It was the afternoon of the third day of seventh grade. Andre had a nasty bite mark from Jason. But it's alright. He cut Jason's hair off the next day whilst he was asleep on Andre's lap. But Jason liked it. He had needed a new haircut anyway.
Thanks buddy.

*****

It was the afternoon of the third day of seventh grade. Since David could not be in the movie, he decided to write his own. He had written it in P.E. while he was running around the track. He now rubbed his girly hands together as he and D'Arcy sat in their pine tree tree house, and she was glancing over it.
It read:

D'Arcy: Yuu R my lovr.
David: Hi, I'm Elrand. I speek Kwinyan.
D'Arcy: I will NOT make owt with yuu!
David: Hi, I'm a rok star!
D'Arcy: (fals to nees) I will show you this Aisha's crust-aysh-ian wood crow.
David: I luuuuuuuuuuv yUU!

D'Arcy sighed. She could see this was going to be a long afternoon.

*****

After Jimmy had killed Brandon, he was much happier. Little did he know that Brandon Boyd could not be killed so easily. He was immortal, and was still happily chasing girls behind him.
Jimmy skipped around the school, beating girls off with a stick. Ahhh, this was the way it was supposed to be.

*****

It was the afternoon of the third day of seventh grade. Kurt and Jesse had a memorial service for the loss of Daniel. He was a fine young man. But that evil sorceress Lisa had swept him away. Wait, this is not Dungeons and Dragons. There is no need for this tone. That reminded Jesse, they were late for their D&D meeting.

*****

It was the afternoon of the third day of seventh grade. Billy chased John all the way home. He screeched into the wind, "Give me the ear!!!" John was a very brave boy. He jumped across the creek and yelled, "If you want it, come and eat it." Then he waved a stick (magic wand) in the air. He was expecting the creek to swallow Billy, but that just gave him time to wade across the 3 inch deep creek.
"Oh come on, John," Billy whispered. "Just a nibble?"

*****

It was the afternoon of the third day of seventh grade. Dave and Boyfriend still hadn't set their plan into action. First they needed to steal a car. Boyfriend had a Hotwheels Barbie car in his backyard. They decided this would do. Next they needed to rob a bank. But how? This was tricky.
California, here we come!

*****

It was the afternoon of the third day of seventh grade. Cory and Kyla were going to go on a date!!!!!!!!! Talk of this was all over the school. They had a date! DATERS! DATERS! Life was tough in '49. Let's go bowling!

*****

It was the afternoon of the third day of seventh grade. Chris had made a sad sad discovery. When he got to the train station, he went straight to platform 9 ¾. But it wasn't there! He had flown all the way to England just for this! It was only after watching several "witches" slam into the wall, that he realized something. Wizards and witches are really just people trippin' on acid!!!!
Chris slowly walked up to the nearest queer looking person. "Are you a wizard?" he asked quietly.

*****

It was the afternoon of the third day of seventh grade. Lisa was in love with Daniel!!!!!! He cried all the way home. "You're coming with me!" she yelled. "But I don't wanna!" he cried. Oh well, looks like Lisa owns Daniel now. This is some kind of sick game!

*****

It was the afternoon of the third day of seventh grade. The Clashing Pumpkins were a big hit with James and Mick's mommies. They had a recital. Everyone clapped so hard that they bust their ear drums. Wait, no. This didn't happen. BUT-everyone did like the idea. Though they knew if this band was rejected, the history of the world would change.

*****

It was the afternoon of the third day of seventh grade. Now that Tony and Landon were cool, they decided to make a club. The Baby-Sitters Club! Now Tony's mom couldn't ever complain about not having a sitter. "I now call this first meeting of the BSC to order!" Tony cried as he slammed down his clipboard. Landon sat on his director chair and ate chocolate that he kept hidden in his bed. Uh-oh, here comes a rip off.

*****

It was the afternoon of the third day of seventh grade. Mike and Wolfie were big boys now. No more calling teachers 'mommy'. On Wolf's World, they discussed how special they were now. "Wait a minute," Mike declared, "Now that we are big and strong we don't need Wolf's World!" Then he knocked over the video camera.
"STOP IT!" Wolfie cried. He fell to the ground and began crying.

*****

It was the afternoon of the third day of seventh grade. Barbies are real fun. Elijah brought over all her Barbies to Adam's house and Jimmy rode over on his scooter. Adam's mom didn't approve of Barbies. They were too girly. So she gave Adam a dead pig to play with. "Sacrifice it!" she yelled.
Elijah knew how to sacrifice pigs. She sacrificed Barbies too. They are Wiccan, you know?

*****

It was the afternoon of the third day of seventh grade. Russell decided he would take no more of this trickery from Charlie. He had fooled all the kids at school! He decided to pound Charlie into the ground. But first, the peanut butter. Russell got a spanking!

*****

It was the afternoon of the third day of seventh grade. Julia chose the right moment to attack Gwen. Cat fight! When Gwen and "Donny" were practicing their dance, Julia suddenly yelled, "He's mine!"
"What, Donny? You can talk?" That's when Julia hopped out of the Donny suit and attacked.

*****

It was the afternoon of the third day of seventh grade. Now that Owen and Brian were an instumental band, they were all the rage. I mean, who can resist the sound of a tambourine and a bass mixing sweetly in the wind? They would show this world a thing or two, they would show.......