Mall Madness!!! (Part 2)
A joint project of Keena523, Tuffy135, and Chuckles515!!!(YEAH!!)
Disclaimer: Same as before we don't own Gundam wing or any of it's
characters. We don't really own much except for Chuckles she's got nuttin.
On with the show!!!
Part 2 of Mall Madness!!
Tuffy: Last time on Mall Madness!!
Keena: Quatre & Wufei endured a painful flashback sequence, Wufei got
VERY angy, and Quatre saved Duo's braid from certain death. and now on
with the show!!!
Tuffy: Hey! That's my line!
Keena: Gomen Tuffy!
Tuffy: You are forgiven.....And now on with the show!!!!
Keena & Chuckles: Hurray!!!
Duo: *singing* Gettin' the mail. We're getting the mail!!!
Hey Quatre dude, where's your mailbox?
Quatre: Oh we don't have a mailbox we have our own post office.
Duo: Nani?!?!
* Chuckles appears*
Chuckles: Quatre did you get my love letters.. er I mean fan mail?
* Keena appears*
Keena: But I thought you liked Duo.
Chuckles: I do, but Quatre is rich!! *dollar signs appear in Chuckles's eyes*
Besides why do you care you like Heero.
Duo: Keena likes Heero? * Chuckles nods* Really?
Chuckles: Yeah just ask her bro. *pulls Tuffy out of nowhere*
Duo: Whoa! How'd you do that?
Tuffy: It doesn't matter. What matters is that my sister likes Heero.
So lets all point and laugh at Keena.
* Everyone proceeds to laugh at Keena except for Quatre
(he's still bewildered by the fact that someone other than Dorthy likes him)*
Keena: Plaes stop laughing... It's not funny....
Everyone but Quatre: Bwauh haha!! She likes Heero!! ha ha etc.
Keena: STOP IT!!!!!!
*Everyone stops laughing*
Keena: That's much better. Now if anyone does anymore laughing at my expense
I'm going to make this a lemon with Duo....
* Duo looks rather smug*
Duo: OK I can handle that.
Chuckles: NO!! Bad Keena
Keena: *Gives Duo a death glare* With special apperances by... Dorthy's eyebrows!!
Quatre: AHHHH!!!! No.....Where's Dorthy? Keena save me!! * Quatre hides behind Keena*
Chuckles: It's okay...I'll protect you Quatre.
Keena: Get offa me! All of you behave or else I'm gonna make you pluck Dorthy's eyebrows!!!
Everyone: We'll be good.
Keena: Good. Now come on Chuckles and Tuffy. It's time to go make faces at the fishes at
the aquarium.
Duo: Can I go to?
Keena: No.
Duo: Please?
Keena: No.
Duo: PLEASE!!
Keena: No!!!
Duo & Chuckles: Please *they both are trying to weaken Keena with their puppy dog eyes*
Keena: Can't say...no... to ...cute...lil' eyes.......must.. not let them win.....
*Keena is hypnotized by their cute eyes*
Tuffy: I'll save you Keena!! *Pulls out big wooden mallet* KABONG!!
* bonks Duo & Chuckles on the head*
Keena: Arigato Tuffy. I am forever in your debt. *Bows down to Tuffy*
Tuffy: So this is what real power is like...
Quatre: Ummm.... Aren't you worried about Chuckles & Duo?
Keena: Nah....They'll be fine. We should go. Bye Quatre!!
Quatre: Bye-bye Keena!!!
* Poof! Keena and friends disapears *
Quatre: Hey Duo Wake up. Duo....wake up. I guess he got hit kinda hard. How am I gonna
take him to the post office?.....Oh I know * rings bell*
*Magnanaughts appear*
Rashim: Yes Master Quatre?
Quatre: Please carry Duo to the post office.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^at the post office^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Quatre: I just love the post office. Don't you Duo?
Duo:........ ( Duo is still unconcious....wow Tuffy hits pretty hard!)
