It was the first day of 7th grade. Andre called Jason before going to the bus stop. He was very nervous. "What if no one likes my sparkly new tennis body suit?" he sighed in to the tin can on a string. "Oh, they will," Jason snorted. He loved the ol' tennis suit.
The boys hung up. They met at the stop sign in between their houses. Jason gave Andre a big hug and slobbered on him. Andre yipped.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. D'Arcy slipped into her ugly black dress just as David's mother was buttoning up his velveteen body suit. D'Arcy didn't know what David saw in those ol' body suits. They were so saggy. D'Arcy was rolling her hair into cinnabons just as David was combing his rattail.
The duo met at the edge of the neighborhood. They could walk to school now. They were big kids.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Brandon had a big black eye from where Jimmy had punched him. He had called mall security after Jimmy ran and hid in a bush. Jimmy wouldn't be at school for 2 whole weeks. This would give Brandon a chance to get all the girls. Watch out girls. Here comes Brandon Boyd.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Jesse and Kurt couldn't wait. Kurt would wear his hair in piggy tails, and he would wear his blue jeans and a white shirt. Jesse would wear his hair in a big Mohawk. He would wear his scarf and a purple jump suit along with a million bracelets. What joy he could bring to people's lives. Oho!
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. John firmly shoved his new hearing aid in. It fit nice and dandy. He put a Power Rangers Band-Aid on it. It had chewy marks on it. Billy still had a tad bit of the taste of John's ear in his mouth. It tasted like carrots. Yummy...Carrots. That's what Billy would have for breakfast.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Boyfriend and Dave did a few things before they left. First they made their hair pretty. Boyfriend made piggy tails. Dave combed his. Both boys knocked out their moms so they couldn't kiss them at the bus stop. They put on cool shoes, and made their lips shiny. Dave and Boyfriend would be all the rage this year.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Cory and Chris took a big grease bath together before school. This way, they could drink some of it. They made sure they were extra fat. They rubbed grease on their faces and in their hair. Shiny hair was cool. And so were pimples.
After the grease bath, the boys helped each other into their new trendy clothes from Abercrombie. Sadly, these boys would be the laughing stock of the school for years to come.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Lisa put on her real cool clothes. Kyla put on what she thought Lisa would be wearing today. It was a pinstriped body suit. With a leather hat and handbag. It was shocking to her neighbors that she wasn't caught by the fashion police. What has this world come to?
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. James was combing his beautiful hair while Mick was putting on raggedy old clothes. He liked raggedy old clothes. James was wondering what he should do with his raven locks. Perhaps wings would be the look for today. Or not?
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. As Tony and Landon prettied up, they wandered should they even try to pretty up. They would only be trampled by veggies in an hour or so. They tried their best anyway. Landon's mom made chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast. They were Tony's favorite. Then the mommy took pictures of them with their backpacks on.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. "Remember Mike," Wolfie said. "Don't call them mommy." "Right." Mike had gotten his schedule beforehand, and memorized all his teachers' names. He repeated them over and over in his head.
Wolfie wore a plumage suit, and a big pink wig. Mike wore a mullet, and his black T-shirt with jeans.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. As Adam proudly put on his Yamakuh, Jimmy put on his new guitar strap like a belt. It didn't look too good. Jimmy and Adam had a new attitude. The mommy's talk had made them content. The boys went to meet at the bus stop.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Russell walked Charlie to the bus stop 5 minutes before his bus came. Charlie's face had tear stains. He was still sad from finding out he was retarded. His mom had always just told him he was special.
5 minutes later, Russell went out to his bus stop. His freckleosis was flaring up. It itched. The doctor had said he wouldn't die. He had to rub peanut butter on his face every 3 hours.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Gwen was feeding Donny Cheerios when Julia called. "Hey. I just want you to know that I won't be performing with you in the talent show. I can't believe you stole Donny from me!"
Gwen rolled her golden eyes. "Oh give it up, Julia. He never loved you." Then she hung up. What a crybaby.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Owen was trying to straighten his nose out just as Brian was listening to his tape on how to be confident. He wanted to be a cool cat this year. Suddenly he called Owen on his Mickey Mouse phone. "You've got to listen to this. It's so helpful." He held his plastic tape recorder up to the mouthpiece of the telephone. The tape said, "If you believe in yourself you can do anything. If you think you're cool, you will be cool."
This made Owen want to cry. It was a whole new world of endless possibilities.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Becky Stone moved into the cave. She will no longer be appearing in this gruesome tale. She retired and now lives in a swamp. GOODBYE BECKY STONE!!!!
