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Ok folks, fourth chapter here, are you ready for it, huh? Well even if ya aren't, its here so too bad! You can see by how fast these chapters are coming up, that I've spent quite some time thinking of an idea for an epic, which this will end up being. As always, enjoy!
Saiyan Heritage
Lesson 1
"Uncle Vegeta?" "Stop calling me that, what do you want?" "What's a saiyan?" Vegeta's eyes widened and he stopped. He looked down at her. "Excuse me?" "You said you were the Prince of Saiyans in the car, what's a saiyan?" Vegeta was shocked. "Your father never told you what a saiyan was" "No, he didn't." "He ever speak of saiyans?" "Not really." He growled at this, "I'm gonna have a talk with him, right after I kick his sorry" He was cut off, "Uncle Vegeta! What's a saiyan?" He walked on. "Saiyan is a race, like the human race, just MUCH stronger and MUCH smarter, which is why you can talk and walk at, what humans call, a very young age."
He walked up to the bacon and threw a bunch of packs in 'I'm getting hungry, what time is it?' "So I'm a saiyan?" He dropped some biscuits in the basket. "Yes, ¼ saiyan, ¾ human" 'although you act like a full breed' he thought. "So you're the Prince of Saiyans?" "Yes, Prince of Saiyans, strongest warrior alive." Vegeta smirked…again. Not that it wasn't true, Goku was dead and Gohan just stopped training, and since well all know how much training Vegeta does, we should be able to figure out it didn't take too long to catch up to Gohan. "Well, actually since my father's dead that makes me the king and my son the prince but whatever." "How did he die" "Someone named Frieza killed him"
"I wanna know more!" Pan pouted. He put some eggs in the basket "I used to live on Planet Vegeta" "Why is it named Planet Vegeta" "Because it was named after my father, King Vegeta", He got some bread, "How come you don't live there now?" "The planet was blown up along with my whole race, except for Nappa, who's dead, Radditz, your grandfather's brother, who's dead, your grandfather, who's dead (smirk), and me." "You're a quarter-breed cause your mother is a full blooded human and your father is a half-breed. Your grandfather and I are full-breeds, obviously, my son and daughter are also half-breeds, and your Uncle is half-breed." "You're a half-breed?" "I am NOT your Uncle!" He slammed the cheese in the basket, "I mean your REAL Uncle, which you've never meet before. Your father's been cutting you off from the rest of the world." "Just go!"
"Shut up" Vegeta walked on. "Now what else, let's see" He looked at the list "Chicken, ground beef, steak" he started getting even hungrier as he stared at the list. "Don't start drooling Uncle Vegeta" "Shut up brat before I leave you here for somebody to take" Vegeta demanded. "I'm not scared of any human, well, besides my mommy…but anyway!" "Whatever, where do you find this stuff" "Down on the back wall" Vegeta turned around and started walking. He didn't show it, but he was starting to like the kid. 'She's not like Kakkarot, that's for sure' he thought as he walked up to the chicken, picking it a bunch of packs up and throwing it in the basket. "Keep talking Uncle Vegeta, I wanna know more!" Pan pouted "I'll tell you later"
He got some beef and tossed it in. Pan sighed. "So what's Miss Bulma like?" "loud, annoying, obnoxious, stubborn, talkative, ugly, a lot like you." "oh…HEY! I'm not all those things, she's like YOU if anybody" By this time, people by them were staring, especially at Pan. "What!" Vegeta yelled. They stopped looking immediately and got far from Vegeta. "Stupid humans, I suggest you stop talking so loud brat, were on a planet that thinks anything talking at your age is a genius." "oh…ok" "What else is on this list, tom…tom…" "Tomatoes" Pan giggled. He narrowed his eyes at her, "Shut up! Strawberries, apples, grapes, oranges, and blueberries " "Over there" she pointed to the left.
