Snowball In Hell

by: Flying Pegasus





Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters except for Pegasus, Jenny, and Sheep. If I did own them, I'd be filthy, stinking rich and I wouldn't be writing this stupid disclaimer. Oh and please, take this as a joke. Taking it seriously might cause constipation, rash on buttocks, ugliness, lack of laughter, and cancer. Well....okay....not cancer, but it does sound good in there.

Oh, in case you are wondering, the writer will be sacked for the amount of stupidity in this story.

A.N: When I said that Goku was going to get chased by penguins I didn't mean right away in the first chapter! And please guys, Review for the love of Kami! I live on reviews and I need them to encourage me. Btw, all of the DBZ characters are out of character.



Chapter 2 Trouble in the Bathroom

Jenny tapped her foot impatiently waiting outside the bathroom door. She growled and pounded her fist hard on the door.

"Come on already! Did you fall in or something! There are people who would also like to use the bathroom before the next MILLENIUM!" she yelled, pissed off. The people in the first 3 rows stared at her in bewilderment. A little old lady sitting near the bathroom spoke up.

"Um...miss? There's noone in there. It's open. It says vaciant on the door. Vaciant means it's open, deary."

Jenny looked at the old lady with a shocked look on her face as she slowly started to relieze her mistake.

She blushed a crimson red and shouted back at the old lady.

"I knew that!"

The old lady was shocked by Jenny's outburst. She was about to say something to her but Jenny was already in the bathroom before she could say it.

Jenny locked the door and looked up at a sign on the door. It read:

WARNING! TOLIET BOWL WATER IS HIGHLY FLAMMABLE!

"What the fuck does flammable mean?! Oh well, time for a good hit!" Jenny said apathetically.

Sheep was snorting a bunch of coke. No, not the soda. The drug, the kind sheep snort. He watched at Goten arguing with the stewardress, laughing hysterically.

"I want another drink goddamnit!" Goten shouted drunkenly.

"I'm sorry sir, but 12 is the maxium limit of alcahol in your blood. 1 more and you'll most likely die." The stewardress said calmly but forcefully.

"I DON'T CARE! I WANT ANOTHER FREAKIN' MARTINE!"

Goten screamed. He grabbed the stewardress by the neck and started strangling her.

"Ahh! Help me! Rape! Assualt!" The poor woman cried.

Pegasus got up, sick of listening to the fight and smacked Goten in the back of the head. Goten didn't flinch. She drew out a huge mallet (like the big ones in the cartoons) and smashed it down ontop of Goten's head. Goten yelped and dropped the woman. He giggled and fell to the floor unconscious. Pegasus picked up Goten by the shirt collar and threw him back into his seat. He was still unconscious. Pegasus sat down with a victorious grin on her face.

As the woman was getting back up, Sheep leaned over and said,

"Hey hot sexy mamma, wanna rock the plane? You got it goin' on." He slapped her butt. Horrifyed, she slapped Sheep in the face .

"Pevert! Stay the hell away from me!" She shouted, flushed angerly. She ran back towards the cockpit, furious.

Vegeta chuckled evily at Goten who looked like crap.

"Now shitface really has a shitty face. Nice job, pony or whatever the hell your name is." Vegeta said, mockingly.

"Pegasus! My name is Pegasus, Vegetable head!" Pegasus snapped.

"Yeah whatever, Medusa...just shut up." Vegeta said casually and annoyed.

Just then the plane shook violently. Pegasus looked out the window.

"Great.... we're stuck in a fuckin' storm!" She said annoyed.

Jenny was searching for a joint in her purse. She spotted one and was about to pull it, but the plane shifted sharply to one side. Jenny was thrown into a wall on her back. Her head slammed back into the wall violently. She gripped her head in pain with one hand. The other in her purse.

"Shit! That hurt! Nice driving, Asshole! This pilot sucks!"

Jenny said, agravated. She pulled out a tampon and stuck it in her mouth, thinking it was a joint. The tampon started burning as she lit it with her cigerette lighter. Smoke started to fill the tiny bathroom. She tried to a puff from the tampon a few times, but nothing happened.

"What the hell.....?!" She took the tampon out of her mouth and looked at it. She shrieked in horror when she realized her mistake.

"Shit! This isn't a joint! It's a friggin tampon!" She shouted. Smoke filled the room, making it hard to breathe or see. The tampon was burning out of control. The plane shifted again and threw Jenny against a wall. Jenny started hacking from the smoke and freaked out.

"I can't see! (cough cough) I've got to put this bitch out!" She wheezed.

Jenny wobblely headed to the toliet. She threw the flamming tampon down the toliet and pushed the handle to flush it. The tampon swirled around, still burning and stopped at the hole, clogging up the toliet.

"Oh no! Fuck! It's stuck!" Jenny panicked. The toliet rumbled and shaked violently. She unlocked the door and stumbled out.

"It's gonna blow!" She shouted loudly. She screamed in fear and ran down the aisles, waving and flapping her arms in a state of panic. There was loud rumble coming from the bathroom. All of the passangers turned and looked back, frozen in fear and suspense...............