It was a lovely first day of 7th grade. Jason had some very nice teachers and made a few new friends. So did Andre. They ate lunch together. Just as best friends always do. Andre had a tennis lunchbox, and Jason had a Weezer lunchbox.
What a delightful first day of the 7th grade!

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It was a lovely first day of 7th grade. D'Arcy had a fun day. So did David. They too had lunch together. But only because they didn't have any other friends to sit with. David had a Labyrinth lunchbox. D'Arcy had a Smashing Pumpkins lunchbox, which held one perfect carrot.
What a delightful first day of the 7th grade!

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It was a lovely first day of 7th grade. Brandon had to beat the girls off with a stick. Jimmy had fun at home. Too bad Jimmy wasn't here. Brandon wanted to throw food at him at lunch. Brandon had an Olsen Twins lunchbox. He thought they were hot. So did the others.
What a delightful first day of the 7th grade!

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It was a lovely first day of 7th grade. Jesse and Kurt had a very gay day. They even ate lunch together. Jesse had an Alf lunchbox. Kurt had a Kurt Cobain lunchbox. He was a big fan. Kurt made a new friend. His name was Daniel Desario. He was cool. But he was new, so he had no friends. Jesse thought he was cute.
It was a delightful first day of the 7th grade.

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It was a lovely first day of 7th grade. Everyone asked John about his ear. He told them it got ran over by a tractor. At lunch, Billy winked at him. This gave John the willies. Billy then proceeded to sit in a corner by himself where he ate some steamed carrots out of his BALDMAN lunchbox. John had a Nerd lunchbox.
It was a delightful first day of the 7th grade.

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It was a lovely first day of 7th grade. Boyfriend and Dave were very popular. They sat at the popular table with Brandon Boyd. Hmmm....Why didn't the girls flock to them? Anyway. Boyfriend ate out of his Carrot Top lunchbox. Dave had a Foofoo lunchbox.
It was a delightful first day of the 7th grade.

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It wasn't a lovely first day of 7th grade. Everyone made fun of Chris and Cory. They were a little too greasy. At lunch, they flew solo. Chris had a Coneheads lunchbox. Cory had a Goonies lunchbox.
It was not a delightful first day of the 7th grade.

*****

It was a lovely first day of 7th grade. Everyone laughed at Kyla for wearing that silly outfit. Everyone loved Lisa's clothes. Kyla was very upset that Lisa had tricked her. She sat with Chris and Cory at lunch. She had a Goonies lunchbox too. Cory was in love.
It was a delightful first day of the 7th grade.

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It was a lovely first day of 7th grade. Mick and James saw each other at lunch. Mick was carrying an Egghead lunchbox. James was carrying a Dirty Sock lunchbox. They were homemade lunchboxes. The boys growled. The talent show was a big thing.
It was a delightful first day of the 7th grade.

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It was a lovely first day of 7th grade. But full of veggies. Peas. Today at lunch. Were thrown. At Tony and Landon. Landon had a COMEDIAN lunchbox. He thought he was pretty funny. Tony had a No Doubt lunchbox. That was his fave band. Of all time.
It was a delightful first day of the 7th grade. PEAS!

*****

It was a lovely first day of 7th grade. Mike accidentally called one of his teachers mommy. Everyone laughed and tugged at his mullet. Definitely not cool. He cried on Wolfie at lunch. Mike and Wolfie both had Wolf's World lunchboxes. They made them themselves. What a pitiful sight.
It was a delightful first day of the 7th grade.

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It was a lovely first day of 7th grade. But it was sad. Adam was called the Jewish Witch Boy. And Jimmy was taunted a second time. They were so happy to see each other at lunch. Adam had a Jewish lunchbox, and Jimmy had a Led Zeppelin lunchbox. He had inherited it from his great-uncle.
It was a delightful first day of the 7th grade.

*****

It was a lovely first day of 7th grade. But Charlie spoiled Russell's day. He sat with him at lunch! Russell pretended he didn't know him, and tried to hide in his 311 lunchbox. But Charlie thought it was a game. So he started running around with his Fuzzy Wuzzy lunchbox on his head. And he introduced himself to everyone as Russell Selby's brother. What a year this would be.
It was a crazy but delightful first day of the 7th grade.

*****

It was a lovely first day of 7th grade. But it made Julia sad to see Gwen and Donny together. Gwen even fed Donny with a spoon at lunch! He had a Fat Albert lunchbox. And Gwen had a pink sparkly lunchbox. Julia just had a plain old brown lunchbox. She was green with envy.
It was a delightful first day of the 7th grade.

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It was a lovely first day of 7th grade. Ever since Owen got a new outlook on life, he was happy as a lark. Brian was more confident too. They practiced singing at lunch. Brian had a chubby lunchbox. And Owen had a cowboy lunchbox.
It was a delightful first day of the 7th grade.