Zechs - Hotohori Crossover (Chapter 3: Preparing for Battle)
By Lovely-chan
Previously on the Zechs-Hotohori Crossover...Zechs returned to Ancient China and to Nuriko O.o Miaka was left to live in the book world forever with her beloved Tama-baby. Now Hotohori was back into the space world, in there he found a perverted superior trying to rape him so he cut his head off :P. Now Hotohori was in a new mission...to conquer Earth and Space...
"How do I look now Miss Une?" Hotohori was wearing Zechs-alike clothes!
(Drooling) "I think it suits you...*WOOOOOW!!! BABY!*
"Arigato...I know I look good on anything though."-Hotohori
"And he is vain too! He is yummy! Ehem, I mean...at your service Sr."-Une
"If I am correct, after all your great summary on what's going on in my future new kingdom...we are scum."-Hotohori
"What do you mean by that Sr."-Une
"OZ! We are a piece of sh*t, we are rats...worse than rats! So...we have no limits...I feel like I am the emperor of Kutou! @_@ Oh my dear Suzaku, what have I become..."-Hotohori
"Suzaku? Is that your girlfriend?"-Une
"Girlfriend? Buwahahahahahahahahahaha NO! You dummy! Suzaku is a God, my God. Ok, we got a lot of work to do...I need to learn how to pilot that Epyon thing."-Hotohori
"Yes Sr.!"-Une *God? What a weirdo!*
"OOOOHHH my Zechy-phoo I am so happy!" Nuriko won't let go of Zechs and his eyes were in heart shape all the time.
"Now there, calm down dear...we have a lot of work to do...Tamahome, did you found the minerals I told you?"
"I am sorry your highness but we haven't."-Tamahome
"Please call me King Milliardo, Nuriko like my real name better...but won't allow me to go on public without my mask. ^_^"-Zechs
"Oh...ok, I really don't need to know your intimacy with...him." @.@ -Tamahome
"King Milliardo...don't forget."-Zechs
"Oh Gomen, King Milliardo." *He is even nuttier than before!*-Tamahome
"Tasuki! Did you and your bandits found the Gundanium Alley...we must get that to make the Gundams."-Zechs
"No, King Milliardo...we are still searching in the highest mountains of the Konan empire."-Tasuki
"WHAT!!!! The Konan empire! Are you guys stupid or what! What about our new territory, the Kutou Empire...and the rest of the four Gods world? Go and found it NOW!!!!!"-Zechs
"Yes my King."-Tasuki
"King Milliardo, King Milliardo!"-Chiriko (Running)
"What is it, Chiriko"-Zechs
"I found it! I made some research and evaluation of the grounds in all the Four Gods world and we found a mineral that can possible be the one, it has all the characteristics!"-Chiriko ^_^
"Wonderful! I knew I could count on my little genius."-Zechs
"BUT...there is only one problem."-Chiriko
"What is it? Nothing we can't solve right."-Zechs
"Is on the Hokkan Empire, we need permission to mine the area."-Chiriko
"No problem...I will arrange that. Do you know what could they ask for?"-Zechs
"Yes, they are asking for you to contact them personally and do the negotiations with them."-Chiriko
"No problem...How efficient Chiriko. (Chiriko smiled) Nuriki, we are going for Hokkan!"-Zechs
"Yipeeee! I am traveling with my honey...OH, our honeymoon Zechy-phoo!"-Nuriko
"I haven't though of that." (To a servant) "Prepare my lingerie"-Zechs
"Yes King Milliardo" *Nuts!!! AND GAY!*-Servant
"I have improve a lot, don't you think Miss Une?"-Hotohori
"Yes...you are better than me...so you need a new teacher. You are great with your sword your highness."-Une
"Thanks. A new teacher...how about one of those Gundam pilots?"-Hotohori
"Are you crazy! They hate you and OZ."-Une
"You get one of them for me, the best one!"-Hotohori
"You killed the best one...Heero Yui."-Une
"Then get me another one...who is the cutest...'cause I can't look at ugly people."-Hotohori
"Well...dunno?"-Une
"Duo? Ok, then send him."-Hotohori
"I didn't say..."-Une
"Don't talk back, get me Duo...NOW!"-Hotohori
"As you wish, your highness."- Lady Une
"SAY WHAT!!! You are kidding right? Zechs Merquise is asking Duo Maxwell to teach him how to fight?! Buwahahahahahaha You gotta be kidding."-Duo
"I am not joking...he desires to learn from one of you Gundam pilots."-Lady Une
"But...wasn't he dead? I mean, didn't he and Heero died in a fight?"-Duo
"Apparently, he survived."-Une
"Then why is he asking me to teach him a thing, he is a great pilot!"-Duo
"I believe he lost his memory on the explosion."-Une
"Oh...well, my answer is...NO!"-Duo
"I am asking you in a good way, don't make me obligate you. It is his highness desire to end the war and start peace on Earth and the Space Colonies."