Quatre: Oh well. As I was saying. Mail is great. Oh look heres a letter from Chuckles:
"Dear Quatre,
I love you very much. You have pretty hair and pretty eyes.
And I think you are very nice and I like your hair....and will you give me candy? and I .....
(This is going to take a while and one can only handle so much of Chuckles's mindless ramblings)
*******back at Quatre's mansion*******
Quatre: Mail call!
Wufei: What happened to Maxwell?
Quatre: We had a little run in with the authors. There was a mallet involved. We also found
out who Keena likes.
Wufei: Who?
( Look Duo has finally waken up!)
Duo: Who Who??
Quatre: Duo! You're alive!!
Wufei: We were talking about Keena.
Duo: Oh yeah! I know who she likes.
Wufei: Who?
(Wufei is getting a little too interested in Keena's love life. We'll have to bonk him later)
Duo: Keena likes....ummmm.... she likes... I forget!
Wufei: Baka! * Wufei turns around and stomps away*
Duo: Who does Keena like?
Quatre: I'm not telling you. Keena can get really scary. *starts to open mail* Look an
invitation from Relena.
Duo: Ohhhh Lemme see it.
* Quatre ignores Duo's request and reads the invitation*
Duo: Lemme see it......Please!!
Quatre: No. Don't make me get Keena back here.
Duo: I'll be good.
Wufei: Keena's here?
Duo: No Wu-man she's at the aquarium.
Wufei: Really?...{thinks "Hmmm... maybe I should start going to the aqarium}.
Duo: Umm...Wufei?,,,,,Yo Wuman!! * waves his hand infront of Wufei's eyes*
Quatre: Anyway... this is an invitation to a party at the Peacecraft mansion.
Duo: A party!! When?
Quatre: Tommorow.
Duo: Nani? No. I'm not ready. I can't go in these rags I need a new black outfit.
I need to wash my hair...
Quatre: Relax Duo. An event such as this calls for a trip.
Duo: Yeah!
Quatre: To the mall!!
Duo: Hurray!! Even better.
Duo: But how will we get there?
Quatre: I sent the Magnanauts to pick up my dry cleaning.
Duo: I know we can ask Wufei! He has a cool jeep.
Quatre: We could always take our Gundams.
Duo: They're too big and they have no room for shopping bags.
Quatre: And also because you traded yours for a sack of beans.
Duo: Hey...those were magic jelly beans.
Quatre: If you wanted jelly beans you could have told me.
***Keena appears {=^_^=}***
Keena: Did somebody say Jelly Beans?
Duo: I did!!!
Quatre: No you didn't... I did...I think.....
Keena: 1....
2....
3....
JELLY BEANS!!!!
* Jelly beans rain on everyone throughout the world*
Duo: Yeah!! Arigato Keena-sama!!
Keena: No problem. Just another day in the life of Super Keena!!!
* Keena flys out a window*
Duo: I wosh I could fly....Shimatta!
Quatre: Whats the matter Duo?
Duo: We should've asked Keena for a ride.
Quatre: Why don't we ask Wufei?
Duo: OK!!.... Wufei?
Wufei: What do you want Maxwell?
Duo: Wufei!!!
Wufei: What Maxwell?
( Duo is really excited not only because of the prospect of a trip to the mall, but
also because of all of the candy Keena just gave him this has caused him to be really
excited and is talking really fast and his speech is really extremely hard to understand)
Duo: Wufei.... drive.... mall..... new clothes....haircut......hot chicks...... and...
I got candy.. ( Wufei is getting angry)
Wufei: Dammitt Maxwell! What are you talking about?
(Quatre comes in... Maybe he can clear things up)
Quatre: Wufei we need you to drive us somewhere.
Wufei: Why can't you drive yourselves?
Quatre: Um... Well... Because.... There was a little mishap in the garage.
Duo: How was I supposed to know that cars are so hard to put together?
