To Eat or Not to Eat?
Chapter Six
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The cell was dark, small, and dirty. The Saiya-jin prince was sitting on a long, hard, metal bench mediating. His tanned face was plastered in a permanent frown, his eyes shut, blocking out all light, while his eyebrows were furrowed.
How the HELL did I get myself into this!? Kuso! I am the mighty Lord Vegeta! I DESERVE much better treatment! His mind was now completely consumed in what had just took place a few moments ago.
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"Shit! Those police officers are after us! It's ALL your fault Kakarot you baka! YOU told me to go faster!" Vegeta screamed while still driving at tremendous speeds.
"Gosh! I was just playing around. I didn't really think that you would actually listen to me Vegeta," Goku nervously stated while placing his hand behind his back.
"Well I did BAKA! Now we have fifty of those idiots after us!" the prince growled, "Every time I'm with you something bad ALWAYS happens. You're bad luck! What am I suppose to do now!?"
The taller Saiya-jin just gazed at him and sheepishly replied, "We could just let them arrest us I guess. It IS the right thing to do and besides no one will get hurt."
Vegeta gawked at Goku in total disbelief, "What the HELL Kakarot!? I could see why you NEED to be locked up in one of their mental asylums, you must be taking some sort of drugs if you actually think I would give up that easily! The Prince of all Saiya-jins NEVER backs down from a challenge! The ONLY way they will get me is if I LET them and it will be a cold day in HELL before that happens!"
"You are all under arrest, please step out of the car immediately!" one of the officers screamed through his megaphone from his car.
Goku sulked back in his seat and began to think He's become a lunatic! I have to stop him! But how!? then an idea struck him.
The prince was hunched over the seat, too consumed in his own thoughts to know what the other Saiya-jin was plotting against him. Shimatta! If I didn't have to live in this cursed planet, I would have killed all of those pigs!
Without any warning, Goku dived toward Vegeta's direction; grasping on to the steering wheel and moving it towards him, causing the car to spin violently around in circles.
"WHAT THE HELL!" the Saiya-jin Prince tried to gain control of the situation, but was too late.
*BOOM* The vehicle had crashed right into a metal poll, making it now impossible for it to be driven ever again,
Where is that asshole now!? Baka! Caught me off guard and wrecked the damn car! He is going to get exactly what he deserves now! Vegeta brutally pondered while getting up from the scrapes of metal.
Unknown to the prince was that Goku was right behind him, he had suppressed his ki so it was extremely hard to sense. I'm really sorry about this Vegeta...but this is for your own good old buddy!
Hmm...where is that energy coming from? Vegeta glanced behind him but could only gasp in shock as he witnessed a giant blast approaching him at an immense speed; striking his body lifeless. Suddenly, everything went black.
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Vegeta's eyes darted open when he heard the door squeak open.
"Hey Vegeta! Glad you finally came back to reality!"
Oh great, If being in jail wasn't bad enough, that bakayarou has to be my cell mate! "What happened Kakarot!? HOW did I end up in a filthy place like this? A Saiya-jin prince does not deserve this kind of treatment!" he spat out in disgust.
"Well after I blasted you, you were unconscious, the police came and took us here," Goku began to grow nervous.
"Hmph. For your information I ALLOWED you to hit me with that ki blast! You know I could have EASILY blocked it if I wanted too!" his anger was rising steadily.
"Uh...I know that," Goku placed his hand behind his head again Boy, he's really mad about this. I better change the subject then, "Hey Vegeta, look at the cool smiley face sticker I found!"
Vegeta glanced up to look at it for a moment then spoke, "Baka! I DON'T care! How old are you mentally Kakarot? Four years old! Even my brat acts more grown-up than you!"
"Last time I checked I was.." he began to count on his fingers but stopped, "Oh shut up Vegeta! You are just jealous that I also got a candy bar too and you DIDN'T!"
"Hmph. So you have some candy huh?" The prince grabbed at great speed and gulped it down in one bite, "Thanks Kakarot, I was getting hungry," he said while licking his lips.
Goku's eyes widened immediately, "VEGETA! That was MINE!"
"It's not yours anymore," he cruelly replied while rubbing his hard stomach, "It's in my belly now. You should be thanking me too, I saved you from temptation. You were about to eat it."
"HUH!? I wasn't going to eat it! I was going to save it till tomorrow!" the taller Saiya-jin screamed.
Vegeta fell of the bench from laughing so hard "Ha! You actually SAVING food rather than devouring it! I thought I would never see the day when that happened!"
Why is he laughing so hard? "What's so funny about that? I was going to keep it BUT you ate it before I could! That man only gave me one!"
The prince raised an eyebrow, "What man? WHO gave you this!?"
"This really nice officer person! He wanted to know my home telephone number but I couldn't remember it so I gave him your house number at Capsule Corp. In return he gave me that chocolate bar that you ATE! At least I still have the sticker though."
"WHAT!? You imbecile! Do you know what you just did!?"
Goku began to scratch his head, "Um...I dunno. What did I do?"
Vegeta was fuming, "YOU MORON! That man tried to bribe you and you let him! He probably called my mate and told her to come get us!"