'I'll never be able to face my father again! Look at me, Prince of Saiyans being desperate enough to mate with a woman from the human race, the weakest and dumbest race in the universe by far, picking up brats, shopping, what else?!?' he walked on. As he passed by, the people who he yelled at last time, were moving away from wherever they where to get out of his sight. He smirked 'Humans, scared so easily'. He walked up to the apples. He was about to get some and throw them in the basket when Pan said " Your suppose to get a bag to put those in Uncle Vegeta." She pointed to the little bag on her right. Vegeta snatched the bag off, almost taking the rest with it. He starting fooling around with the bag. "How...do you…open this…stupid thing" he struggled. He finally got it open. "About time" "You could have did better?" "ummm…well I…just hurry up old man!"
He got some apples, tied the bag and put them in the basket. "Tomatoes next" he walked up to them, got a little bag, cursed it, opened it, put some tomatoes in, and put it in the basket. "Uncle Vegeta" "What?" "What else after the fruit?" "well," he looked on the list, "rice, macaroni and cheese, green beans, and paying these humans so we can get out of here." He got some blueberries. "Whose your son and daughter?" "Trunks and Bra" he got some oranges and grapes. "what's my grandpa like?" "Dead" "Uncle Vegeta!" "Fine, fine, he's like your father, nice, happy, thinks the earth is the best place ever, cheery all the time, like a bad dream, nothing like a true saiyan at all." Pan frowned at him. "My daddy isn't that bad" "Exactly which one of us knows him better, you or me?" he got some strawberries. "Shut up" "Caught in a lie I see?" "I wasn't lying!" he rolled his eyes.
"Anyway, where's the rice" "5th isle" 'good memory' he thought as the walked to the isle. "Is there anyone else I don't know about?" "well there's the hell-raiser, baldy, weakling, the old pervert, green bean, green bean Jr., triclops, clown boy, and that cat." " I guess those are the names YOU picked for them" "Everyone else knows them as Chi Chi, which is your grandmother but you probably don't remember her since she was only there when you were born, Krillin, Yamcha, Master Roshi, Piccolo, Dende, Tien, Chaotzu, and Korin." "Will I meet them when we get to your house?" "I hope not" he muttered as he turned into the 5th isle. He looked up on the sign that tell you everything in the isle. "Well, looks like everything's here" he said. He slowly walked down the isle. "Rice, rice" he said to himself. "There it is" he said grabbing it and tossing it in. "There's the green beans" Pan pointed. He put them in. 'This brat's a lot of help, come to think of it' he thought. "And the macaroni is there, and the cash register is right behind you" she said. 'good'. He got the macaroni, threw it in, and went to the line.
"All the lines are long, maybe if I blast a few people…" He said to him self. "Don't you do that!" "Why not?" "Because you'll start a bunch of trouble and I don't wanna have to be sitting in a police station waiting for someone to come bail you out!" "Fine brat, just shut up before people start staring and I have to blow them up, in fact, keep talking" he said, agitated. He went in the shortest line he could find. "This is gonna be a long day" he sighed. 10 minutes past…15…20. Finally, after waiting for 25 minutes, he was at the cash register. "Hi sir, do you have a card" "What card? Look, I don't have any stupid card, just hurry up!" "Ye…yes sir" he stuttered, grabbing things out the basket and throwing them across the scanner, trying to go as fast as he can. He got to an item that wouldn't scan. "Umm sir, this won't scan so you'll have to wait.." Vegeta narrowed his eyes at him. He put it in the bag, "Never mind sir" he hurried on. "Your total's 63.54" "What? How?" "You did get at least 10 of everything you got sir, it adds up" "whatever, here" he gave the man a credit card.
He did all that stuff you do with the card, and handed it back to Vegeta, along with the receipt. "Have a nice day sir" "Hmpf" 'Yeah right!" he thought, walking out the store.
For El Presidente, I know what you mean, the chapters are pretty short, I didn't realize it until you said so I'll see if I can make 'em longer for ya'll, thanks for the tip.
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