This is the story I ran off the top of my head, it explains how Ash is evil. It's really stupid.

ASH IS EVIL

One sunny day in the Pokemon world, Ash, Brock, Misty, Pikachu, and Togepi walking through the woods. Ash, the loser, has one sixteen badges somehow. Do you know why? BECAUSE ASH IS EVIL!!! HE BRAINWASHES ALL THE GYM LEADERS TO LOSE TO HIM AND GIVE HIM THEIR BADGES!!! HE BRANWASHED PIKACHU TO OBEY HIM!!! HE BRAINWASHED MISTY INTO FORGETTING THAT HE OWED HER A BIKE!!! HE BRAINWASHED BROCK INTO THAT HIS FATHER HAD COME HOME AND HE COULD LEAVE HOME, BUT SOLD THEM AS SLAVES IN SCANDINAVIA!!! AND YOU KNOW TOGEPI? WELL, THAT WAS SOMEONE WHO ASH COULDN'T BRANWASH AND WAS GOING TO BREAK THE BRAINWASHING ON EVERYBODY, SO ASH TURNED HIM INTO TOGEPI!!! SO WHAT TOGEPI IS SAYING IS WARNING SIGNS!!! REMEMBER! ASH IS EVIL!!!

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Stupid, ain't it?

NOTE TO KIDS: Too Much Time On Hands + Boredom = Insanity