~ Chapter 5, Screen Is Joey's and Rachel's and Joey just finish reading
Ross's note.
Rachel: Ok you go look for Ross and I stay here and try to keep Chandler and Monica from not knowing.
Joey: Ok. (Goes to kiss her on the check but Rachel stop him).
Rachel: Why is it that anytime we see each other you kiss me on the check?
Joey: That what Ross did when Carol is pregnant with Ben.
Rachel: First of they use to be married, and second they had sex a ton of times.
Joey: (With the Joey smile). Well I not sure about the first thing, but I not going to say no to the second.
Rachel: Joey go find Ross now. (Screams and pointing.)
(Joey Leaves to go find Ross as Pheobe enters).
Pheobe: Ok what is wrong? I got that feeling something bad happened.
Rachel: Ross is gone.
Pheobe: Oh no, Ross run off on yours and his wedding day.
Rachel: Pheebes it is Chandler and Monica that getting married.
Pheobe: Did why would Ross run off?
Rachel: I do not know, he went on about weddings and bad luck for him.
Pheobe: You know, being Ross I really do not blame him for this.
Rachel: Yeah, hey but do not tell Monica and Chandler.
(Just then Chandler walks out.)
Chandler: Do not tell Monica and Chandler what?
Rachel: That (thinking) Pheobe and I are going to sing a song at the after party.
Pheobe: Good job keeping it from them Rach.
Chandler: Hey I cool with it. Just keep it from Monica. (See Ross's note on the counter). Hey what is this?
Rachel: (Grabs it). It the song we going to sing tonight.
Chandler: Well I want to be surprise. Hey where are Ross and Joey?
Pheobe: They went to Ross's for a little while. Just get ready for your wedding.
(We cut to later in the day; Rachel is the phone with Joey over at Chandler's. Monica is getting ready in here room and Pheobe went with Chandler to the church).
Rachel: Where are you guys at, the wedding is in an hour and a half and Chandler already left to the church.
Joey: Well I found Ross at the last place you would expect to find Ross.
(The carmer cuts from Joey talking on a pay phone to so you can see that it a strip club. A stripper is giving Ross a lap dance as he goes off with his story of love).
Ross: So she never forgives me for saying Rachel name at the wedding. You know the one that I'm on break with?
Stripper: Yes, and for the third time I believe you were on a break. (The stripper rolls her eyes. Joey walks up to them).
Joey: Hey buddy, I can tell you having fun but it time to go.
Ross: No, I not going to the wedding. (Ross stands up). And for another thing. (Ross falls onto Joey a drunken mess).
The end. What will happen next? Well Ross and Joey make it to the wedding and will Ross be able to fulfill his best man duties.
Rachel: Ok you go look for Ross and I stay here and try to keep Chandler and Monica from not knowing.
Joey: Ok. (Goes to kiss her on the check but Rachel stop him).
Rachel: Why is it that anytime we see each other you kiss me on the check?
Joey: That what Ross did when Carol is pregnant with Ben.
Rachel: First of they use to be married, and second they had sex a ton of times.
Joey: (With the Joey smile). Well I not sure about the first thing, but I not going to say no to the second.
Rachel: Joey go find Ross now. (Screams and pointing.)
(Joey Leaves to go find Ross as Pheobe enters).
Pheobe: Ok what is wrong? I got that feeling something bad happened.
Rachel: Ross is gone.
Pheobe: Oh no, Ross run off on yours and his wedding day.
Rachel: Pheebes it is Chandler and Monica that getting married.
Pheobe: Did why would Ross run off?
Rachel: I do not know, he went on about weddings and bad luck for him.
Pheobe: You know, being Ross I really do not blame him for this.
Rachel: Yeah, hey but do not tell Monica and Chandler.
(Just then Chandler walks out.)
Chandler: Do not tell Monica and Chandler what?
Rachel: That (thinking) Pheobe and I are going to sing a song at the after party.
Pheobe: Good job keeping it from them Rach.
Chandler: Hey I cool with it. Just keep it from Monica. (See Ross's note on the counter). Hey what is this?
Rachel: (Grabs it). It the song we going to sing tonight.
Chandler: Well I want to be surprise. Hey where are Ross and Joey?
Pheobe: They went to Ross's for a little while. Just get ready for your wedding.
(We cut to later in the day; Rachel is the phone with Joey over at Chandler's. Monica is getting ready in here room and Pheobe went with Chandler to the church).
Rachel: Where are you guys at, the wedding is in an hour and a half and Chandler already left to the church.
Joey: Well I found Ross at the last place you would expect to find Ross.
(The carmer cuts from Joey talking on a pay phone to so you can see that it a strip club. A stripper is giving Ross a lap dance as he goes off with his story of love).
Ross: So she never forgives me for saying Rachel name at the wedding. You know the one that I'm on break with?
Stripper: Yes, and for the third time I believe you were on a break. (The stripper rolls her eyes. Joey walks up to them).
Joey: Hey buddy, I can tell you having fun but it time to go.
Ross: No, I not going to the wedding. (Ross stands up). And for another thing. (Ross falls onto Joey a drunken mess).
The end. What will happen next? Well Ross and Joey make it to the wedding and will Ross be able to fulfill his best man duties.
