BAH! HUMBUG!

by: Flying Pegasus

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters except for Pegasus, Jenny, and Sheep. If I did own them, I'd be filthy, stinking rich and I wouldn't be writing this stupid disclaimer. Oh and please, take this as a joke. Taking it seriously might cause constipation, rash on buttocks, ugliness, lack of laughter, and cancer. Well....okay....not cancer, but it does sound good in there.

Oh, in case you are wondering, the writer will be sacked for the amount of stupidity in this story.

A.N: I just realized I forgot to describe Pegasus and Jenny! Sheep doesn't really need to be described because he looks like.....well....a sheep really. heh heh! But Pegasus who is me in case you didn't know, looks like me. Which means she has blonde hair that goes a little bit past her shoulders, pretty blue eyes (bats lashes hehehehe), and fair skin. She's about 5'6 and is skinny. She's so cute! (I know I'm full of myself, but who cares!) Jenny is a little bit darker than Pegasus. She has brown hair that goes slightly past her chin and also has pretty green eyes. She is 5'4 and is skinny. There! Now you know what they look like! I hope you guys have a merry merry x-mas! And please give me a great gift and REVIEW!!!!!!!





Chapter 3 BOOOOM! CRASH!!!!

Pegasus stared intensely at the chess board. She concentrated all of her attention to the game, hoping not to get check mated by Vegeta. The others were sleeping. Vegeta sat across from her with a big smirk on his face. Pegasus carefully picked up her bishop and moved it so it was diagonal from his knight. Vegeta laughed and moved his knight and took Pegasus's bishop. Then he said victoriously,

"Check mate."

Pegasus seethed with anger. Her blue eyes glistened with a burning fire in them, full of fury.

"Damn you!" She stood up and knocked the board off the table in frustration. Vegeta laughed.

"Sucks for you, unicorn."

"MY NAME IS PEGAS-"

She was cut off by Jenny's screaming. Jenny ran through the curtains ,that seperated first class from coach, in a panicked frienzy. She ran into Pegasus and jumped ontop of her. 18 and Trunks woke up immediately by Jenny's screaming. Pegasus fell backwards on the floor with an insane Jenny ontop.

"Pegasus! Pegasus! Help me!" Jenny babbled in a scared state "The toliet is-! And I just-! And now the-! And we're all gonna-!"

"JENNY! JENNY! JENNY! CHILL OUT!" Pegasus shouted, pushing Jenny off her now crushed rib cage. Jenny was talking in a bunch of gibberish while jumping up and down. When Pegasus was done dusting herself off, she turned to Jenny and said,

"Okay, now what were you trying to tell me?"

"Well, I went to the bathroom to get high...b..b..but I was distracted by the bumping around and stuff..and I accidentally started smoking..a....a...." Jenny stuttered

"A what?" Pegasus demanded.

"A....a...a...tampon......" Jenny said, embarrassed.

Pegasus fell back anime style, exasperated. Vegeta bursted out laughing his ass off. He was laughing so hard that he fell on his back. Tears streamed down his eyes as he roared with laughter.

"A..a....t..TAMPON!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! THAT'S HILARIOUS!"

"SHUT UP VEGETA!!!" Jenny screeched angerly. "It's not funny!"

Vegeta kept on laughing anyway. 18 growled and shook her head annoyed.

"Way to go Baka! So what happened next?" She snapped.

"Well.....then I....I freaked out and threw down the toliet hoping to put it out...." Jenny said, slowly.

"YOU THREW IT DOWN THE TOLIET TO PUT IT OUT?!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Vegeta yelled, laughing harder. Agravated by his annoying laugh, 18 kicked him as he rolled around on the floor, hysterical.

"Ignore Father. What happened next?" Trunks said.

Jenny took a deep breath and started again.

"Well the tampon clogged up the toliet and then the toliet started shaking and I think it's going to-"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A huge explosion erupted from the bathroom, cutting Jenny's sentence off. Pieces of plaster and sparks and fire flew everywhere. The metal door came flying towards Jenny, Pegasus and 18. They ducked down and watched the heavy door crash into the cockpit. Vegeta had stopped laughing as soon as the explosion went of and was now on his feet with a very serious look on his face. A burnt tampon landed at Jenny and Pegasus' feet.

It still on fire and releasing smoke.

"-explode....." Jenny finished in a frightened and panicked voice.

There were screams of terror and panic coming from the coach cabin. Smoke was everywhere. Everyone started coughing and hacking from the smoke. Fire was everywhere. Goku coughed and opening his eyes, looked around.

"What's going on?!"

Just then the plane started swaying from side to side. Sheep woke up after his head was slammed against the hard glass window.

"Shit! That hurt! What the fuck-?!" He looked around. "What the HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!"

The captain came on the intercom.

"Ladies and Gentleman...may I have your attention please? I would just like to say tell all of you aboard that the toliet in the bathroom just exploded."

"NO FUCKIN' SHIT!" Everyone on the plane shouted annoyed.

"But I just want to clear something up with you folks.On behalf of Shitty Pilots Airlines,we would like to say that.....WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!! OH SHIT! WE'RE GOING TO CRASH! JESUS HORSE - FUCKING CHRIST!!!! GOD HELP US ALL!" The captain screamed hysterically.

The plane started swaying even more and was picking up speed as it was heading for the ground.

"We've got to get out of here!" Goku said, trying to be heroic.

"Holy shit! You just figured that out?!" Vegeta screamed angerly as he fumbled to get the door open. He pushed the lever and the door flew out into the air.

"COME ON! WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!!" He bellowed over the howl of the wind. Goku shoved him to the side and shouted,

"Out of my way! I'm getting the hell out of here! Moooooooommmmmmyyyyyyyyyy!!" He jumped out of the plane.

He fell helplessly a few yards. Then he caught himself and started to fly down at an incredible rate of speed.

Trunks jumped next.Vegeta turned to Jenny and hollared,

"THE DUMB FUCK GOES NEXT!!!!"

Jenny shouted. "I don't know how to fly!"

Vegeta growled and pointed at Sheep.

"You go now!"

"I can't fly either, vegetable shits!" Sheep shouted, pissed.

Vegeta grabbed him by the neck and threw him to 18. He shouted to take Sheep with her.

"Are you crazy?! I'm not taking this douchebag!" She protested.

"It's too late! Just move it, Robot! Or I'll shove you out with my foot up your mechanical ass!" Vegeta shouted.

Bracing himself, Sheep clinged to 18's chest, mostly to her boobs since he is a pervert. 18 jumped out and flew down with Sheep screaming like a girl the whole way down.

Goten went next with Jenny clinging to him. Goten was still very much drunk, causing him to fly in a very sloppy pattern. There were explosions coming from the back of the plane. Pegasus jumped out and flew towards the ground with Vegeta right behind her.

They all slammed into the snow below. The plane with it's tail on fire, shot down with the nose first. There were screams of terror could easily be heard coming from all of the people in the plane. The plane crashed into a huge, snow-covered mountains. Imagine that............all because Jenny acted like a huge fuckin' dumbass and she had to throw that one little tampon down that toliet...................Jesus Goat-fucking- horse Christ........that sucks for Jenny!