To Eat or Not to Eat?

Chapter Two

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Chichi looked like she was going to kill me! Where am I suppose to hide! Goku frantically thought.

"Ah! Found the perfect place! Good thing Chichi can't fly or else I'd be dead meat," Goku said to himself while wiping away the sweat away from his forehead.

He flew down to a lush, fertile green area. Although he was still on Bulma's property, he was now miles away from were they were.

Now what do I do? I know! I'll just grab a bite to eat! That always takes my problems away. Goku smiled to himself but that look quickly disappeared. Wait! I CAN'T eat! Stupid Vegeta and his stupid bet! I'll show him I can survive without eating! I'll just sleep. Yeah I'll just sleep through this bet! Vegeta didn't say I couldn't. Boy I'm getting smarter everyday!

Goku smiled at his plan and quickly laid down on the emerald colored grass. A few seconds later he was loudly snoring.

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"Hey Trunks I found a place where we can play. Come over here!" Goten excitedly yelled to his companion.

"Okay!" Trunks then flew over where his friend was standing.

Ironically Goten had chosen the same place where Goku was sleeping.

"Hey isn't that your da--" before Trunks could finish his sentence, Goten had covered his small mouth with his hand.

"Be quiet Trunks. I think he's trying to say something," Goten whispered and they both listened intently.

Suddenly Vegeta flew down to where Goku was, not noticing the two kids standing a few yards away.

So Kakarot thinks he can sleep through this bet. Ha! He's going to go through hell before he gets any beauty sleep. He smirked at that thought.

"Ah! Now my dad is here! Let's hide," Trunks whispered so that only Goten could be able to hear.

Goten nodded in response and the two boys tiptoed across toward the large leafy bushes while praying to Kami that Vegeta would not notice. They were terrified of him.

If dad sees me then he'll give me the beating of my life! Trunks thought.

Each minute he was growing more nervous thinking about that, but fortunately their prayers had been answered. Vegeta was too consumed in his thoughts to notice the two brats. They hid while frantically trying to suppress their ki.

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"No! I can't eat!" Goku mumbled out loud while still in his slumber, "You can't win this bet! I won't let you, but...these meals are so yummy..."

Bet!? What was dad talking about. Usually he never talked in his sleep unless something really was bugging him. Goten silently thought.

Before they arrived, Goku was having his usual dream. He was sitting down on a large, comfortable, cherry-colored chair and was wearing a shirt that read 'I Love to Eat' in big, black, bold lettering. All types of mouth watering cuisines were lined up on a table that did not seem to have an end.

"What would you like to eat Sire?" A chubby butler asked.

"Everything please!" Goku joyfully replied. He was drooling all over the table.

Seconds later Goku's face was covered in a thick white cream from a pie that someone had thrown at him.

Mmmm..yummy! he thought while licking it of his face so he could see.

"Eat that you PIG!" a voice full of sheer anger chirped.

Goku spun around and saw Chichi; behind her was everyone else..Yaumcha, Bulma, Puar, Gohan, Trunks.....

What's going on? This isn't how my dream goes. They're not suppose to be here Goku questioned himself.

Without warning everyone began throwing food at him. Tomatoes, Pizza, and all of Goku's favorite meals now were showcased on his clothes.

Ahhhh! I need to get out of here! He raced off while still looking back at the crazy mob following him.

"Ouch!" Goku bellowed. He had bumped into something hard, real hard. It turned out to be a short man. Goku squinted a little and saw that the shadowy figure was actually...VEGETA!

"Vegeta what are YOU doing in my dream!?" Goku was startled to death.

Vegeta evilly grinned and replied "You're going to lose this bet baka!"

He suddenly felt something hitting him.

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What the hell is that idiot dreaming about!? I hope its a nightmare. Well whatever it is I'm going to wake him up. Vegeta maliciously thought.

*POW* Vegeta punched his stomach. Still not up huh? Stubborn jerk! He was about to punch Goku again but his large fists slammed into the bare ground.

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What the!? Something was about to hit him. He quickly got out of the way. Oh great! I wake up and see him, this day could not get any more worse. Goku thought.

"What were you trying to do!? Kill me while I slept!?" Goku was outraged.

"Hmph. So you finally decided to wake up baka. You were mumbling some crap in your sleep about the bet. Glad you still remembered it," Vegeta stopped and stared at Goku in the eye, "I wouldn't kill you in your sleep."