"Oh yeah for how long, till he recovers his memory...besides, what if this hole thing is a trap?"-Duo
"Then I'll do it!" A voice from behind was heard.
"Huh?"-Duo & Une "Trowa?!"
"Fine...then it is all set."-Zechs
"But King Milliardo, we can't leave Kohji in there!"-Tasuki
"You heard the Emperor's demand...it is you or Kohji...of course I'll send Kohji...I won't sacrifice one of my fellow seishis."-Zechs
"But imagine all the dirty things he is going to do with my dear Kohji."-Tasuki
"Oh yes...I can imagine." He wink at Nuriko.
(Blushed) "Oh my Zechy-phoo!"-Nuriko
"Man...are all emperor's in the Four Gods world gay?"-Tasuki
"What did you say!!!!"-Zechs
"Oh, nothing...gomen ne, King Milliardo."-Tasuki *Me and my big mouth*
"For your information, I am not gay...I am sexually attracted to Nuriko."-Zechs
(Drooling)"Zechy-phoo!! ^___^"-Nuriko
"Isn't that the same?"-Tasuki
"No. Now let's go get that Alley. Nuriko, I need you to help on the digging...no one is stronger than you my dear."-Zechs
"Whatever you say my love."-Nuriko
(Disgust) "Yeah, lets go and leave poor Kohji in hands of the other gay Emperor"-Tasuki
"I think you better shut up, King Milliardo is getting pissed with your gay comment."-Tamahome (Pointing at the steam coming out of Zechs head)
"Don't you agree with me Tamahome?"-Tasuki
"No, we need to get that Alley no matter the sacrifices...so, if you want to save Kohji, stay there instead of him."-Tamahome
"And let that pervert touch my private things...NO WAY!!! I leave Kohji with the job. ^_^"-Tasuki
"Tamahome...use your ki to start destroying this area. Blow this place along with Nuriki...I want that Alley for tomorrow. Chiriko, make sure it is the real thing and that all my demands are under control. Tasuki...help them. I will miss you Nuriko. (Nuriko drooled) Where is that monk anyway?"-Zechs
"I am here no da!"-Chichiri
"O.O Don't scare me like that!"-Zechs
"Gomen no da!"-Chichiri
"Take me home."-Zechs
"This is a joke right, this guy is not Zechs merquise."-Trowa
"Yes he is."-Une
"Did he dye his hair now?"-Duo
"Enough! I am Hotohori, Emperor of Konan...I was taken away from my country. My new desire is to build a peaceful Empire in my new world."-Hotohori
"You were right when you say he lost his memory, but you didn't mention he was nuts."-Duo
"I will ignore your words. Now teach me all you know."-Hotohori
"First, you got to tell us your plan."-Trowa
"That's right."-Duo
"Plan? I still don't have one, but I know we can figure it out soon ^_^"-Hotohori
"Are you really helping this wako?"-Duo
"I am starting to have my doubts"-Trowa
"Now...TEACH ME!!!!"-Hotohori was very mad and a red light surrounded him, making him look pretty scary. His hair was starting to go up.
