~ Chapter 2. Please note the time is April 2001 not April 2000 as I wrote
in Chapter 1. Opening screen is at C and M's. Everyone is there besides
Joey. Pheobe with a boyfriend name Tony.
Ross: Ok it Joey who spend all night out. I mean he does this all the time right?
Rachel: No. He loves home field on his dates.
Chandler: Yeah. You do not know how many times a laid in bed and heard the home team fight song. (They all stare at him). Hum I just concerned for Joey.
(Joey walks in). Joey: Hi.
Rachel: Where have you been?
Joey: Out looking for a wife. I thought I had one, until I meant my future sister in law as well.
Pheobe: Oh Joey I so sorry. (Hugs him).
Joey: Oh god you here. (See Tony. Whisper something to Chandler). Can you take this dude out on a balcony for a moment?
Chandler: Sure dude. Hey Tony, how you saw a big white house before. (Tony and Chandler walk outside. Joey grabs Pheobe hand).
Joey: You know how you always joke about you and me doing something since Ross and Rachel have and Monica and Chandler are going to get married. So I figure (he gets down on his knees and pulls a ring box out of his pocket) Pheobe Buffy will you marry me?
Pheobe: (Just stun). Oh.
Ross: No Pheobe say no.
Joey: Hey, anyone with three divorces please shut up.
Monica: Pheobe you cannot say yes.
Pheobe: I know, it just my first real proposal.
Rachel: You were married before.
Pheobe: Yeah, but it was more a business thing. (Turns and looks at Joey). No honey, you know I would do just about anything to fix this for you, but we can't.
Joey: Ok (gets up). But maybe you can do that thing you did for Frank and Alice.
Ross: That was different.
Pheobe: Hey I would think about it, but the next kid that comes out of me is mines. I cannot go thru that again.
Joey: Man, that it. I never going to be a dad. And the worst part is my family name is going to die. My dad has no brothers and I have only seven sisters. Too bad Monica you getting married in a month or I would (looks at her) ask you.
Monica: No Joey.
Joey: Well ok. (He turns to leave.)
Rachel: Hey. Why did you not ask me?
Ross: Because, you being pregnant.
Rachel: What you think. I cannot handle it.
Ross: You. Nope.
Rachel: You know what Joey I do it.
Monica: What?
Ross: Huh.
Joey: (Turns around). Cool. We are going to have a lot of sex when we are married.
Rachel: No, the other thing. Like want Pheobe did for his Brother.
Monica: Rachel think about what you saying.
Ross: Yeah (laughing.) You two having a kid. (Points to Joey and Rachel).
Pheobe: Oh my god Ross you are Jealous.
Ross: No I think it stupid.
Rachel: No he is Jealous.
Ross: I'm not.
Rachel: Yes you are. Come on Joey let go have sex. Something to tell our kid about someday. (See leaves and goes across the hall. Joey gives Ross the look Ross gives in TOW Monica's Thunder and follows her.)
Ross: I cannot believe them. I show them. (Grabs the phone and walks out in the hallway. He stands next to JnR's door and pretends to dial.) Hi, is this Jill Green. This is Ross, Ross Geller. Yeah the really handsome ex boyfriend of your sister. (He giggles). I call to see if you still open to having all that sex you wanted to have a year ago. Really. Tonight great. (He turns his head away from the door and Rachel opens.) Yeah I cannot. (Rachel grabs the Phone and you hear a voice say at the tone of the beep it be 11:45 and 30 seconds.)
Rachel: You are so sad.
Ross: Ok I was a little jealous, but you cannot really do this. I mean when one of you move away he going to want the kid to live with him. And I do not want you to go thru the pain I do anytime I have to drop off Ben at Carol and Susan's.
Rachel: I know. It just I never did anything like this before. I mean I like to do something big like Pheobe did for her Brother.
Ross: Ok, I approve.
Rachel: You think I need your approver. (She slams the door in his face; Joey is sitting in the chair).
Joey: All you sure you want to do this.
Rachel: Yeah, I want to say I did one great thing to help someone out. And you would do something like this for me. That the type of person you all.
Joey: Yeah I'm. Ok call the doctors and the sperm bank and get started.
(We cut back to C and M's, everyone is there expect Joey and Rachel.)
Monica: I cannot believe Rachel is going to do this.
Chandler: I know. Hey honey want would happened if we found out I cannot have kids.
Monica: Ross will find a new way to bring business to his divorce lawyer.
Pheobe: That been a big day, the first time anyone proposal to me.
Tony: Yeah, the first time I was trick out of room so someone can proposal to my girlfriend.
