Chapter 1:  Never Ask When You Can Take

                The eight and nine-year-old demi-Saiyans started for the movie theater when an explosion was heard.

                "That came from the bank," Gohan shouted.

                "All right, everyone down!"  The people in the bank fell on the floor as soon as they saw the guns in the humanoid aliens hands.  All four of them were about the height of an average human.  They had big lobs for ears, four bulges at the dome of there heads, bulged noses, small crocked teeth, and had a brown complexion.  One of them walked to the banker nearest to the vault.

                "I don't know the combination," he pleaded to the alien, "please don't kill me."

                "Just waste him, Talsuk!" another alien shouted.

                Ignoring the shout of his comrade, he shook the banker violently.  "Yes you do!  Open it!"

                The led alien threw the helpless banker toward the vault's door and pointed what looked like a ray gun to his head.  "Open it you hew-mon!"

                "I can't."  The leader threw the banker aside, and signaled one of the other three men.

                "Open it, Frez," he commanded.  The other alien took out a small metallic device and put it on the vault door.  After attaching it, he signaled for the rest of the aliens to get clear.  When he himself was away from the vault, he took out a remote and detonated the explosive.  The door blasted open with a loud bang.  The leader signaled the other two aliens to go in. 

                "Nice job, Frez."

                "How much gold-pressed latinum do you think we'll get from this, Talsuk?"

                "Enough to get some nice females to oo-mox." 

As they started to laugh, the banker crawled to the button on the wall that was labeled "silent alarm" when the leader of the bank robbers caught him. 

                "Freeze hew-mon.  You made us waste perfectly good explosives, which will add to our expenses.  The least I can do is return the favor with you life."  The leader started to pull the trigger when a beam of energy hit the gun and knocked it out of his hand.

                "What the…?"  He looked to find the source of the energy beam and saw a not-too-happy Gohan with his hand extended out.

                "Another hew-mon.  This one's foolishly brave."

                "It's you who are foolish," Videl said coming into view.

                "And," Gohan added, "I'm only half human."

                "Waste them, Frez!" the leader commanded.  Frez was only able to raise the weapon when Gohan charged and punched the alien in the face.  Videl kicked the led alien in the crouch, who instantly fell down in pain. 

                "Good work Videl."

                "Thanks Gohan."

                Trunks and Goten flew in the bank and zoomed past the two.  "We'll take care of the others."

                "Wow," one of the other aliens in the vault said gathering the gold bars.  "We can make enough gold-pressed latinum to hold off the Nagas for years."

                "Score one for the Ferengi Four."

                "How about this?"  The two looked behind them to see Trunks talking next to Goten.  "You give up and surrender and maybe we'll let you live."  Both of them took out there guns and started to fire.  Trunks and Goten evaded the beams of energy and kicked one of the aliens in his huge head.  Finally, they both punched the last one in the gut.  The duo looked at each other and hi-fived.

                "Yeah," Goten shouted, "score one for a pair of demi-Saiyans."

                Trunks and Goten came out of the vault dragging the aliens by their clothes.  Gohan was about to say something but all the aliens disappeared in a flash of light.  All four of the heroes heard someone slowly clapping from the back of the bank.  When the turned around, they saw what appeared to be a tall male human, who was wearing the same orange uniform Goku usually wore. 

                "Impressive," the mysterious man said, "I don't think a band of Starfleet officers could have done any better."  Gohan did not know who he was but he decided to play it safe.  The man's power level was beyond what anyone would consider of this universe.

                "Who are you?" Videl asked bluntly.

                "The Ferengi are not usually like that," he continued, ignoring Videl, "but I decided to make it more interesting."

                "Ferengi?" Goten asked.

                "Who you just fought," the man answered, "They are an alien species who come from another dimension, one I usually visit."

                "This guys crazy," Trunks whispered to Goten.

                "Crazy?" the man interrupted, "Tell me Trunks, and yes I know your name, can a crazy guy do this."  He snapped his fingers and, instantly, Videl was transformed into a slug. 

                "Hey," Gohan said angrily, "what did you do to her?"  He charged full force at the man, but before he even reached halfway, Gohan tuned into a bowl of rice.  Goten and Trunks looked at each other and started to do the fusion dance.  The man snapped his fingers, and the two half-Saiyans were trapped inside two bubbles of energy.

                "Now," the man said more relaxed, "I will need the assistance of the other Saiyans."  With another snap of his fingers, all of them disappeared in a flash of light.  When the flash dissipated, the bank was reverted to the way it was before the robbery.  As if nothing had happened, the people went on with their day.