~ Chapter 5, Screen Is Joey's and Rachel's and Joey just finish reading Ross's note.

Rachel: Ok you go look for Ross and I stay here and try to keep Chandler and Monica from not knowing.

Joey: Ok. (Goes to kiss her on the check but Rachel stop him).

Rachel: Why is it that anytime we see each other you kiss me on the check?

Joey: That what Ross did when Carol is pregnant with Ben.

Rachel: First of they use to be married, and second they had sex a ton of times.

Joey: (With the Joey smile). Well I not sure about the first thing, but I not going to say no to the second.

Rachel: Joey go find Ross now. (Screams and pointing.)

(Joey Leaves to go find Ross as Pheobe enters).

Pheobe: Ok what is wrong? I got that feeling something bad happened.

Rachel: Ross is gone.

Pheobe: Oh no, Ross run off on yours and his wedding day.

Rachel: Pheebes it is Chandler and Monica that getting married.

Pheobe: Did why would Ross run off?

Rachel: I do not know, he went on about weddings and bad luck for him.

Pheobe: You know, being Ross I really do not blame him for this.

Rachel: Yeah, hey but do not tell Monica and Chandler.

(Just then Chandler walks out.)

Chandler: Do not tell Monica and Chandler what?

Rachel: That (thinking) Pheobe and I are going to sing a song at the after party.

Pheobe: Good job keeping it from them Rach.

Chandler: Hey I cool with it. Just keep it from Monica. (See Ross's note on the counter). Hey what is this?

Rachel: (Grabs it). It the song we going to sing tonight.

Chandler: Well I want to be surprise. Hey where are Ross and Joey?

Pheobe: They went to Ross's for a little while. Just get ready for your wedding.

(We cut to later in the day; Rachel is the phone with Joey over at Chandler's. Monica is getting ready in here room and Pheobe went with Chandler to the church).

Rachel: Where are you guys at, the wedding is in an hour and a half and Chandler already left to the church.

Joey: Well I found Ross at the last place you would expect to find Ross.

(The carmer cuts from Joey talking on a pay phone to so you can see that it a strip club. A stripper is giving Ross a lap dance as he goes off with his story of love).

Ross: So she never forgives me for saying Rachel name at the wedding. You know the one that I'm on break with?

Stripper: Yes, and for the third time I believe you were on a break. (The stripper rolls her eyes. Joey walks up to them).

Joey: Hey buddy, I can tell you having fun but it time to go.

Ross: No, I not going to the wedding. (Ross stands up). And for another thing. (Ross falls onto Joey a drunken mess).

The end. What will happen next? Well Ross and Joey make it to the wedding and will Ross be able to fulfill his best man duties.