The Saiya-jin in the orange gi looked confused, "Don't we want her to get us out of here?"
"No dumbass! We don't! Kuso! She is probably going to blame this ALL on me! I know that woman," he punched the wall in frustration; easily breaking it, "I'm leaving this hell hole before she comes to yell at me!"
"Wait Vegeta, I'm coming too! I bet Bulma is going to bring Chichi along with her. She is going to beat me senseless if she finds me here!" Goku nervously spat out.
Vegeta smirked, "So you're scared of your own mate Kakarot? Fine, I'll let you come with me. But first I have to think a way to get past all of those guards without using my powers."
Suddenly an idea struck Goku, "Hey Vegeta!"
"Be quiet! I'm trying to think!"
"But Vegeta!" he protested.
"Don't do this again Kakarot! Haven't you learned anything from that punch I delivered to your jaw in the car?" his voice was getting dangerously low.
"But I have this great idea! I can teleport us out of here! No one will see it happen!"
Vegeta sat there in silence, thinking about his options I don't have any other choice...ah what the hell! If he screws up again I'll kick his ass! Satisfied with his mental decision, he stood up and spoke, "Since there isn't much time left, I'll give you the honor to transport me, the Great One, to Eastern Satan City."
Does he ever leave his pride alone? I guess not. Well here goes nothing!
With his left hand, he formed just two fingers and placed those on his large forehead. He laid his other palm on the prince's broad shoulder.
East Satan City! All I have to concentrate and we'll be there in a matter seconds.
The two Saiya-jins vanished into thin air. Now all there remained in the cell was thick silence.
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As soon as they reached Police Headquarters, Chichi made a mad dash towards the front desk. A middle aged brown haired man was sitting behind it.
"Hey YOU take me to my husband!" she screamed.
The male looked at her strangely, "Excuse me lady, but you will have to have a seat and fill out a few papers before we can allow you to visit criminals."
Bulma raced inside and stood beside her best friend. Goten and Trunks trailed behind her, admiring the place.
So this is what a jail looks like? Cool! The lavender haired boy happily thought.
HOW DARE HE CALL MY HUSBAND A 'CRIMINAL'!? Chichi was enraged; grabbing the man's blue collar and shaking him violently, she began to speak again, "Listen you! I'll only repeat this one more time! TAKE ME TO MY GOKU NOW DAMNIT!"
"Yeah! Beat him up mom!" Goten yelled ecstatically.
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" Trunks repeated over and over while pounding his fists on the desk. Wow! This day could not get any better!
Oh Kami! She is going to kill that man! I better do something quick or else...Bulma thought apprehensively.
"WELL? TAKE ME!" the black haired female screamed, tightening her grip. Everyone began to stare at the chaotic scene that was unfolding.
"Chichi, I think you should let him go so he could at least breath," Bulma stated nervously. I have NEVER seen her this mad before!
Without a word, she dropped the man to the floor; he gasped for air, chocking at the same time.
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Knowing what was best for him, he got up and grabbed the keys that opened the rooms.
"Right this way please.." he said weakly.
The four of them pursued the weary officer to a cell.
"Here should be the place where Son Goku and Vegeta are." The man opened the door to let them inside and quickly raced off fearing that the woman would hit him again.
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"I didn't know your mom could do that Goten! She can be pretty cool sometimes," Trunks whispered to his companion.
"Yeah...sometimes," the other Saiya-jin replied.
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"Goku! Get out here now!" Chichi bellowed as she walked in.
Bulma flipped on the light switch, and gasped. Nothing but a candy wrapper and a smashed wall remained. I should have known they would escape!
"Where are they! They left us AGAIN! I bet that monkey man made Goku do this!" she bawled.
"AWESOME! Now they're fugitives running away from the law!" Trunks wildly grinned but abruptly stopped when his mom shot him a hard stare.
"Don't jump to conclusions Chi. I think I know where they went. I once took Vegeta to this place once before Trunks was born. I bet they went there," Bulma calmly replied.
Chichi glanced at her, "You mean you and that jerk actually went on a date!?"
The other female sighed, "No time to explain! Let's go! It's going to take a while for us to get there!"
They rushed out of the place at inhuman speed after Bulma had paid for the damage the two Saiya-jin had did.
I can't believe they wrecked the car! Oh well.. She thought as they pulled out of the parking lot.
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The duo arrived at East Satan City in a matter of milliseconds.
"You have to teach me how you do that Kakarot!" the prince stated.
"Sure, its easy to learn. It comes in handy especially when Chichi is angry. I just disappear for a while till she cools off. So Vegeta, where is this surprise place you were talking about earlier?" Goku questioned.
Vegeta began to survey his surroundings, his mouth turned into a devilish grin. How ironic! That baka took me exactly where I wanted to go! Now my fun begins!
Goku began to casually walk toward him but suddenly stopped and stared.
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: I apologize for taking so long to update! Thank you all for your gracious reviews. ^_^ You all are wonderful! I can't believe I'm already done with chapter 6! Time is passing by quickly! If you have any ideas or suggestions just email me at Anime87Neko@hotmail.com (don't be shy) Please Keep Reviewing! Thanks again!
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