Again I own only the plot and no characters.

At dinner that night Harry sat in silence for awhile. His parents were talking about some boring thing at work. Finally he just said bluntly, "mum dad would you please tell me where babies come from" this question was met with very comfortable looks on each of their faces. "Well um Harry, Lily maybe you should do this one" James said blushing perfusly. "Why me James" Lily hissed uncomfortably. "I did the potty talk you can do the sex talk" James hissed back. "We AGREED that you would do the potty talk with Harry and when we have a daughter I'll talk to her" Lily said angrily. "Well I don't see why Harry is asking this now, I didn't think we'd have to deal with this until he was shaving" James hissed back. "Well we have to tell him now" Lily reasoned.

"Babies come from inside mommies" Lily started. "So how do they get inside mommies" Harry asked. "Well mommies and daddies um well they um. Daddies give mommies something called sperm. They look like little tad- poles and then the sperm and the egg um mix and they make a baby inside the mommy" James said looking increasingly more uncomfortable by the second. "Well how do they get in there" Harry asked again. "Um Harry there are some things better left to the imagination" James said quietly. "Anyway the baby grows inside the mommy. Then when the baby is all done..um. cooking the mommy pushes the baby out of her" Lily finished. "Oh were you and daddy mixing the sperm and the egg right after my nap" Harry asked grinning. "Um..Yes" James said.

"Harry I think it's time for you to go to bed" Lily said after Harry had finished eating his icecream. "Do I have to" Harry asked whining. "Yes" James said. James carried Harry up the stairs and helped him into his quidditch pajamas. He helped Harry brush his teath, wash his face, and go to the bathroom. Then Lily and James read Harry a bed time story and kissed him goodnight. Harry slept contentedly in his room and Lily and James went to their bedroom.

"James" Lily said after they had turned off the light. "Do you want to mix the sperm and the egg" she said starting to giggle. "Oh yeah baby" James said. At midnight Harry was awakened by the sounds of screams from his parents bedroom. He smiled to himself and thought of names to name his little brother or sister.