~ Chapter 4, The Best Man Cold Feet~

(The screen is dinner the night before the wedding. The gang, Judy, Jake, Nova and Chandler (I call him tom) dad are they sitting around a table eating).

Jake: So tom, we know what Nova does for a living, but Chandler never tells us want you do.

Tom: Or I a singing in Vegas.

Judy: Oh that nice.

Monica: Hold on. Chandler you dad lives in Vegas and we did not go visit him last year when we went.

Tom: Why would you not come visit your daddy?

Chandler: While for starts you want me to still call you daddy, even thru you still wear a dress. And besides bigger things happened on the trip like those two getting married. (Points to Ross and Rachel).

Nova: I'm hurt. You two got married and I did not get an invite.

Jake: Neither did Judy and I and we his parents.

Ross: (Upset over the topic). Ok look anyone claim down. The important thing is that we are all here as a family for. (He grabs a bottle of wine and fills it up.

(We cut to later after they eat and it time for speech, Pheobe will start).

Pheobe: (Stands up with a glass of wine). Today, I mean tomorrow we will witness to of my very best friends get married. I mean it was only a few year ago that these to hook up in London. I mean it was pure fate. How different would if it been if Joey would have been up there when Monica went looking for him that night. (They all look at her). Anyway as one love was falling apart, another was starting...(She goes on and on, Ross gets upset about the one love was falling apart part and downed his glass and fills it back up. This takes place when Joey speaks as while because he Joke about how Chandler did not say Janice. Ross is the only one left to speak. He gets up fully drunk).

Ross: I like to stay that I love the fact that my best friend married my sister. I mean when I first caught them making out I was going to bash his skull in, but when I found out they was in love I was so happy for them. And for my sister, well at least one Geller kid will be happy. I mean I the loser who got married to a woman who has better luck being with one than I do. I the Geller who says the wrong name at the alter......(He goes on and on in a drunken rant. The screen is the next morning. The guys slept at Joey's with the girls at Monica's. Joey is up and Rachel comes in.)

Joey: Hey good morning. (They kiss).

Rachel: Hey where is Ross?

Joey: He not over there with you gals?

Rachel: No, maybe he went to his place to change. I hope he ok after last night.

Joey: He should be fine. (Joey goes to walk to the bathroom but sees a note with a ring on top of it on the counter; he picks it up and read it). Oh my god, Ross has run off. He says that weddings turn bad when he part of them and he not going be part of this one.

Rachel: Oh this is bad.

Joey: I know the Best Man has cold feet.

Rachel: No, Monica going to kill him for stealing her thunder. I mean this is going to be the talk of the wedding.

Joey: (Reads more of the note). PS Monica I do not care about you stupid thunder, you guys hook up at one of mine weddings.

To be continued.