both of them fall=
=everyone looks at Kuja,who is snikering behind the set,(holding a very sharp sword)=
Director:Kuja....
Garnet:Cut!
4.Zidane is trying to get Garnet to talk.
Zidane:I just rememberd,don't you owe me a date,Ruby...I mean!Aw dang!
Garnet:Zidane!
Ruby:Cut y'al!!
=Vivi pats a sobbing director on the back=
5.Zidane comes back-take three.
Zidane:Bring my beloved Dagger back to me!
=pulls off cloak,then tears off rip-away cloaths to reveal a Super-man costume=
Zidane:*in Super-man stance*Battling for the ideals ofpeace and justus!
=the rest of the cast tries to pry the gun from the Directors hands=
Director:I can't take this any more!!!!!!
Kuja:CUT!!!=Kuja then informs in un-typable words how high Zidane ranks on the scale of morons=
Eiko:oooooooo........
Garnet:Kuja!Eiko's only six!
############################################################################ ######A/n:did ya like dis 1???R+R please!Tell me how cool I am!Note for Kuja's Gurl:I'll try to think of more Kuja-centered ones,k?
