~ Ten days has past. Screen is Joey and Rachel anyone is there. Ok this series is going to lead into the season 8 alt.~

Rachel: Ok, lets go do this.

Joey: Rachel are you really sure about doing this.

Rachel: For the tenth time today yes. (Turns to Ross). Yes.

Ross: Just checking. Hey lets go, I call for a cab a few minutes ago.

(Everyone is at the sperm bank that is part of a hospital. Joey are at the desk talking to a nurse.)

Nurse: Ok I just need the surrogate mother to sign these forms and we all set.

Joey: Ok, but for the record there is no surrogate mother. She a real person as you can tell. (Points at Rachel, then walk over there and hands her the forms). Hey you guys, no one is allow in the room when we do this so if you want the nurse told me the newborn ward is on the second floor if you want to kill some time.

Ross: Ok that sounds like fun.

Monica: Yeah I want to go see the babies.

Chandler: (Not thrilled about going). Thanks buddy.

Pheobe: Ok I meet your guys up there. I have to go to the restroom first.

(Ross, Monica, Chandler walks towards the stairs, Pheobe towards the bathroom. The nurse walks up to Joey and Rachel.)

Nurse: The doctor will be a few minutes. If you two like I can show you two the storage area for the sperm.

Joey: Huh (Turns and looks at Rachel).

Rachel: It not wants you think Joe.

Joey: Ok then, sounds like fun.

(They walk into a room that has a lot of freezers in it.)

Nurse: Well this is where we keep the sperm until it needed.

Joey: I wonder if it that where I keep my sperm?

Rachel: I do not think so Joey?

Nurse: And this is your collection we have. (Shows a little jar that is fog up). Well I got to go, the doctor would be here in a minute. (Nurse leaves as Joey looks at the Jar).

Joey: So how you guys have been doing buddies, pretty cold in here. (Talking to the sperm.)

Rachel: Joey that is sick.

Voice: But it does seem to help chances of conceiving.

Rachel: How would you.(Turns around and sees it a cute doctor.) know, doctor? (She becomes all flirty).

Doctor: Well, because I'm the doctor, doctor Franks.

Rachel: Oh, well then talk away Joey.

Joey: (Not paying attention to her). Whatever?

Franks: Why don't I show you (Looks at his sheet.)? Miss Green to the room you can get undress in and leave your boyfriend allow for a few minutes.

Rachel: Oh, undress so soon. (Realize want she just said). I mean he not my boyfriend.

Doctor: Here I show you the way.

Joey: (Watches them leave, turns around and picks up the jar). Good I did not want them to think I was a nut for talking to a jar of sperm. Look you guys really need to pull thru for me today. I mean it important that it is a boy to because the family name is at sake. I mean I would not mine if you guys do the twin thing and make a girl too. But you guys, it more than all family name at shake. Because if we go it will have a bad impact on several American tradition. Think about all those pimp faces kids who deliver pizza to me. And do not forgot about all the Chinese restaurants. I mean their owners will have to go back to communist China. Then there is the playboy mansion. If you guys fail they have take floors off of it, turn it into a playboy shack. And do not even get me started about that poor Dustin dude who came up with Baywatch. He be living on the streets. So you guys got to pull thru ok.

(Nurse walks in).

Nurse: We ready to start.

Joey: Ok. (Joey walks over with the jar). Here you would know what to do with this. (Hands her the jar).

(We cut to Ross, Monica and Chandler standing around looking down into the baby ward).

Ross: Hey look they all so cute. (Waves at one, it giggles.) Hey that one likes me.

Chandler: Oh it just saw it first loser. Hey where is Pheobe?

Monica: Maybe she got lost.

Ross: I go look for her. (Ross walks away; we cut to Pheobe walking down a hallway).

Pheobe; Where all you your dumb babies. (Opens a door to a room). Maybe your guys are hiding in here? (She walks in and comes out running and screaming. She turns a corner and physically runs into Ross).

Ross: Hey Pheobes wants is wrong. Do not tell me you saw pig man again. I mean since you saw that Seinfield episode anytime we come to a hospital you think you see one. Remember how it ends Pheebes, with the dude killing himself.

Pheobe: It was not pig man. It was duck woman.

Ross: What? There is no duck woman.

Pheobe: Or yeah I show you. (Grabs his arm and drags him, we cut back to Chandler and Monica looking at the babies).

Monica: Man I cannot wait a couple of years until are first one is born.

Chandler: Yeah (Stops and looks scared.) a couple of years? Like two years from today.

Monica: Yeah that my plan.

Chandler: You have a plan.