At least not yet. I'll do that another day. He smirked.

"Well..what do you want Vegeta!?" Goku yelled.

Without replying, Vegeta pulled out the capsule he had previously put under his cerulean Saiya-jin armor and pressed the button.

*POOF* When the smoke cleared, the burgers Chichi had packed came out. Still fresh and warm. The appetizing scent could be smelled miles away.

"Getting cranky Kakarot? Your devil mate packed some food. Come and join me. I can't possibly finish all of these," he sarcastically stated, "Wait! I forgot..you CAN'T eat! Aww, too bad. More for me." He was now smiling cruelly.

Man, can he be any more of a jerk! I can't let him get to me.

Vegeta picked up a burger. It was large and juicy. Goku's stomach growled. He's drooling already and I haven't even started torturing him. How pathetic can he be?

"Can't you eat somewhere else Vegeta!? At least not eat in front of my face!" Goku screamed.

"Oh I'm sorry Kakarot, am I eating in front of you?" total sarcasm filled his voice. He moved and sat next to him. Now facing his side.

"I can STILL see you!" Goku yelled. He was getting angrier by the moment.

"Stare all you want 3rd class Baka! I'm not moving!" retorted Vegeta.

He then took a small bite then a larger one out of the burger. Goku could only stare at him mesmerized. Vegeta then slowly licked his lips and began to moan in pleasure. He repeated this till there was only one burger left.

"Mmmm... Kakarot, your stupid mate can actually cook," he smirked and continued, "Oh look! There's only one left!"

He picked it up and purposely dropped it on the floor. Goku's eyes widen in shock.

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"Your dad is acting strange. He's making me hungry," Goten observed.

"Yeah I know. So is your dad. What bet are they talking about?" Trunks whispered, "and why won't Goku eat?"

Goten shrugged and replied "We have to tell our moms about this when we go home."

Trunks nodded in agreement and watched.

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"Hey you just wasted that burger! It could've been eaten Vegeta!" Goku scolded. If there was one thing he hated it was when people spoiled food.

"If you care so much then why don't you eat it yourself? Don't you remember your three second rule? It's still good," Vegeta replied.

The three second rule! How could I forget that! Goku immediately rushed down and picked up the burger and was about to shove it in his mouth but stopped. The bet. How could I forget about that!?

Then he snapped. "I'm going CRAZY! Everything I see reminds me of FOOD! AAHH! I can't take it!" The words exploded out of his mouth; he then stared at the shocked Vegeta.

Man! His hair sure does look like a giant radish right now. Mmmm...I like radishes. They're so tasty. Goku began to drool for the thousandth time that day. I have to EAT it no matter what!

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He finally admitted that he's crazy. Took him long enough to realize that! Vegeta smirked but then began to scowl.

What the hell is he staring at? He's drooling like a idiot again. He snorted in disgust.

"Radish man!!!!!!!!" Goku yelled and lunged toward the Saiya-jin prince.

Huh!? Vegeta did not have enough time to react. Goku had jumped on him, knocking both of them down. Goku was attempting to chew on Vegeta's 'radish' hair while the prince kicked him off. Goku flew back a few yards.

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Kuso! That asshole caught me off guard! Vegeta checked his hair. Why the hell was he trying to eat my hair. He knows that a Saiya-jinn's hair is practically indestructible.

Goku was puzzled and hollered ,"Hey Radish man! You look like a radish, smell like a radish but you sure don't taste like one!"

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"Wow! You're dad has flipped Goten!" Trunks whispered.

"Yeah I know, but it's all your stupid father's fault for making up this bet," Goten replied.

"My dad is NOT a baka! He may be crazy but he is not stupid," Trunks protested.

"Fine..whatever. Just keep it down," Goten answered. He was feeling kind of annoyed and did not feel like arguing.

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Radish man!? What kind of crap is that!? Hmph. Kakarot seems to have forgotten who I am.. I'll just remind him with a beating.. Vegeta snickered at that thought. I can't ki blast the baka, he'd be knocked out and that would be no fun but I'll leave some black and blue souvenirs on his body as a reminder.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Okay, I know this chapter wasn't really good but oh well... at least I tried right? Well I like to thank everyone who reviewed the last chapter. Thank you all so much for your feedback! It's good to know that there's nice people out there ^_^ If you could, please review this chapter. Thanks again!

-Angel of Anime-