Diclaimer:I don't even know how to make a video game......

A/n:See,I've gotten more creative already.



FF9 Out-takes.



1.Scene where Garnet puts Sleeping Weed in everybody's food.

=everybody has fainted,'sept Zidane=

Zidane:Blarrggghhhhh!!!!I'm dying!!*staggers around room*Call 9-1-1!Call the cook!Call my lawyer!I'm dying here!!!Call-

=he is interupted by Stiener whacking him over the head with a drumstick,Zidane falls to the floor,twitches a little,then goes limp=

Zidane:*moan*call my cyropractor,I don't think my neck is supossed to go like that.....ow.

Garnet:Would you FAINT already!!!!Sheesh,this is one of my main parts here!!

Director:*pleading*Zidane could you please at least try to stay with the script???

2.Zidane comes back-take two.

Zidane:Bring my beloved Dagger back to me!

=tries to pull cloak off=

Zidane:*grunts*Grrr!It's stuck!

Director:*groans*Who hired HIM?!

Zidane:*still tugging*

Blank:Should we do something?

Marcus:Nah...

=Garnet walks up and snatches the end of the cloak,starts pulling.All she succeds in doing is pulling both of them off the stage Zidane landed...um ON Garnet=

Garnet:*Screams*Zidane!Move your head!MOVE IT!!

Zidane:*blushing*hehe....sorry Garnet...

Director:*pulling hair out*cut!cut!CUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zidane:Hey!I got it off!

3.Flying to Terra.

=Zidane's invisable-wires break,he grabs the nearest person,Amerant=

Amerant:Let go,moron!

=both of them fall=

=everyone looks at Kuja,who is snikering behind the set,(holding a very sharp sword)=

Director:Kuja....

Garnet:Cut!

4.Zidane is trying to get Garnet to talk.

Zidane:I just rememberd,don't you owe me a date,Ruby...I mean!Aw dang!

Garnet:Zidane!

Ruby:Cut y'al!!

=Vivi pats a sobbing director on the back=

5.Zidane comes back-take three.

Zidane:Bring my beloved Dagger back to me!

=pulls off cloak,then tears off rip-away cloaths to reveal a Super-man costume=

Zidane:*in Super-man stance*Battling for the ideals ofpeace and justus!

=the rest of the cast tries to pry the gun from the Directors hands=

Director:I can't take this any more!!!!!!

Kuja:CUT!!!=Kuja then informs in un-typable words how high Zidane ranks on the scale of morons=

Eiko:oooooooo........

Garnet:Kuja!Eiko's only six!

############################################################################ ######A/n:did ya like dis 1???R+R please!Tell me how cool I am!Note for Kuja's Gurl:I'll try to think of more Kuja-centered ones,k?