Snowball in Hell

By: Flying Pegasus

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters except for Pegasus, Jenny, and Sheep. If I did own them, I'd be filthy, stinking rich and I wouldn't be writing this stupid disclaimer. Oh and please, take this as a joke. Taking it seriously might cause constipation, rash on buttocks, ugliness, lack of laughter, and cancer. Well....okay....not cancer, but it does sound good in there.

Oh, in case you are wondering, the writer will be sacked for the amount of stupidity in this story.

A.N: Pegasus is a girl! Not a horse! A girl! And Pegasus is me! SO don't even start to think she's a horse because she's not! Hey! HEY! I said DON'T THINK IT! I see it! You're thinking it! Don't make me take out my numchucks!

Chapter 1 Chocolate and Coke

"We're going to Iceland! We're going to Iceland! We're going to Iceland!" Jenny shouted, jumping up and down in her seat. Pegasus and Vegeta rolled their eyes.

"Stewerdressss....could you get mes another drwwink?" Goten slurred out. The stewardress stared at him like he was insane. He was drunk after having 11 martines, which were complimentary for sitting in first class. Thank god they were sitting alone in first class on the plane. Otherwise, the people in coach would have gotten annoyed by the group's behavior and the last thing you want to deal with is an angry mob of people who sit in coach for 10 hours straight.

They were going to Iceland. Some travel agent who had escaped from an asylum gave the tickets to Sheep when he was running away from the asylum workers. Sheep, naturally being the dumbass he always is, didn't seem to notice the fact that the reason the travel agent was a sick,twisted, monkey- raping man.The psycho simply ran up to him on the street, threw him the tickets and said,

"SAVE ME FROM THE MONKEYS, OH DALI LAMA!"

Then he stripped off his clothes and ran away, naked and screaming about monkeys.

So for Christmas, they were going to Iceland. Even though they were staying at the poorest part of Iceland where people really did die of boredom.

Pegasus was sitting next to Goten,who was screaming and ranting in a wasted state. Vegeta was put next to Jenny, who was usually stoned. They sat across from Pegasus and Goten. 18 was next to Goku, who had shit for brains. Everytime Goku said something stupid, 18 would smack him upside the head, which was usually every 8 minutes. Across from them was Trunks and Sheep, a talking sheep that was usually coked out of his mind to say anything with logic in it. Trunks was listening to his headphones, cranked all the way up on the volume to block out Sheep's annoying voice.

Jenny kepy jumping up and down on her seat, babbling about some random thing.

"Jenny! Will you chill out?!" Pegasus yelled, agitated. "Wait a second....did you just eat anything?"

Jenny nodded with a big grin on her face.

"Oh no.....what was it?" Pegasus asked nervously.

"A Hershey bar and a 2-liter bottle of Coca-cola!' She said, happily, bouncing up and down on her seat.

Vegeta's eyes widened.

"You had a bar of chocolate and a 2-liter bottle of soda?!?! Mule, why didn't you stop her?!" He growled.

"My name is PEGASUS! NOT MULE! And I didn't see her have it! Why are you yelling at me?! I wasn't with her at the food court in the airport! Goku was!" Pegasus retorted angerly.

They both looked at Goku. He looked at they with a goofy grin.

"What's up guys?"

"I'll tell you what's up, imbisial, you let Jenny have a chocolate bar and a 2-liter bottle of coke! Now she's all hyper and it's all your fault!" Pegasus scolded, pointing an accusing finger at Goku.

"Oops! My bad!" Goku said, embarrassed. 18 smacked him in the back of the head then mumbled something about how much of dumbass he was. Goku yelped and rubbed his aching head. Just then the captain's voice came on the intercom.

"This is your captain speaking. We would like to remind you that there is no smoking in the lavatories or in the cabins. Thank you!"

"Bummer." Jenny said, disappointed. "I guess I'll just go smoke in the bathroom!"

She jumped up and raced to the bathroom.

"She's gonna get in trouble!" Goten said in a sing-song voice. "And where's my damn drwink?!"

"Somebody's gotta stop her or else, we're in trouble!" Trunks said to the others

There was a long pause and everyone was silent and stared at Trunks. Noone showed any care or concern. Then Trunks said, "Awww, who gives a shit. Let the little friggin idiot get caught." Everyone nodded and agreed and went back to what they were doing .