Disclaimer: I am SOOO sorry that it was so late! I was working on a fanfic based on the fairly new Naruto manga *scanned translations at www.toriyamaworld.com* and many more new ones!!
"Mom?!" Trunks whispered hoarsely. But his mom was much older, but she looked EXACTLY like Bulma. Impossible! Just not possible! But then, she WAS a rocket scientist. Trunks eyed the seat next to him. That was the only empty spot left. He gulped. Anxiety filled his mind to the brim. He felt like this when he had done something wrong, like break something, and his mom was approaching. The Bulma look-a-like took her seat. Two words rushed through Trunks's mind. 'Aw dang!'
The day passed on, boring as usual. Science, yawning as usual. Math, sleepy as usual. It was part of Trunks's routine now. Get more and more bored until History, when he slept. Then he went to occasional sports and arts. Then after that Literature, where he sometimes slept. Juunanagou had a similar routine, minusing the rabid eating habits. Juuhachigou took interest in Literature and the sports and arts, while getting bombarded with the usual planes. Today, in fact, Juuhachigou was getting less planes, as she given time to rest her head on her table, even if she was eyetwitching because of catcalls. The Bulma look a like was getting a couple of planes and catcalls, but she smiled with each one. Today, Trunks was getting much sleepier than usual.
'Must be staying up so late. I still can't believe Juunanagou fished one for himself!' He yawned. 'Oh well.'
"Because if 29/72^+sin28-10y+73 square root= 56^x23cos-73y, then...." The teacher rambled on. Trunks was about to fall asleep when he felt a pair of eyes glaring at him. He jerked his head slowly, seeing his mom lookalike staring at him murderously.
"Science and Math are important skills, Trunks." She whispered dangerously. Trunks gulped. This was getting very FREAKY...
"Ulgh!" Juuhachigou stared at Usagi and Trunks. Trunks was using the fork, spear food eat food spear food eat food. He did this so fast people could barely see his arm. Usagi was just stuffing her mouth full. "Don't you two ever stop?"They stared, and blinked.
"Naaaaffff..." Usagi said, shaking her head. They resumed.
"Oh, Bulma-san, hi." Ami said. Trunks stopped, mid bite. He saw Bulma staring down at him. He gulped again. She smiled sweetly.
"Trunks, I need to talk to you." And dragged him to a nearby tree. Then she swooned. "My. GOSH! I almost fell in love with my future son!" Trunks facevaulted. So THAT'S what happened. She resumed talking. "I don't believe I have to forget you! But if I don't bad things would happen." She took out a scroll. "Trunks-kun, I want you to come back; it's been three weeks. Trunks froze.
"Bu-bu-bububububu..!!!" He was confused. Why did he want to stay so badly? It's like he was moving towards home, but something held him back. "I can't go. The Androids are still a little clueless." Then Bulma skimmed somemore of the scroll.
"Trunks: Can't go because Androids are clueless...ah. Here it is. Then you did a REALLY bad job of teaching them in THREE WEEKS." Trunks sweatdropped. She even predicted the questions and gave answers!
"Um, erm, I still feel...uncomfortable talking to ex-assassins.."
"Trunks: Uncomfortable to talk to murderers..." Trunks facevaulted again. "Ah. I see. Too embarrassed to talk to your girlfriend?" Trunks turned bright red.
"N-NO!!! THAT'S NOT IT!!" Bulma skimmed the scroll again.
"You are just shy, Trunks. I know how you look at Juuhachigou."
"Eeeerrrrgggggghhh...!!"
"I REALLY REALLY miss you!! I'm sure the Androids will be fine."
"No! They wouldn't be!"
"Ah. You are so protective of your little Juuchi-chan, huh Trunks?"
"THAT'S NOT I-"
"Oh? Denial, young man? Well, mister, just spit it out!" Trunks was sputtering and mumbling for a couple of minutes.
"Fine then! I'll go back to my little apartment and wait! Let's see how long YOU can resist my beauty!" She turned around. "Where in the world did he get such arrogance?!" Trunks sighed.
"Great...now I can go e-
"Sailor senshi Henshin!"
"Huh?" He turned around to meet the five main senshi*Blush blush* and a little pink one he never saw before, and a weird...thing. Waaaaait a minute. That was Frieza and Cooler with many more implants!
"Super deformed..."Sailor Moon stated.
"Super yicky..." Venus stated.
"WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN SEEING A GUY!!!???" Haruka, restrained by Michiru, was flailing in rage.
"EEeeehhhh...is there something wrong about that, Haruka-papa?" Hotaru asked meekly.
"Of course! Boys are dependent idiotic bums!"