Monica: Why how long do you want to wait?

Chandler: Hum, seven, eight years sounds good.

Monica: Seven or Eight years. You mean for our third kid right?

Chandler: No I mean our first kid.

Monica: Oh I see. (Is hurt).

Chandler: Ok maybe not seven or eight years. But I want a couple of years to our self.

Monica: Oh that sounds ok. (Towards away from Chandler and says in a low voice.) I bet Richard would not want "a couple of years to our self".

Chandler: What did you say? (He upset at want he heard).

Monica: Did I really just say that? (Chandler storms off. We cut to Pheobe dragging Ross to the room where she saw duck woman).

Ross: Ok Pheebes. We going to go in there and see there is no duck woman and go back to the baby ward ok.

Pheobe: Fine. (They walk in; the room is dark with just a little light beaming in making a shadow of the figure in bed. It has long hair and a huge nose that looks like a duck.)

Ross: My god Pheobe you were right. It is a duck woman.

Pheobe: Ok let's go then before it wakes up. (They go to leave but Ross hits something and duck women turns around.)

Duck Woman: Who is there?

Ross: Oh sorry wrong room. (Duck Woman turns on the light and you can see it a women with a huge nose).

Woman: Well since you woke me up can you move the food tray over here.

Ross: Sure. (Moves the tray over towards the bed). Look we sorry we thought you were someone else.

Pheobe: Yeah we thought you were duck woman. I mean with your big nose and all.

Ross: Pheobe. (Turns and looks at her). Look I sorry about my friend.

Woman: That ok. In fact that way I'm here getting this fix.

Ross: Oh. It does not look that bad. I mean you cute even with it. Which means you going to be so hot when they all done.

Woman: Thanks.

Ross: Hey this may not be the right time, but I was wondering if I could call you sometime maybe.

Woman: Hey this is the first time someone tried to pick me up in a hospital. But I will have to say no, I married.

Ross: Oh, hey those always do not work out. I know from experience.

Pheobe: Ok lets go Ross. (They leave; we go back to the sperm back. Rachel and Joey are talking to the doctor. I not sure want they do so I just going to say they did it already).

Franks: So you should know in about a month if you're pregnant or not.

Rachel: Ok. (Cannot look at him).

Franks: What is wrong?

Rachel: It just I'm sort of embress at how you saw me today.

Franks: It ok it my job, I do it everyday. (Nurse walks up).

Nurse: Doctor Franks, it your wife on line one.

Rachel: (Upset). And what do your wife think about what you see everyday? (Rachel storms out into the lobby and Joey follow. They see Chandler sitting down by himself and they walk up to him).

Joey: Where is anyone, we ready to go.

Chandler: I do not care where they all at.

Rachel: What happened?

Chandler: Nothing. (Monica walks up to them).

Monica: I sorry about what I said about Richard.

Joey: Oh, hey Rachel maybe we should give them a minute to talk. (Joey leaves; Rachel sits down waiting for them to go on. They stare at her and she moves over to where Joey is).

Monica: Look I want to have kids with you not Richard. It just you said you wanted to right seven years.

Chandler: Well you said you wanted three in seven years.

Monica: Look I sorry about that too.

Chandler: Look you should not feel sorry for wanting to have kids. I do to someday. But when we all both ready and I not ready right know.

Monica: Ok I can wait seven years then.

Chandler: I not saying I want to wait seven years neither. It just I want to be that married couple that stays up all night having sex for a while before we come the married couple that stays up all night changing diapers.

Monica: Hey that sounds like fun.

Chandler: I know. And I want that with you and only you. (He stands up and they hug and kiss, we cut to Joey and Rachel as Ross and Pheobe walks up to them).

Joey: Where have you guys been?

Pheobe: Ross tried to pick up duck woman. But he failed. (Rachel giggles).

Ross: First she was not duck woman. Just a good looking woman with a huge nose that she was getting fix by the way. And I did not fail she was married. (Rachel giggles some more, Ross is upset at it). You know want, It ok. I mean the last time I fail for a girl with a big nose it was not want I hope for anyway.

Rachel: (Stops giggling). Hey it was the forehead that made it look big. (Chandler and Monica walk over).

Chandler: Ok let go home. (Ross, Pheobe, Monica, and Chandler all leave, Joey stop Rachel for a second).

Joey: Hey I just like to thank you for doing this for me.

Rachel: That ok, you like my best friend. (They hug and she kisses him on the check).

Long one this time I know. Part four in a few days. Most likely part 1 of Monica and Chandler's wedding, which will include the first ever, cold feet of a best man.