Twisted, Messed Up, And Insane Anime Fic
DISCLAIMER: Some characters belong to me, most don't. Don't fuck with my characters or I'll mess you up...
WARNING: This fic contains a lot of bad stuff...
NOTE: hostiledude666@hotmail.com
TWISTED, MESSED UP, AND INSANE ANIME FIC- chapter two
[Cloud, Vegeta, Goku, Link, Jim, Tenchi, Chief Wiggum, Bob, SkullLord, and Aisha stood over the corpse of Ryoko.]
Cloud: If the sock did it, why wasn't she fully devoured?
Jim: The sock is a *man-eating* sock, not a woman-eating sock!
Wiggum: The wounds are weird. Looks like she got bit in the neck.
Vegeta: You're incompetent! Her throat is open! Of course she got bit in the neck!!!
[Piccolo suddenly somersaults in with a frog chasing him.]
Frog: Returneth the masamune to me, green one!
Piccolo: Who are you calling green one?
Frog: You.
Piccolo: Okay, thank you for clarifying that.
Jim: Concentrate, you guys! We have to stop the sock.
Prostitute: I know who did it.
[Vegeta walks up to her and holds her up by her neck.]
Vegeta: Who did it, wench?
Prostitute: [points at someone] It was him!
[The person that she pointed at was a fat American balding ape known as Homer Simpson.]
Homer: D'oh!
Jim: So you're confessing?
Homer: Okay, I'll tell you everything! My son is El Barto!
Wiggum: We've been after that guy for months! Thank you for cooperating. You shall now be released.
Goku: You traded in a murder suspect for a graffiti suspect?!
Wiggum: Yep.
Goku: Great idea. I would never have thought of that!
[Everyone falls over in an anime fashion.]
Tenchi: You got rid of our only lead! Now how will we find who killed Ryoko!
Vegeta: Nobody cares but you, feeble boy!
Tenchi: [draws the Tenchi] Beat this!
Vegeta: [Throws away Tenchi's drawing.] Weakling!
Tenchi: [crying] I worked hard on that! It's hard to draw a weapon...
Jim: I think the sock monster ate the guy with the spikey hair...
[Tifa flies up on the flying nimbus and jumps to the ground.]
Tifa: Cloud died?!
[Everyone stares at Tifa.]
Tifa: Do I have something in my teeth? [realizes that she forgot to dress]
Nelson: Haha!
Aeris: For heaven's sake, put some clothes on, you gaishou!
DISCLAIMER: Some characters belong to me, most don't. Don't fuck with my characters or I'll mess you up...
WARNING: This fic contains a lot of bad stuff...
NOTE: hostiledude666@hotmail.com
TWISTED, MESSED UP, AND INSANE ANIME FIC- chapter two
[Cloud, Vegeta, Goku, Link, Jim, Tenchi, Chief Wiggum, Bob, SkullLord, and Aisha stood over the corpse of Ryoko.]
Cloud: If the sock did it, why wasn't she fully devoured?
Jim: The sock is a *man-eating* sock, not a woman-eating sock!
Wiggum: The wounds are weird. Looks like she got bit in the neck.
Vegeta: You're incompetent! Her throat is open! Of course she got bit in the neck!!!
[Piccolo suddenly somersaults in with a frog chasing him.]
Frog: Returneth the masamune to me, green one!
Piccolo: Who are you calling green one?
Frog: You.
Piccolo: Okay, thank you for clarifying that.
Jim: Concentrate, you guys! We have to stop the sock.
Prostitute: I know who did it.
[Vegeta walks up to her and holds her up by her neck.]
Vegeta: Who did it, wench?
Prostitute: [points at someone] It was him!
[The person that she pointed at was a fat American balding ape known as Homer Simpson.]
Homer: D'oh!
Jim: So you're confessing?
Homer: Okay, I'll tell you everything! My son is El Barto!
Wiggum: We've been after that guy for months! Thank you for cooperating. You shall now be released.
Goku: You traded in a murder suspect for a graffiti suspect?!
Wiggum: Yep.
Goku: Great idea. I would never have thought of that!
[Everyone falls over in an anime fashion.]
Tenchi: You got rid of our only lead! Now how will we find who killed Ryoko!
Vegeta: Nobody cares but you, feeble boy!
Tenchi: [draws the Tenchi] Beat this!
Vegeta: [Throws away Tenchi's drawing.] Weakling!
Tenchi: [crying] I worked hard on that! It's hard to draw a weapon...
Jim: I think the sock monster ate the guy with the spikey hair...
[Tifa flies up on the flying nimbus and jumps to the ground.]
Tifa: Cloud died?!
[Everyone stares at Tifa.]
Tifa: Do I have something in my teeth? [realizes that she forgot to dress]
Nelson: Haha!
Aeris: For heaven's sake, put some clothes on, you gaishou!