Quatre: And?
Duo: And that Quatre's liscense was flammable. And by the way who do you think you are?
Quatre: What?
Duo: "Oh look at me I'm so rich. I keep my cars in a 'garage'." Who calls it a garage?
Qyatre: What do you call it?
Duo A car hold.
Quatre: What?
**Tuffy appears**
Tuffy: You mean you don't call it a car hold?
Quatre: No... Should I?
* Tuffy and Duo nod yes *
Tuffy: Oh yeah That reminds me.....Oh Wuf-ie!!
Wufei: What!?!?
Tuffy: KABONG!!! * Wufei got bonked *
**Chuckles appears**
Chuckles: Come on Tuffy.... We just bought some candy and Keena is going to eat it all.
Tuffy: OH NO!! * shudders at the thought of Keena on a sugar high* We must stop her!!
***Tuffy and Chuckles disappear***
Wufei: NO!!! Take me with you!
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Tuffy: Will the G-Boys ever get to the mall? Will Trowa and Heero ever make an apperance?
Will Keena tell Heero how she really feels? Will Wufei get bonked... again?
Find out next time in Part 3 of....
Mall Madness!!!
Keena & Chuckles: Dun.... Dun.......DUN!!!!!
Tuffy: MUAH HA HA!!
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Keena: KO!! This has been the longly awaited part 2. I apologize in advance because Part 3
will not be availabe for a while because I'm going on vacation. Gomen asai!!!
Tuffy: Ditto. We'll try to get it posted asap, but I'm not making any promises.
Chuckles: I AM!!
Keena & Tuffy: Shut up Chuckles!!
***Tuffy pulls out his handy dandy mallet***
Tuffy: KABONG!!!!
***Chuckles is K.O.ed!!***
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Please R&R (no not railroad!!)if you have any suggestions just tell me!! Arigato to all who
have read!! {=^_^=} --- Keena U^;^U ----Tuffy //^_^\\ ---Chuckles!!!!
A joint project of Keena523, Tuffy135, and Chuckles515!!!(YEAH!!)
Disclaimer: Same as before we don't own Gundam wing or any of it's
characters. We don't really own much except for Chuckles she's got nuttin.
On with the show!!!
Part 2 of Mall Madness!!
Tuffy: Last time on Mall Madness!!
Keena: Quatre & Wufei endured a painful flashback sequence, Wufei got
VERY angy, and Quatre saved Duo's braid from certain death. and now on
with the show!!!
Tuffy: Hey! That's my line!
Keena: Gomen Tuffy!
Tuffy: You are forgiven.....And now on with the show!!!!
Keena & Chuckles: Hurray!!!
Duo: *singing* Gettin' the mail. We're getting the mail!!!
Hey Quatre dude, where's your mailbox?
Quatre: Oh we don't have a mailbox we have our own post office.
Duo: Nani?!?!
* Chuckles appears*
Chuckles: Quatre did you get my love letters.. er I mean fan mail?
* Keena appears*
Keena: But I thought you liked Duo.
Chuckles: I do, but Quatre is rich!! *dollar signs appear in Chuckles's eyes*
Besides why do you care you like Heero.
Duo: Keena likes Heero? * Chuckles nods* Really?
Chuckles: Yeah just ask her bro. *pulls Tuffy out of nowhere*
Duo: Whoa! How'd you do that?
Tuffy: It doesn't matter. What matters is that my sister likes Heero.
So lets all point and laugh at Keena.
* Everyone proceeds to laugh at Keena except for Quatre
(he's still bewildered by the fact that someone other than Dorthy likes him)*
Keena: Plaes stop laughing... It's not funny....
Everyone but Quatre: Bwauh haha!! She likes Heero!! ha ha etc.
Keena: STOP IT!!!!!!
*Everyone stops laughing*
Keena: That's much better. Now if anyone does anymore laughing at my expense
I'm going to make this a lemon with Duo....