The boys hung up. They met at the stop sign in between their houses. Jason gave Andre a big hug and slobbered on him. Andre yipped.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. D'Arcy slipped into her ugly black dress just as David's mother was buttoning up his velveteen body suit. D'Arcy didn't know what David saw in those ol' body suits. They were so saggy. D'Arcy was rolling her hair into cinnabons just as David was combing his rattail.
The duo met at the edge of the neighborhood. They could walk to school now. They were big kids.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Brandon had a big black eye from where Jimmy had punched him. He had called mall security after Jimmy ran and hid in a bush. Jimmy wouldn't be at school for 2 whole weeks. This would give Brandon a chance to get all the girls. Watch out girls. Here comes Brandon Boyd.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Jesse and Kurt couldn't wait. Kurt would wear his hair in piggy tails, and he would wear his blue jeans and a white shirt. Jesse would wear his hair in a big Mohawk. He would wear his scarf and a purple jump suit along with a million bracelets. What joy he could bring to people's lives. Oho!
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. John firmly shoved his new hearing aid in. It fit nice and dandy. He put a Power Rangers Band-Aid on it. It had chewy marks on it. Billy still had a tad bit of the taste of John's ear in his mouth. It tasted like carrots. Yummy...Carrots. That's what Billy would have for breakfast.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Boyfriend and Dave did a few things before they left. First they made their hair pretty. Boyfriend made piggy tails. Dave combed his. Both boys knocked out their moms so they couldn't kiss them at the bus stop. They put on cool shoes, and made their lips shiny. Dave and Boyfriend would be all the rage this year.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Cory and Chris took a big grease bath together before school. This way, they could drink some of it. They made sure they were extra fat. They rubbed grease on their faces and in their hair. Shiny hair was cool. And so were pimples.
After the grease bath, the boys helped each other into their new trendy clothes from Abercrombie. Sadly, these boys would be the laughing stock of the school for years to come.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Lisa put on her real cool clothes. Kyla put on what she thought Lisa would be wearing today. It was a pinstriped body suit. With a leather hat and handbag. It was shocking to her neighbors that she wasn't caught by the fashion police. What has this world come to?
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. James was combing his beautiful hair while Mick was putting on raggedy old clothes. He liked raggedy old clothes. James was wondering what he should do with his raven locks. Perhaps wings would be the look for today. Or not?
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. As Tony and Landon prettied up, they wandered should they even try to pretty up. They would only be trampled by veggies in an hour or so. They tried their best anyway. Landon's mom made chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast. They were Tony's favorite. Then the mommy took pictures of them with their backpacks on.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. "Remember Mike," Wolfie said. "Don't call them mommy." "Right." Mike had gotten his schedule beforehand, and memorized all his teachers' names. He repeated them over and over in his head.
Wolfie wore a plumage suit, and a big pink wig. Mike wore a mullet, and his black T-shirt with jeans.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. As Adam proudly put on his Yamakuh, Jimmy put on his new guitar strap like a belt. It didn't look too good. Jimmy and Adam had a new attitude. The mommy's talk had made them content. The boys went to meet at the bus stop.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Russell walked Charlie to the bus stop 5 minutes before his bus came. Charlie's face had tear stains. He was still sad from finding out he was retarded. His mom had always just told him he was special.
5 minutes later, Russell went out to his bus stop. His freckleosis was flaring up. It itched. The doctor had said he wouldn't die. He had to rub peanut butter on his face every 3 hours.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Gwen was feeding Donny Cheerios when Julia called. "Hey. I just want you to know that I won't be performing with you in the talent show. I can't believe you stole Donny from me!"
Gwen rolled her golden eyes. "Oh give it up, Julia. He never loved you." Then she hung up. What a crybaby.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Owen was trying to straighten his nose out just as Brian was listening to his tape on how to be confident. He wanted to be a cool cat this year. Suddenly he called Owen on his Mickey Mouse phone. "You've got to listen to this. It's so helpful." He held his plastic tape recorder up to the mouthpiece of the telephone. The tape said, "If you believe in yourself you can do anything. If you think you're cool, you will be cool."
This made Owen want to cry. It was a whole new world of endless possibilities.
*****
It was the first day of 7th grade. Becky Stone moved into the cave. She will no longer be appearing in this gruesome tale. She retired and now lives in a swamp. GOODBYE BECKY STONE!!!!
