Gundam Anime

by Rabidus Femina

Disclaimer: I don't own GW, nor do I own 'Jerry Springer,' by Weird Al Yankovich, who doesn't own 'One Week' by BNL...oi vey^^; A parody of a parody...how 'me'!



::kazoo blows::

::RF sings::

It's been one week since we got to see

Exploding bases and hotties showing off circuitry!

Five days since they had the show

With the pacifist, the mute, and the pink limo

Three days since we heard the tale

About the outer space mission that didn't fail.

Yesterday it occurred to me

That I've been watchin' a bit too much Gundam anime



Holy cow, d'you see it last week?

Well, they had this one freak

Who tried to fight against Dorothy!

Do you recall when the brawl

Became a total free-for-all?

And Quatre's in the middle tryin' to be the referee

Hey, see the psycho with the tight pants

He can really entrance

And threaten the daughter of his rival

Now here comes Shinigami's next guest

And it's a slugfest

'Cause it's a World Federation revival

Manganac is back on crack

It's like "When Animals Attack"

They all exhibit reprehensible behavior

Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes

Step on their toes, that's how it goes

They get so violent they cause a couple craters



They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame

On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame

There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange

When he found out that his wife had an identity change

They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly

I wish they had a history of ripping off their shirts



It's been one week since they had the fight

With that Sally chick, and 'Fei, he didn't have much insight

Five days since their awful brawl

They still haven't got Wu's blood off the wall

It's been three days since the bitter feud

Between the White Fang and that gay General Septum dude

Yesterday, it finally dawned on me

I'm spendin' way too much time on that Gundam anime



Trowa: Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister (and mine!)

Quatre: Oh? Well, which one?

Trowa: All of them

Quatre: Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Duo!

Trowa: Yeah? Well, well me too!

Duo: WHAT?! I NEVER- !

Trowa: And I've sleepin' with your ally, Wufei!

(Wufei cursing)

Quatre: Wufei, you b*tch!

Quatre: Well, I'm also sleepin' with your gundam!

(gundam powering up)

Trowa: That gundam doesn't love you!



Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'

Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'

Duo's the king of damnation

He's a sensation

He puts the 'sin' in syndication (AN: Of course! ^^)

It's totally addictive, like a bad trip

It's like a train slip

Don't wanna stare but you can't look away

Like Sailor Moon they do 'superhero'

But with more weirdoes

The rating's jumpin' higher everyday

If you've seen the show, well then you know

Obession's just as low as you can go

The pilots are sexy and they're lacking in diplomacy

And pretty soon some ugly goon

Comes in the room and then it's, like, BOOM!

In the face of some unsuspecting Aries



Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities

Yankin' hair, throwin' punches at their allies

"Blow up, blow up!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant

Should I turn off my TV? -I just can't

I have a tendency to watch it religiously

I have a history of taping each one



It's been one week since the show about

Angsty teens with problems they should work out

Five days since the big surprise

When Zechs' gal said her Virgo can still fly

Three days since he ridiculed

A bunch of crazy OZ Specials cadets who were all rude

Yesterday, it occurred to me

That I've been watchin' a bit too much Gundam Wing

Tired of wastin' my time on that Gundam Wing

I've got way too much to do to watch Gundam Wing

Come over here and assemble my model



AN: Whee! The parody of the parody of one of my favorite songs! ::happy kazoo fanfare:: Rejoice! My parody writer's block is GONE!