* Duo looks rather smug*
Duo: OK I can handle that.
Chuckles: NO!! Bad Keena
Keena: *Gives Duo a death glare* With special apperances by... Dorthy's eyebrows!!
Quatre: AHHHH!!!! No.....Where's Dorthy? Keena save me!! * Quatre hides behind Keena*
Chuckles: It's okay...I'll protect you Quatre.
Keena: Get offa me! All of you behave or else I'm gonna make you pluck Dorthy's eyebrows!!!
Everyone: We'll be good.
Keena: Good. Now come on Chuckles and Tuffy. It's time to go make faces at the fishes at
the aquarium.
Duo: Can I go to?
Keena: No.
Duo: Please?
Keena: No.
Duo: PLEASE!!
Keena: No!!!
Duo & Chuckles: Please *they both are trying to weaken Keena with their puppy dog eyes*
Keena: Can't say...no... to ...cute...lil' eyes.......must.. not let them win.....
*Keena is hypnotized by their cute eyes*
Tuffy: I'll save you Keena!! *Pulls out big wooden mallet* KABONG!!
* bonks Duo & Chuckles on the head*
Keena: Arigato Tuffy. I am forever in your debt. *Bows down to Tuffy*
Tuffy: So this is what real power is like...
Quatre: Ummm.... Aren't you worried about Chuckles & Duo?
Keena: Nah....They'll be fine. We should go. Bye Quatre!!
Quatre: Bye-bye Keena!!!
* Poof! Keena and friends disapears *
Quatre: Hey Duo Wake up. Duo....wake up. I guess he got hit kinda hard. How am I gonna
take him to the post office?.....Oh I know * rings bell*
*Magnanaughts appear*
Rashim: Yes Master Quatre?
Quatre: Please carry Duo to the post office.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^at the post office^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Quatre: I just love the post office. Don't you Duo?
Duo:........ ( Duo is still unconcious....wow Tuffy hits pretty hard!)
Quatre: Oh well. As I was saying. Mail is great. Oh look heres a letter from Chuckles:
"Dear Quatre,
I love you very much. You have pretty hair and pretty eyes.
And I think you are very nice and I like your hair....and will you give me candy? and I .....
(This is going to take a while and one can only handle so much of Chuckles's mindless ramblings)
*******back at Quatre's mansion*******
Quatre: Mail call!
Wufei: What happened to Maxwell?
Quatre: We had a little run in with the authors. There was a mallet involved. We also found
out who Keena likes.
Wufei: Who?
( Look Duo has finally waken up!)
Duo: Who Who??
Quatre: Duo! You're alive!!
Wufei: We were talking about Keena.
Duo: Oh yeah! I know who she likes.
Wufei: Who?
(Wufei is getting a little too interested in Keena's love life. We'll have to bonk him later)
Duo: Keena likes....ummmm.... she likes... I forget!
Wufei: Baka! * Wufei turns around and stomps away*
Duo: Who does Keena like?
Quatre: I'm not telling you. Keena can get really scary. *starts to open mail* Look an
invitation from Relena.
Duo: Ohhhh Lemme see it.
* Quatre ignores Duo's request and reads the invitation*
Duo: Lemme see it......Please!!
Quatre: No. Don't make me get Keena back here.
Duo: I'll be good.
Wufei: Keena's here?
Duo: No Wu-man she's at the aquarium.
Wufei: Really?...{thinks "Hmmm... maybe I should start going to the aqarium}.
Duo: Umm...Wufei?,,,,,Yo Wuman!! * waves his hand infront of Wufei's eyes*
Quatre: Anyway... this is an invitation to a party at the Peacecraft mansion.
Duo: A party!! When?
Quatre: Tommorow.
Duo: Nani? No. I'm not ready. I can't go in these rags I need a new black outfit.
I need to wash my hair...
Quatre: Relax Duo. An event such as this calls for a trip.
