Title: The Talk
Author: Rhianna Black
Rating: PG
Summary: Sirius has the father/son talk *with* Harry. *grins*
Notes: Takes place during *a* summer holiday.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. ::sobs::
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"Harry, we need to talk." Sirius said, nervously. "I know you're getting older, and will probably have a girlfriend soon..., but, you need to be careful. I know that you would *never* take advantage of a girl, though, a girl *may* try to take advantage of you."

"As you know, I do not fancy girls, but I'll tell you what I do know about them, so bear with me, okay?" He asked.

"Now, I don't know much about the vagina, except for what *your* mother told *your* Godfather and I." Sirius said, by now he was blushing deeply. "Women have three openings... the opening to the vagina, which would be the 'lips'..., the hole that they pee from..., and the hole that they er..., well you know what I mean, right?"

"Alright, about the clitoris..." Sirius said, swallowing hard. "About the clitoris..., it is very sensitive. If you plan to go down on her..., there is a *hood* covering it, teasing it can bring good results. You will know when the *time* is right to make direct *contact* with her clit."

"Am I correct in assuming that you know about protecion?" He asked. "There are a few different ways you can protect yourself and your partner..., first we have something similar to a condom, very similar in fact. It looks just like one, but when you put it on, the latex 'disolves' into the penis, this makes sliding in-and-out of her easier. The other is a birth control spell, that is followed by a Sexually Transmitted Disease charm, both of those include using a wand, as I'm sure you've guessed."

"I want you to understand something, Harry." He said. "Sex between kids... is well, sex. When you hear adults say that they *made* love, it usually means that they are *in* lover, or atleast they *think* they are. Don't get me wrong, kids can fall in love, too, Moony and I did."

"I'm not going to tell you to *not* have sex, just don't do it because others are." Sirius said. "I'm so proud of you for staying true to yourself, you truly are your father's son. Ours too."
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Sirius looked down at the picture of him and Harry from when his name was cleared last Christmas, they were so happy. This gave Sirius the courage to go talk to the *real* Harry.
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