Ross: First time that phone trick did not work. (They all stare at him). This month.
Part 3 coming soon.
Ross: Ok it Joey who spend all night out. I mean he does this all the time right?
Rachel: No. He loves home field on his dates.
Chandler: Yeah. You do not know how many times a laid in bed and heard the home team fight song. (They all stare at him). Hum I just concerned for Joey.
(Joey walks in). Joey: Hi.
Rachel: Where have you been?
Joey: Out looking for a wife. I thought I had one, until I meant my future sister in law as well.
Pheobe: Oh Joey I so sorry. (Hugs him).
Joey: Oh god you here. (See Tony. Whisper something to Chandler). Can you take this dude out on a balcony for a moment?
Chandler: Sure dude. Hey Tony, how you saw a big white house before. (Tony and Chandler walk outside. Joey grabs Pheobe hand).
Joey: You know how you always joke about you and me doing something since Ross and Rachel have and Monica and Chandler are going to get married. So I figure (he gets down on his knees and pulls a ring box out of his pocket) Pheobe Buffy will you marry me?
Pheobe: (Just stun). Oh.
Ross: No Pheobe say no.
Joey: Hey, anyone with three divorces please shut up.
Monica: Pheobe you cannot say yes.
Pheobe: I know, it just my first real proposal.
Rachel: You were married before.
Pheobe: Yeah, but it was more a business thing. (Turns and looks at Joey). No honey, you know I would do just about anything to fix this for you, but we can't.
Joey: Ok (gets up). But maybe you can do that thing you did for Frank and Alice.
Ross: That was different.
Pheobe: Hey I would think about it, but the next kid that comes out of me is mines. I cannot go thru that again.
Joey: Man, that it. I never going to be a dad. And the worst part is my family name is going to die. My dad has no brothers and I have only seven sisters. Too bad Monica you getting married in a month or I would (looks at her) ask you.
Monica: No Joey.
Joey: Well ok. (He turns to leave.)
Rachel: Hey. Why did you not ask me?
Ross: Because, you being pregnant.
Rachel: What you think. I cannot handle it.
Ross: You. Nope.
Rachel: You know what Joey I do it.
Monica: What?
Ross: Huh.
Joey: (Turns around). Cool. We are going to have a lot of sex when we are married.
Rachel: No, the other thing. Like want Pheobe did for his Brother.
Monica: Rachel think about what you saying.
Ross: Yeah (laughing.) You two having a kid. (Points to Joey and Rachel).
Pheobe: Oh my god Ross you are Jealous.
Ross: No I think it stupid.
Rachel: No he is Jealous.
Ross: I'm not.
Rachel: Yes you are. Come on Joey let go have sex. Something to tell our kid about someday. (See leaves and goes across the hall. Joey gives Ross the look Ross gives in TOW Monica's Thunder and follows her.)
Ross: I cannot believe them. I show them. (Grabs the phone and walks out in the hallway. He stands next to JnR's door and pretends to dial.) Hi, is this Jill Green. This is Ross, Ross Geller. Yeah the really handsome ex boyfriend of your sister. (He giggles). I call to see if you still open to having all that sex you wanted to have a year ago. Really. Tonight great. (He turns his head away from the door and Rachel opens.) Yeah I cannot. (Rachel grabs the Phone and you hear a voice say at the tone of the beep it be 11:45 and 30 seconds.)
Rachel: You are so sad.
Ross: Ok I was a little jealous, but you cannot really do this. I mean when one of you move away he going to want the kid to live with him. And I do not want you to go thru the pain I do anytime I have to drop off Ben at Carol and Susan's.
Rachel: I know. It just I never did anything like this before. I mean I like to do something big like Pheobe did for her Brother.
Ross: Ok, I approve.
Rachel: You think I need your approver. (She slams the door in his face; Joey is sitting in the chair).
Joey: All you sure you want to do this.
Rachel: Yeah, I want to say I did one great thing to help someone out. And you would do something like this for me. That the type of person you all.
Joey: Yeah I'm. Ok call the doctors and the sperm bank and get started.
(We cut back to C and M's, everyone is there expect Joey and Rachel.)
Monica: I cannot believe Rachel is going to do this.
Chandler: I know. Hey honey want would happened if we found out I cannot have kids.
Monica: Ross will find a new way to bring business to his divorce lawyer.
Pheobe: That been a big day, the first time anyone proposal to me.
Tony: Yeah, the first time I was trick out of room so someone can proposal to my girlfriend.
Ross: First time that phone trick did not work. (They all stare at him). This month.
Part 3 coming soon.