"Yiaaahhh look at him, he is red and with that new hair style!!!!"-Duo
"I guess we better help, huh?"-Trowa
"Ok ok ok we'll do it!"-Duo
"Fine...I though you say Duo was the cutest, that makes me think you have bad taste Miss Une."-Hotohori (Hotohori was back to normal)
"What do you mean by that?! Why should I be cute to teach you? Hey...are you a fag?!"-Duo
"Nani?! I am all man you stupid little pilot!!! I just don't like looking at ugly things or people." (He was getting all red again)
"Ok ok ok, gomen. So let's start right Trowa?"-Duo
"Yes...but, that only leaves me with one doubt..."-Trowa
"Yes"-All
"Who is the cutest? Me? ^__^"-Trowa (All faint)
"I wonder how the digging is going..."-Zechs
(Singing) "Dah dah dah no da"
"Chichiri!!!!!!"-Zechs
"Yes King Milliardo, something wrong no da?"-Chichiri
"Can you stop singing that stupid no da da da song!!! I can't concentrate! You better start working on something...I know, communicate me with Nuriko and Tamahome!"
"Ok, no da..." :( *My song is cool no da* (He manage to communicate with them) "It is ready King Milliardo, you can talk with Nuriko now no da."
"Nuriki!!! Ehem...how do I look?"-Zechs
"Fine no da."-Chichiri
"Will you excuse us, I have to take off my mask."-Zechs
"I can't leave or the communication will be off no da. Besides, I am curious of your face no da." ^_^
"Very well...don't tell Nuriko you saw me."-Zechs ^_~ (Takes off his mask)
O___O "Ooooooowww he is so, so, so...God loking!!! Dah dah dah dah dah"(Chichiri is now desconcentrated and the communication...PUFF)
"Chichiri! What the hell happen?! I was talking very very important things with my Nuriki!!!!! Put me back the screen!!"-Zechs
"Screen? This is a mirror no da. Gomen King Milliardo, I was just distracted by your...your...gorgeousness no da."
"Nani?!!! Oh, I understand...now...GIVE ME BACK MY NURIKI!!!!! ^_^"-Zechs
"Why don't we go there no da? ^_^"
"Good idea, let me put my mask back on. Let's go no da!"-Zechs
"Oro? He said no da! Dah!!"-Chichiri
"He is good, no doubt he is Zechs Merquise."-Duo
"Your highness, I am telling you, if you think I am cute, you should see Quatre...he is so so so cute!! ^_^ He is a lot cuter than I am...besides, he is so sweet and talented. He plays the violin, and other instruments, like piano. He got a kind heart and...blah blah blah..."-Trowa
"Duo! Din't you both came to teach me to use this thing?"-Hotohori
"Yeesss."-Duo
"Then, what the hell is he blabbering about!!! He haven't shut up a minute about this Quatre guy he is in love with!!!"-Hotohori
"In love? Me?!!! I am not!!!"-Trowa
"Thank God you are not! Take him out of my sight!!! Lady Une!!!"-Hotohori
"Yes your higness."-Une
"Take him out! I hate him!!!!"-Hotohori
"Yes sir."-Une
"But, your highness, it is true! Quatre is so beautiful!! He is blond with blue eyes..."-Trowa
"Take him NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-Hotohori
(Trowa was taking away and he kept yelling about Quatre. When suddenly...)
"Trowa!!!! (Teary eyes) Trowa!!" (Running toward him)
"Quatre!!!" (Romantic background music)
"Trowa my dear Trowa!" (They hugged) "How are you, where are they taking you? Are you undercover again?"-Quatre
"No! The Emperor is taking me to the dungeon because he wa pissed by me." _
"He is a jerk! All he do is talk about...YOU!!!"-Hotohori
"Truth, I didn't know that about you two guys."-Duo
"Hey, look who is talking!! What about you and Heero!!!"-Trowa
"Me and...Heero!! O.o He is dead. (Gulp) Oh he is dead!!! ;_; Heero my love, my one true love!!! Buwaaaaa buwaaaaaa!!!! And YOU!!!! You killed him, murderer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Attacking Hotohori)-Duo
"Oro? Who are you people! Get me out of here, get me out... Suzaku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And that was it for todays, Zechs-Hotohori Croosover.Tune in for the next chapter, comming soon!
Will Hotohori die in hand of Duo? Will Zechs finally made his gundams? Will Chichiri fall in love with Zechs? Oro? O.o All this and much more coming in your next episode. You better get ready!!!
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