Walking In A WWF Winter Wonderland

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Chapter 2- Oh long Unholy night

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Author's note: Hiya, thanks for all the reviews guys I totally appreciate every one! In response to a few: Okay Rocky's Girl, I live 2 serve Booker T is here indeedy, thanx 4 the suggestions, Shane will appear soon too, well 'Trish' Romance eh? That'd be telling, I am planning on having some holiday romance and kisses under the mistletoe, but I'd spoil the surprise if I said who wouldn't I?! Thanks you guys, character suggestions or ideas are very welcome, someone or something you wanna see then tell me! Happy Holidays!

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Kurt: (Flinging the doors open) OOOOO! Look how big and shiny it all is!

Austin: Yeah, yeah very frickin' great. I'm freezing my ass of here can we shut the door?

Rock: Look Jabroni's the Rock has dibs on the biggest room, and if y'all don't like it then I might have to take a piece of coal, shine it up re-

Y2J: Oh shut up!

Rock: What have I told you about interrupting Jabroni now you see he-

Kurt: OOO look how big the fridge is! I could almost fit in there!

Taker: That could be arranged!

DDP: That's not a bad thing, that's a good thing!

Austin: Oh for fucks sake, that's it! I'm gonna shut ya up myself boy!

Rock: (Whining) Everyone keeps interrupting the Rock!

DDP: That's not- (Finds himself being shoved headfirst up a chimney by a pissed off rattlesnake)

Debra: He warned ya.

Austin: What?! Damn WHAT? Damn right!

DDP: (Muffled) That's not a bad thing!

Matt: Damn right it aint.

Kurt: (Tears in eyes) Aww, now how's Santa gonna get down the chimney on Christmas eve?

Steph: (Sighing) Kurt, I think it's time we had a little talk about Santa…

Hurricane: Citizen Stephanie, do not break Citizen Angles delusions about Saint Nicholas it would break his heart.

Steph: HUH?

Y2J: He means SLUT, don't tell the stupid little jackass that Santa is as fake as your tits or it'll make him cry!

Steph: (understanding) OOHHH!

Kurt: WHAT!?

Austin: HEY! WHAT!?

Kurt and U.C: WHAT?

Austin: WHAT!?

Kurt and U.C: WHAT?

Austin: WHAT! WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!

Jeff: (tears too) Santa isn't real???

Lita: Well Jeff that depends if Steph's tits are fake doesn't it?

Trish: Which for most of us is yes.

Steph: Oh you two are ones to talk!

Jeff: Buh- but wh-why would Jericho LIEEEE!?

Y2J: I wouldn't Jeff.

Jeff: Alrighty!

All: HUH?

DDP: That's not-

Austin: Don't make me shove a brush up there too!

DDP: Mmph!

Perry: Elves mate with reindeer to keep the snow from falling on Poland!

Edge: Are you slightly diseased?

Perry: Tapioca pudding is to keep the spies from flying up Vince's bum!

Edge: It'd take quite a lot to stop things from flying up Vince's ass the amount he gets it out!

Steph: Look lets go and find our rooms and meet here later, I think I'm getting a rash standing with you people.

Y2J: Nah I'm sure its just that ultra push up wonder bra with new micro fibred pad it probably chafes, not that you'd need it.

Steph: Well who knows more about being a girl then you bimbo?

Y2J: Certainly not you ho!

Rock: The Rock says quit your whining and lets go!

Y2J: (Dashing off) I'm having the biggest room!

Rock: Aww man!

/ Stars dash off to find rooms, Jericho in the lead finds door with sign that says biggest room, pulls it off, sticks Jericho's room on and slams it shut in The Rocks face/

Rock: That little roody poo, moose humping piece of trailer park trash!

Y2J: No cussing outside the Ayatollah of rock n' Rolla's room JABRONI!

Rock: I know he didn't just call the Rock Jabroni!

(Sound of screeching tires, slamming doors and running)

Booker T: Whoo! One heck of a hike, the five time WCW champ is here, ahem…TELL ME HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT?!

Rock: Yuh huh he did! Oh god, not you too?

B.T: Yuh huh, me too!

Rock: Stop copying the Rock, evvvvveryone copies the Rock If ya smeeeellll….

B.T: (interrupting) What the Book is COOKIN?

Rock: Oh that does it! (Rock lets out girly squeal and leaps on Booker)

Rock: Rip off, Jabroni, Shane humping, trailer park-

Y2J: Can you think of no better insults than that? How you expect to impress Trish is quite beyond me!

