Hey, you asked...so, here's what happens when shiny things return! sCharacters that will be in this chapter.........Pyrite! Calcite! And a few other minerals! As long as they're shiny in some way!


Return of the Shinyness!


About two months after Goku had helped Vegeta take over the world in return for a room filled with shiny things, Goku suddenly felt very hungry.
"Hmmm...." he said. "I think I'll find some cake!"
Moments later, Goku looked around and realized that something wasn't right. The entire world was different...
"Hey! It looks like Vegeta took over the world!" he remar 'smartly'. "Oh well, food always comes first. Unless you're talking about shiny things. Because that...and pointy things...always come first!"
Behold the power of shiny stuff!
While Goku was enjoying his cake, there was a protest going on in the 'outside world'. Why's that in quotes? Because 'outside world' is fun to say, and it's always fun to put words in quotes! :-D But, anyway.
"Down with the Monkey Prince!" the protesters were yelling, bearing signs with Vegeta--who still had his tail in the picture--crossed out, like in the 'no smoking' signs. [Don't ask...]
Meanwhile, camels were baking banana cakes somewhere in the desert. Why? Because cake's a desert...I mean, dessert. Oh well. Whatever. Back to Goku.
"Wow! How could Vegeta have taken over the world without me knowing about it? I always know when people take over the world!" Goku wondered, thinking really hard, which started to hurt his head, as thinking really hard should do to anyone.
"Oh well. I'll go find Goten." Goku said, picking a random person out of nowhere. "It's good for the plot."

He found Goten...
"Hey, Daddy! Lookey! It's a shiny thing!" Goten said, pointing to a statue of Vegeta that was made out of some type of thing known as the Shiniest Thing on Earth (TM).
"Wow, it IS shiny!" Goku said. "But how come it looks like Vegeta?"
"'Cause you helped him take over the world for a room with shiny things, remember?" Goten said. "And you wouldn't let anyone come near your shiny things. They were really shiny.........."
"Oh no! What have I done! I must call upon the mysterious--" Goku began.
"No! Daddy!" Goten yelled.
"I must, Goten!"
"But...!"
"I will go to the shiny side and defeat Vegeta once and for all and make the world safe for people like us who respect the shiny-ness!"
"Yay!" Goten cheered.
"I will now call upon the mysterious powers of the SHINY ONES!" Goku yelled.
"Wow! Shiny!" Goten commented.
Goku proceeded to yell out the names of various shiny substances, which all appeared around him, until he was nearly buried under them. "Now I set off to defeat Vegeta, in the name of all shiny things!"

But what will happen? Wait until I write another chapter and find out!!