"Then why do you dress like a boy, Haruka-papa?"
"......"
"Well well well...they don't seem to realize our powers now do they?" Frieza smirked.
"Indeed not." Cooler followed suite.
"Tch. You again." Super Saiyan Trunks glared at the duo. "What are you, a ronin?"
"We have loyally served Neferenia and Cell pathetically for a power to defeat yours." Cooler replied, holding up a hand. "Our powers have gone beyond anything you can comprehend in that darkness." He blasted a skyscraper. "That is what is going to happen to you."
"I highly doubt that!" Now Sailor Moon spoke up. The three continued to glare.'The-they're IGNORING ME! What NERVE!!!' "I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT!!" She screamed. NOW they looked up. "I will not allow innocent people to die by your filthy deformed hands! I am Sailor Moon..."
"I am Sailor ChibiMoon!"
"And in the name of the moon....!" They made funky poses and then chanted.
"We will punish you!" The Androids, who were analyzing the situation from behind, sweatdropped.
"How..." Juunanagou started.
"Cliche..." Juuhachigou finished.
"That's crap..." Frieza twitched.
"HEY! How DARE a super ugly thing like YOU have a right to insult US?!" Sailor Moon screeched.
"I DARE you to say that again!" Frieza shouted.
"UGLYUGLYUUUUGLY!" She stuck out her tongue. "I'm ending this! Starlight...Honeymoon.." She grabbed her wand and made weird long acrobats that she normally couldn't have accomplished. "Therapy...KISS!" She put another hand to her wand and it shined, throwing an attack. Frieza had prepared a ki blast. The two cancelled each other, except leftover ki was then thrown at her. "Eeeks!!" She waved her wand around frantically, beating it into ChibiUsa, who pelted it with Sugar Hearts, which bounced it to Rei who burned it with her paper thing. Now meanwhile...
"BURNING ATTACK!" Trunks's attack hit Frieza, but he blocked it. Cooler had also been charging, but then he launched it at Trunks. As he turned around, a magneta blast turned its course to the sky. Everyone turned to see Juuhachigou, palm faceing them, and Juunanagou by her side.
"Juuhachigou! Juunanagou! Where were you?" Trunks smiled. He had calculated the ki level of Frieza and Cooler, and it was much stronger than before. He would need all the help he could get *besides the girls in miniskirts...*.
Was that short or what? I have no inspiration these days...school's suckin' it out.
"Mom?!" Trunks whispered hoarsely. But his mom was much older, but she looked EXACTLY like Bulma. Impossible! Just not possible! But then, she WAS a rocket scientist. Trunks eyed the seat next to him. That was the only empty spot left. He gulped. Anxiety filled his mind to the brim. He felt like this when he had done something wrong, like break something, and his mom was approaching. The Bulma look-a-like took her seat. Two words rushed through Trunks's mind. 'Aw dang!'
The day passed on, boring as usual. Science, yawning as usual. Math, sleepy as usual. It was part of Trunks's routine now. Get more and more bored until History, when he slept. Then he went to occasional sports and arts. Then after that Literature, where he sometimes slept. Juunanagou had a similar routine, minusing the rabid eating habits. Juuhachigou took interest in Literature and the sports and arts, while getting bombarded with the usual planes. Today, in fact, Juuhachigou was getting less planes, as she given time to rest her head on her table, even if she was eyetwitching because of catcalls. The Bulma look a like was getting a couple of planes and catcalls, but she smiled with each one. Today, Trunks was getting much sleepier than usual.
'Must be staying up so late. I still can't believe Juunanagou fished one for himself!' He yawned. 'Oh well.'
"Because if 29/72^+sin28-10y+73 square root= 56^x23cos-73y, then...." The teacher rambled on. Trunks was about to fall asleep when he felt a pair of eyes glaring at him. He jerked his head slowly, seeing his mom lookalike staring at him murderously.
"Science and Math are important skills, Trunks." She whispered dangerously. Trunks gulped. This was getting very FREAKY...
"Ulgh!" Juuhachigou stared at Usagi and Trunks. Trunks was using the fork, spear food eat food spear food eat food. He did this so fast people could barely see his arm. Usagi was just stuffing her mouth full. "Don't you two ever stop?"They stared, and blinked.
"Naaaaffff..." Usagi said, shaking her head. They resumed.
"Oh, Bulma-san, hi." Ami said. Trunks stopped, mid bite. He saw Bulma staring down at him. He gulped again. She smiled sweetly.
