BAH!HUMBUG!

by: Flying Pegasus

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters except for Pegasus, Jenny, and Sheep. If I did own them, I'd be filthy, stinking rich and I wouldn't be writing this stupid disclaimer. Oh and please, take this as a joke. Taking it seriously might cause constipation, rash on buttocks, ugliness, lack of laughter, and cancer. Well....okay....not cancer, but it does sound good in there.

Oh, in case you are wondering, the writer will be sacked for the amount of stupidity in this story.

A.N: I hope you guys had a merry X-mas! I sure did! We got an X-box! ::does a victory dance:: Anyways, I've decided to make this more a winter fic instead of a x-mas one. I started writing too late and it's seems kinda stupid now that x-mas is over. So I figured that I should just let you all know that. AND PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY R-E-V-I-E-W!!!! I NEED REVIEWS! I CRAVE FOR REVIEWS! REVIEWS ARE WHAT KEEP ME GOING! By the way, to the person who had asked, "Where are the penguins?", they are now here! That's right! In THIS chapter the penguins will chase Goku! Just as I promised!

So without further ado....I bring you........



Chapter 4 Implements of destruction

Pegasus stirred as she felt something cold and wet below her. She opened her eyes and saw......snow. She was face down in snow. She had been knocked out when she landed since she had landed really badly. She raised her head and looked around. It was night time. Snow was falling heavy from the sky and it looked like a blizzard was on the way. The others were unconscious too. They all really did suck at flying.

Pegasus sniffed the air. She smelt something foul. She looked down and saw yellow snow with an imprint of her face on it.

"Great! I landed face down in snow with piss on it!" she said,disgusted.

She got up and started brushing off the snow on her. She shivered and zipped up her navy blue Adias jacket. Vegeta was waking up on his own as was Trunks, Goku and Jenny.

"Whoa! What happened? Where are we?" Jenny asked with a stupid look on her face.

"Why couldn't you just have DIED on the way down and save us the torment of your presence?!" Vegeta growled at Jenny angered that she was still alive.

"Because I know you love me, Veggie!" She said, not realizing that Vegeta had just insulted her.

"I HATE YOU BAKA! YOU'RE ANNOYING AND A FLAMMING RETARD WITH A CURSE THAT GETS YOU INTO TROUBLE ALL THE TIME!" Vegeta shouted at her. He stomped off, agitated, to a rock and sat down on it with a scowl on his face.

Pegasus walked over to Goten. She knelt down and shook roughly by the shoulders. She called his name several times and when he didn't respond, she picked him up by his shirt collar and slapped him in the face. He woke up right away and said in a semi-drunk state,

"Ow, baby.....Not so rough....Daddy don't want such hard play..."

Pegasus growled and shoved him back down into the snow. 18 woke up with an unconscious Sheep on top of her. Sheep had one hand (or hoof rather) on one of her boobs.

"Sooo soft and squishy........."

18 was disguisted and threw Sheep off of her. Sheep rolled around the snow and woke up. He stood up and looked around.

"Damn, where are we?"

"I'm not too sure." Pegasus said "18, do you have any data that could help us?"

18 nodded. "Yes we are at the North Pole. Barely anybody lives here, or at least not within a 200 mile radius from where we are."

Everyone's jaw minus 18's dropped open. They couldn't believe it. The North Pole! Of all the places in the world they wished they weren't at, it was the North Pole....and Afghanistan since it sucks to live there.

"Why don't we just fly out of here?" Trunks sugguested.

"It would be too hard to fly with snow everywhere, we probably would get lost and we probably wouldn't be able see either." 18 said, staring up at the dizzying night sky. Everyone looked up and realiezed that 18 was right. Trunks looked around.

"Hey, where's Goku?" He asked. "He's missing."

"Yeah you're right! Where is Goku?" Pegasus said, looking around.

"THERE! OVER THERE!" Jenny shrieked, hopping up and down. Vegeta winced and covered his now bleeding ears from Jenny's shriek. Jenny pointed over to a snow covered trench. Goku was there playing with a bunch of....penguins? Yep. Penguins. About 30 of them. He patted one on the head and laughed like a little 4 year old girl. Some of the penguins were getting high with Sheep, who had disappeared a while ago.The others couldn't help but stand and watch with confused looks on their faces. The penguins were having fun toying around with the overgrown retarded monkey infront of them.

At least they were, until Goku kicked one in the ass on purpose. The little penguin was in his way so he kicked it to move it. The penguins got really pissed off. One of the penguins honked at the other penguins. They all put their hands behind their backs.

"What are those little shits doin'? Whacking off?" Goten said staring at the penguins.

Just then, all of the penguins whipped out hockey sticks, numchucks,bats, machetes and all other implements of destruction. The penguins leader made a loud honk and they all charged at Goku, with their hockey sticks, numchucks, bats, machetes and all other implements of destruction drawn and held high in the air. Goku screamed like a woman and started running away from the angry penguin mob. This happened for a while until finally, they all somehow managed to catch up to Goku and proceeded to beat the shit out of him with their hockey sticks, numchucks, bats, machetes and all other implements of destruction. When they were done, they put away their hockey sticks, numchucks, bats, machetes, and all other implements of destruction and left a bloody beaten Goku out in the snow to catch frostbite and die a painful death.

When it was over, the others ran over to Goku to help him up.

"What should we do now?" Goten asked.

"We'll stay in that cave over there!" Vegeta said and pointed to a cave just a few yards away. A few people dragged Goku over to the cave. Jenny peered into the cave and heard a soft growl. She assumed it was her stomach and walked into the cold ,dark cave....... CLIFFHANGER ALERT!