Twisted, Messed Up, And Insane Anime Fic

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WARNING: This fic contains a lot of bad stuff...
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TWISTED, MESSED UP, AND INSANE ANIME FIC- chapter two

[Cloud, Vegeta, Goku, Link, Jim, Tenchi, Chief Wiggum, Bob, SkullLord, and Aisha stood over the corpse of Ryoko.]

Cloud: If the sock did it, why wasn't she fully devoured?

Jim: The sock is a *man-eating* sock, not a woman-eating sock!

Wiggum: The wounds are weird. Looks like she got bit in the neck.

Vegeta: You're incompetent! Her throat is open! Of course she got bit in the neck!!!

[Piccolo suddenly somersaults in with a frog chasing him.]

Frog: Returneth the masamune to me, green one!

Piccolo: Who are you calling green one?

Frog: You.

Piccolo: Okay, thank you for clarifying that.

Jim: Concentrate, you guys! We have to stop the sock.

Prostitute: I know who did it.

[Vegeta walks up to her and holds her up by her neck.]

Vegeta: Who did it, wench?

Prostitute: [points at someone] It was him!

[The person that she pointed at was a fat American balding ape known as Homer Simpson.]

Homer: D'oh!

Jim: So you're confessing?

Homer: Okay, I'll tell you everything! My son is El Barto!

Wiggum: We've been after that guy for months! Thank you for cooperating. You shall now be released.

Goku: You traded in a murder suspect for a graffiti suspect?!

Wiggum: Yep.

Goku: Great idea. I would never have thought of that!

[Everyone falls over in an anime fashion.]

Tenchi: You got rid of our only lead! Now how will we find who killed Ryoko!

Vegeta: Nobody cares but you, feeble boy!

Tenchi: [draws the Tenchi] Beat this!

Vegeta: [Throws away Tenchi's drawing.] Weakling!

Tenchi: [crying] I worked hard on that! It's hard to draw a weapon...

Jim: I think the sock monster ate the guy with the spikey hair...

[Tifa flies up on the flying nimbus and jumps to the ground.]

Tifa: Cloud died?!

[Everyone stares at Tifa.]

Tifa: Do I have something in my teeth? [realizes that she forgot to dress]

Nelson: Haha!

Aeris: For heaven's sake, put some clothes on, you gaishou!