Andre and Jason decided to have their after school snack at Andre's grandma's house. His grandma was old, and not a very nice. She did have good marshmallow-and-peanut-butter-and-pickle-sandwiches, though. Jason always ate with his mouth wide open, and he had to eat a lot to get any at all, since a lot fell out when he talked with his mouth full and spat all over Andre and his grandma. Andre took ladylike bites, and chewed them each 50 times. He did not want to lose his girlish figure.

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D'Arcy and David went to their secret clubhouse after school that was in a pine tree 50 feet up in David's yard. But they had to climb down because David's velveteen body suit got a snag in it from a flailing branch. D'Arcy rolled her eyes as he started to cry. Why did he wear them? If they were not so SAGGY, they wouldn't get caught on everything. He had gotten seven snags today alone.

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Brandon was chased home by a mob of 300 young screaming girls. What a day! He went home and took a bubble bath to wash away all the stress. He wondered what Jimmy Fallon was up to right now.
Jimmy was making smores in a small fire he had made on his back porch. He had to be sneaky about it though. His mom didn't like fires.

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Jesse and Kurt invited their new friend Daniel over for brownies after school. They had a secret meeting clubhouse. It was deep in the woods by Jesse's house. Do you know how they made the brownies? I'm not going to tell you. It's a secret.
But Daniel wondered.

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After school, Billy chased John all the way home. He screamed, "I want the other one!!" This confused John.
"What?" He yelled back.
"The other ear! It was delicious!"
This made John cringe with fear. He ran like the wind, until he came to a big hole in the ground. He hopped in, and dug a hole to China.

*****

Now that Dave and Boyfriend were very popular, they hung out with the "in" crowd. The "in" crowd hung out at AE after school. Brandon Boyd's dad owned it. They got to play in the dressing rooms and try on clothes. FUN!!

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Chris and Cory had plans for after school. They were going to go to Kyla's house and watch the Goonies. Cory had planned to ask Kyla to be his girlfriend. He had never had a girlfriend. HE was ugly. But he really liked Kyla. She had worn an ugly outfit on the first day of the seventh grade.

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Lisa thought her little prank had been incredibly funny. She couldn't stop laughing. Kyla fell for the old switcheroo trick!! As she walked home, she giggled her brains out. And then she saw IT!
Becky Stone was in the middle of the road, looking hungry. Lisa had always been warned of the Stone Monster. She tried to remember the rules: 1) never look her in the eye. 2) never let her see you with food. 3) duck and run.

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James went home after school to practice with his band. So did Mick. Both boys wanted to win so bad that they would have eaten vomit if it would help them. Well, Mick would have done it anyways, but whatever. James went to the Dirty Sock "studio", which was really just the sewer. Him and his new sewer rats practiced for 2 hours straight before going home. Mick and Egghead practiced for a long time too. They ate chocolate soup to improve the vocal cords.

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Tony went over to Landon's house after school. They helped each other pick the peas out of their ear flaps. Landon had one pea so far up his nose that he couldn't breathe. He had to go to the neighborhood "pediatrician" for help. The "pediatrician" was really a psycho, but no one knew.

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Mike and Wolfie were sad. On Wolf's World, they told about the perils of the day. Mike was very forlorn. His teacher had laughed at him when he called her mommy. How rejected he felt!! Rejection is tough. So Mike finally got a helmet.

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Jimmy and Adam liked to hang out after school. They pretended it was time for Adam's bar mitzvah. Jimmy made him presents in the bathroom, then Adam came in and acted surprised. But the game got boring. Jimmy always made the same presents. Adam wanted a variety.

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After school, Russell slapped Charlie around. He had demolished his reputation at school. Russell would never be able to show his freckles at school again. He rubbed Charlie's face in the mud. Then Charlie screamed for help. Russell got a spanking!!!!

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After school, Gwen and Donny went home to practice their routine. It was working out lovely. But Julia had a plan to sabotage it. She was going to dress up in a Donny suit, and fool Gwen. She would dance like a monkey, and make Gwen mad. But what to do with Donny while she did this? Julia knew.

*****

Brian and Owen went home and sang beautiful melodies. They made up 2 new creations, otherwise known as songs. Brian sang so beautiful. Owen couldn't believe his little deformed ears. Could this be true?