"Trunks, I need to talk to you." And dragged him to a nearby tree. Then she swooned. "My. GOSH! I almost fell in love with my future son!" Trunks facevaulted. So THAT'S what happened. She resumed talking. "I don't believe I have to forget you! But if I don't bad things would happen." She took out a scroll. "Trunks-kun, I want you to come back; it's been three weeks. Trunks froze.
"Bu-bu-bububububu..!!!" He was confused. Why did he want to stay so badly? It's like he was moving towards home, but something held him back. "I can't go. The Androids are still a little clueless." Then Bulma skimmed somemore of the scroll.
"Trunks: Can't go because Androids are clueless...ah. Here it is. Then you did a REALLY bad job of teaching them in THREE WEEKS." Trunks sweatdropped. She even predicted the questions and gave answers!
"Um, erm, I still feel...uncomfortable talking to ex-assassins.."
"Trunks: Uncomfortable to talk to murderers..." Trunks facevaulted again. "Ah. I see. Too embarrassed to talk to your girlfriend?" Trunks turned bright red.
"N-NO!!! THAT'S NOT IT!!" Bulma skimmed the scroll again.
"You are just shy, Trunks. I know how you look at Juuhachigou."
"Eeeerrrrgggggghhh...!!"
"I REALLY REALLY miss you!! I'm sure the Androids will be fine."
"No! They wouldn't be!"
"Ah. You are so protective of your little Juuchi-chan, huh Trunks?"
"THAT'S NOT I-"
"Oh? Denial, young man? Well, mister, just spit it out!" Trunks was sputtering and mumbling for a couple of minutes.
"Fine then! I'll go back to my little apartment and wait! Let's see how long YOU can resist my beauty!" She turned around. "Where in the world did he get such arrogance?!" Trunks sighed.
"Great...now I can go e-
"Sailor senshi Henshin!"
"Huh?" He turned around to meet the five main senshi*Blush blush* and a little pink one he never saw before, and a weird...thing. Waaaaait a minute. That was Frieza and Cooler with many more implants!
"Super deformed..."Sailor Moon stated.
"Super yicky..." Venus stated.
"WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN SEEING A GUY!!!???" Haruka, restrained by Michiru, was flailing in rage.
"EEeeehhhh...is there something wrong about that, Haruka-papa?" Hotaru asked meekly.
"Of course! Boys are dependent idiotic bums!"
"Then why do you dress like a boy, Haruka-papa?"
"......"
"Well well well...they don't seem to realize our powers now do they?" Frieza smirked.
"Indeed not." Cooler followed suite.
"Tch. You again." Super Saiyan Trunks glared at the duo. "What are you, a ronin?"
"We have loyally served Neferenia and Cell pathetically for a power to defeat yours." Cooler replied, holding up a hand. "Our powers have gone beyond anything you can comprehend in that darkness." He blasted a skyscraper. "That is what is going to happen to you."
"I highly doubt that!" Now Sailor Moon spoke up. The three continued to glare.'The-they're IGNORING ME! What NERVE!!!' "I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT!!" She screamed. NOW they looked up. "I will not allow innocent people to die by your filthy deformed hands! I am Sailor Moon..."
"I am Sailor ChibiMoon!"
"And in the name of the moon....!" They made funky poses and then chanted.
"We will punish you!" The Androids, who were analyzing the situation from behind, sweatdropped.
"How..." Juunanagou started.
"Cliche..." Juuhachigou finished.
"That's crap..." Frieza twitched.
"HEY! How DARE a super ugly thing like YOU have a right to insult US?!" Sailor Moon screeched.
"I DARE you to say that again!" Frieza shouted.
"UGLYUGLYUUUUGLY!" She stuck out her tongue. "I'm ending this! Starlight...Honeymoon.." She grabbed her wand and made weird long acrobats that she normally couldn't have accomplished. "Therapy...KISS!" She put another hand to her wand and it shined, throwing an attack. Frieza had prepared a ki blast. The two cancelled each other, except leftover ki was then thrown at her. "Eeeks!!" She waved her wand around frantically, beating it into ChibiUsa, who pelted it with Sugar Hearts, which bounced it to Rei who burned it with her paper thing. Now meanwhile...
"BURNING ATTACK!" Trunks's attack hit Frieza, but he blocked it. Cooler had also been charging, but then he launched it at Trunks. As he turned around, a magneta blast turned its course to the sky. Everyone turned to see Juuhachigou, palm faceing them, and Juunanagou by her side.
"Juuhachigou! Juunanagou! Where were you?" Trunks smiled. He had calculated the ki level of Frieza and Cooler, and it was much stronger than before. He would need all the help he could get *besides the girls in miniskirts...*.
Was that short or what? I have no inspiration these days...school's suckin' it out.