Rock: (Panting, still beating the crap outta Booker) 'Cos, the Rock has Strudel, and NO woman, ya hear the Rock, NO WOMAN can resist the smeeellll of the-

B.T: (Groan) Books Strudel!

Rock: HEY JABRONI! PEOPLES strudel!

Trish: Actually, I was just being friendly…

Rock: She didn't just say that? Ha see the Rock can do it too!

Trish: Sad people…

Y2J: She didn't just say that?

/Matt and Jeff reach same door at the same time/

Matt: Jeff, I got here first, one bed so…

Jeff: Nuh uh, mine!

Matt: Jeff I'm older!

Jeff: I'm younger!

Matt: My goddamn room!

Jeff: Nuh uh!

Matt: Yuh huh!

Lita: Guys

Matt&Jeff: STAY OUTTA IT!

Matt: Why you always take his side?

Lita: Not!

Matt: Are!

Jeff: Is!

Buh Buh Ray: Aren't you glad we don't fight like that D-von?

D-von: Nope

Buh Buh: HUH?

D-von: Ha! Scared ya!

Stacey: You guys are sad, hey Matt, if you are peed with Lita, I could always share your room tonight?

Matt: Umm…

Lita: No! He's fine.

Stacey: I think he can talk for himself.

Lita: Yes and he'd say no isn't that right honey?

Matt: Uhh…

Lita: SEE?

Stacey: He wasn't finished!

Lita: YES he was!

Stacey: Matt?

Matt: Uh…

Jeff: I will Stacey!

Stacey: EWW!

Jeff: Hey!

Stacey&Lita: Well Matt?

Matt: Uhh…

/ Kurt and Austin stood outside a room/

Kurt: Well Austin… Guess it's you and me.

Austin: WHAT? This hall aint WHAT?! Big enough for the two of us Olympic jackass!

Kurt: Uh huh, wanna fight for it?

Austin: HEY! Isn't that Santa?

Kurt: OOO! WHERE?

/Turns to find the door slam in his face./

Austin: HAHAHAHAHA! WHAT! HAHAHA! WHAT!?

Kurt: Guess it's the sofa for me… Oh well, near to the fridge and Santa has to come past me! Hope he like Debra's cookies and a fresh carrot! Maybe I should spare some milk…NAH!

/In the main room, everyone gathered up eating dinner, Booker T keeps flicking peas at Rock, Kurt keeps slurping his milk, Stacey keeps eyeing up Matt opposite, Lita keeps growling at Stacey and scraping her fork, DDP keeps muttering about things not being bad… a stray pea hits Taker next to Rock/

Taker: THAT'S IT!

B.T: (Squeaking) It was the Rock!

Rock: You shut your mouth Mr. T!

Taker: (Screwing up his eyes and bawling) WHY DOES NO-ONE RESPECT ME!!!!

Christian: Lemmie get this straight? You don't think people respect you cos you got HIT BY A PEA?

RVD: Aww it's cool.

M.M: Citizen RVD do you think you have a bit of a problem?

RVD: Nah, it's cool.

Perry: People make up weird stuff to hide secret identities!

Hurricane: Citizen Perry I think you've had a little too much eggnog!

Perry: You're welcome!

/ lots of people clear out to go to their rooms, all left are Kurt, Matt, Stacey, Steph, Booker T and of course DDP/

Lita: Matt you coming to bed?

Matt: I will in a bit, im gonna get some cocoa.

Lita: Okay.

/ Matt gets up and goes to the fridge/

Kurt: Matt! Don't you touch my milk okay (smirks) Its for Santa!

Matt: Uh okay Kurt which is your milk?

Kurt: The ones with labels!

Matt: Uh Kurt, they ALL have labels!

Kurt: I know, don't touch 'em kay?

Matt: (grumble) I'll skip on the cocoa then.

Stacey: (whipping out some mistletoe, closing her eyes and puckering up) Matty…

/ Matt walks straight past her/

Matt: Night guys.

Stacey: (Opens eyes) Damnit!

Kurt: ( walking past to check on milk) OO mistletoe Merry Christmas Stacey, mwah!

Stacey: AAAAHHHHHHHH!

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I know it's pretty long but the nxt chap will be shorter okay promise? You wouldn't believe how much I wanted 2 fit in! More on the 16th ish.

Thanx

More reviews more cookies, I'll wrestle the milk from that Kurt!