Duo: Yeah!
Quatre: To the mall!!
Duo: Hurray!! Even better.
Duo: But how will we get there?
Quatre: I sent the Magnanauts to pick up my dry cleaning.
Duo: I know we can ask Wufei! He has a cool jeep.
Quatre: We could always take our Gundams.
Duo: They're too big and they have no room for shopping bags.
Quatre: And also because you traded yours for a sack of beans.
Duo: Hey...those were magic jelly beans.
Quatre: If you wanted jelly beans you could have told me.
***Keena appears {=^_^=}***
Keena: Did somebody say Jelly Beans?
Duo: I did!!!
Quatre: No you didn't... I did...I think.....
Keena: 1....
2....
3....
JELLY BEANS!!!!
* Jelly beans rain on everyone throughout the world*
Duo: Yeah!! Arigato Keena-sama!!
Keena: No problem. Just another day in the life of Super Keena!!!
* Keena flys out a window*
Duo: I wosh I could fly....Shimatta!
Quatre: Whats the matter Duo?
Duo: We should've asked Keena for a ride.
Quatre: Why don't we ask Wufei?
Duo: OK!!.... Wufei?
Wufei: What do you want Maxwell?
Duo: Wufei!!!
Wufei: What Maxwell?
( Duo is really excited not only because of the prospect of a trip to the mall, but
also because of all of the candy Keena just gave him this has caused him to be really
excited and is talking really fast and his speech is really extremely hard to understand)
Duo: Wufei.... drive.... mall..... new clothes....haircut......hot chicks...... and...
I got candy.. ( Wufei is getting angry)
Wufei: Dammitt Maxwell! What are you talking about?
(Quatre comes in... Maybe he can clear things up)
Quatre: Wufei we need you to drive us somewhere.
Wufei: Why can't you drive yourselves?
Quatre: Um... Well... Because.... There was a little mishap in the garage.
Duo: How was I supposed to know that cars are so hard to put together?
Quatre: And?
Duo: And that Quatre's liscense was flammable. And by the way who do you think you are?
Quatre: What?
Duo: "Oh look at me I'm so rich. I keep my cars in a 'garage'." Who calls it a garage?
Qyatre: What do you call it?
Duo A car hold.
Quatre: What?
**Tuffy appears**
Tuffy: You mean you don't call it a car hold?
Quatre: No... Should I?
* Tuffy and Duo nod yes *
Tuffy: Oh yeah That reminds me.....Oh Wuf-ie!!
Wufei: What!?!?
Tuffy: KABONG!!! * Wufei got bonked *
**Chuckles appears**
Chuckles: Come on Tuffy.... We just bought some candy and Keena is going to eat it all.
Tuffy: OH NO!! * shudders at the thought of Keena on a sugar high* We must stop her!!
***Tuffy and Chuckles disappear***
Wufei: NO!!! Take me with you!
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Tuffy: Will the G-Boys ever get to the mall? Will Trowa and Heero ever make an apperance?
Will Keena tell Heero how she really feels? Will Wufei get bonked... again?
Find out next time in Part 3 of....
Mall Madness!!!
Keena & Chuckles: Dun.... Dun.......DUN!!!!!
Tuffy: MUAH HA HA!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Keena: KO!! This has been the longly awaited part 2. I apologize in advance because Part 3
will not be availabe for a while because I'm going on vacation. Gomen asai!!!
Tuffy: Ditto. We'll try to get it posted asap, but I'm not making any promises.
Chuckles: I AM!!
Keena & Tuffy: Shut up Chuckles!!
***Tuffy pulls out his handy dandy mallet***
Tuffy: KABONG!!!!
***Chuckles is K.O.ed!!***
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Please R&R (no not railroad!!)if you have any suggestions just tell me!! Arigato to all who
have read!! {=^_^=} --- Keena U^;^U ----Tuffy //^_^\\ ---Chuckles!!!!
